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    Tommyinnit is in the foster system and he’s angry, he needs to learn how to not be angry and allow himself to be cared for. House #26 certainly isn’t a place for that though, maybe the next one will. But he doesn’t plan on getting his hopes up.

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    Being a chronically ill teenager can be pretty miserable, but being a chronically ill teenager with a very loving family makes that misery a bit easier to swallow.

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    Techno hasn't met another human in almost a year.
    He's been in space for almost 2.

    What could possibly go wrong when hijacking a trafficking ship?

    Accidentally getting adopted by a group of aliens apparently.

     

    aka: sbi space au with beeduo & niki and chaos ensues with found family and a lot of language barrier

    (I'll probably change this summary in the future)

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    Clicking on the link, he started to fill out the form. There were some normal questions, like age and occupation and some a bit weirder ones like blood type or how ok he would be with alternative methods of drawing blood. That one was weird.

    At one place it even straight out said if he would be ok with being bit in the arm.

    So, his future employer was a vampire, cool.

    At the end he had to sign a declaration of confidentiality that said he would not disclose what happened at the job.

    Well, that was weird.

    Now he was actually starting to think the person was a vampire.

     

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    Phil adopting Techno while he works as a bloodbag.

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    Techno couldn't remember a time in his life without Phil. Quite literally, actually, since their parents had been friends, and they'