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    Blitz drags Octavia to the mall to find part of a pride outfit because she's the only one home at the time.

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    It's pride month in Hell, and the festivities have begun!
    First, though, there's a bit of business to take care of.

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    “I was… I was wondering if I could get a tattoo done here at your earliest convenience?” the man asked, and, oh.

    He had a British accent.

    Oh, Blitz was cooked.

    “I’m… unsure whether I’m supposed to make an appointment in advance,” the guy added. Was that shyness in his voice? That was definitely shyness in his voice. And he was fidgeting with his fingers.

    So the guy was hot and cute. Great. Great.

    “Sure!” Blitz said in the least normal voice that had ever come out of his mouth. And then he processed what the guy had actually just said. “Um, I mean—yes. No. It—it depends on what you want to have done.”

    Okay, seriously. Could the ground please just open underneath his feet and take him straight to hell?

    (Or: Blitz is very, very gay for the cute, easily-flustered, tall-as-hell man that walks into his tattoo shop.)

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    This fic is a feel-good, getting together, queer love story between a human Stolas and Blitz in their 30s. It is also a love letter to every person out there who has feared they might never get to experience queer joy. It is never too late to find yourself.

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    sooooo i just took all my favorite characters and threw them into a group chat. enjoy!

    also i will be making a rewrite that will be slightly less chaotic and will contain

    Peter
    Matt
    Five
    Harry
    Alastor
    Lloyd
    Lucifer
    Mark
    Nimona
    Dexter
    Hunter
    Dick
    Bucky
    Wade

    I had planned to narrow it down a bit more, or stick to one person per universe but heheheeee i kinda failed in that department

    anyway, im gonna keep this version up but i will make a new one that will hopefully be a bit less scripted.

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    Blitz goes to the Anti-Blitz party to talk to Verosika

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    Octavia overhears Blitz and Stolas argument and has some complicated feelings towards Blitz's argument.

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    An alternative between Blitz and Stolas argument in Apology Tour

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    What could have been.

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    "I wish, more than anything, that I could rearrange the stars for you. I'd make them look like you."

    "Yeah?"

    "Mm. Do you know why?"

    "No."

    "Would you like to?"

    "Sure, Stolas," Blitzø laughed.

    "A beauty like yours transcends Hell, My Love. Everyone deserves to see it."

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    "...Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork... a few kills, but Mills 'n Moxx took care'f those while I did paperwork."

    Stolas nodded in sympathy. "Is there anything I can do for you?"

    "... You can color out, if you need to."

    "I'll tell you if I need to."

    "Lay down," Blitzø ordered, already off of the couch.

    Stolas laid on the couch with a soft smile.

    Blitzø kissed his forehead and ran his claws through Stolas' head feathers. "Grab your book."

    With gentle hands, Stolas cradled his borrowed book to his chest.

    Climbing onto Stolas' lap and chest, Blitzø laid his head on Stolas' chest feathers with a contented purr. "Read to me."

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    He scaled the wall with ease, finding familiar footholds in the greenery as he climbed. He hopped over the railing to find the doors open, with Stolas sitting primly on the bed, twiddling his talons anxiously. A jolt of déjà vu coursed through Blitzø then, his brain screaming at him to turn around and run away.
    He pressed onwards.

    --

    After his Apology Tour, Blitzø has a night where he learns a bit about apologies and a lot about boundaries.

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    “I’m sorry,” Stolas whispered, looking small despite still towering over him whilst seated, “I mean it.”

    He didn’t know what he was apologizing for. That he’d changed? That they’d broken up all those years ago? That he wasn’t going to get an eyebrow piercing because he didn’t want to look fucking asymmetrical? That still, with all this time, Stolas just didn’t weasel his way out of his mind? Or maybe he was just sorry he wouldn’t be contributing to the business he worked at anytime soon because he was going to overthink the next piercing he’d get. “Okay.”

    He stared at him, waiting for more. It felt like it all over again, wordless at the end. “I never forgot about you,” Stolas said, voice still quiet, “you’re unforgettable.”

    Funny, when everyone left and never came back. Clearly, he was fucking forgettable. “You should’ve.”

     

    -- Where teenage sweethearts, Blitz and Stolas, meet again.

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    “Pussy. If you can’t stand a little teasing, how are you gonna please a woman like her?” Blitz rolled his eyes. “If you can’t get it together, I guess I’ll have to fuck you and your future wife.”

    Moxxie’s eyes had turned molten, and Blitz was starting to get scared, on a wicked delay, of crossing the line.

    “Is that right, boss?”

    “Yeah.” Blitz leered, leaning in close, knowing Millie was staring at them both. The performer in him took the bait. “Dare me, Maximiliano.”

    “Okay, Blitzo.” Moxxie’s voice had gone deadly dark and his pupils were blown out. 

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    Stolas has learned some new magic and Blitzø happily gets a mouthful.

    Set in an ambiguous pre-Ozzie's time.

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    Angel sorted through the several dozen flags he was holding and handed a purple, white, gray, and black flag to Alastor. “Here’s one for ya.”

    “I’m American,” Alastor said automatically, examining the flag.

    “Voxxy, give me the remote-” Val whined, reaching for it with all four arms.

    “Noooo we need more bi representation!” Vox rolled away from Val and made sure V Tower was still flashing pink, purple, and blue as it should be. “Please Val, the lights have only been like this for-”

    “Two hours!” Val snatched the remote and coded the colors to pink, yellow, and blue.

    Let’s stick rainbow stickers on all our posters,” Loona suggested.

    Blitzo thought about it for a second, then grinned. “Sounds good, Loony! I bet we’ll get a shitton more clients!”

    “That’s not- you can’t just-” Moxxie sighed.

    Why is Hell so fucking colorful today?” Adam peered down through the clouds, slurping on a drink.

    “I believe it’s ‘Pride Month’, sir,” Lute sneered.

    “I should give Pride a visit,” Ozzie hummed to Fizz. “Always nice to see what Lucie is up to.”

    tl;dr, pride month in hell, tw homophobia

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    18 ways that Blitzø and Stolas love each other (bc apology tour made me sad)

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    Stolas sniffled, set his plate aside, and leaned down to kiss Blitzø. "I love you."

    "Love you, too, Stols," Blitzø chuckled. "Finish your dinner. I'm already cold."

    "ColdMy Blitzy?!" Stolas gasped. "We can't have that." He scooped Blitzø into his lap and wrapped his arms around the smaller demon. "Is this better, My Love? Are you warm?"

    Blitzø squirmed and laughed, wriggling into Stolas' chest to inhale the scent of his feather oils deeply. "I love you. Like... love you, love you."

    "Is that more than just regular 'love'?"

    "Yeah. 'T's better."

    Stolas grinned, beak preening the bases of Blitzø's horns. "I like it, then."

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    Blitzø has never done well with romantic relationships. Stolas helps him find some answers on why.

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    Reaching for the sheets of stickers that was close to falling off of the bed, Stolas removed one and placed it on Blitzø's head between his horns.

    "What?"

    "You make me happy."

    Blitzø, trying not to smile, buried his face in Stolas' feathers.

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    A collection of Blitzø's most memorable birthdays: the highs and the lows, the pretty and the ugly, and everything in between.


    Stolas grinned and held up a finger when Blitzø picked up his fork and knife to cut into his waffles. 

    "What?" Blitzø groaned, throwing his head back, "I haven't eaten since lunch yesterday."

    "I don't believe that's my fault," Stolas scoffed, poking a single candle into the center of Blitzø's breakfast and lighting it with the tip of his finger. "My Dearest, Darling-est Blitzy."

    "Don't speech."

    "I'm speech-ing."

    Blitzø groaned. 

    "I'll make it quick," Stolas chuckled. "You are the best thing that's ever happened to me. I appreciate you every day, and I wish to spend this next rotation around the suns with you. I hope that this next year is just as, if not more, pleasant than the last. Happy birthday, Blitzø."

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    Stolas inspected the area of the living room floor, filled with clothes, blankets, pillows, and other cloth. "What's this?"

    "Nest. Didn't even mean to." He adjusted the walls. " 'T's not much."

    "I like it. It looks comfortable."

    Blitzø nodded and pressed his face to a torn-up shirt. "Smells like pack."

    "Your pack?"

    Blitzø said nothing.

    "You asked for a pillow for your nest."

    "Mm."

    Stolas dug in his bag, then handed Blitzø the blanket he had brought. "Would you like this, as well?"

    Blitzø took the blanket wordlessly and tucked it along the side of the nest, nudging it into place with one foot. "Thanks."

    "Of course."

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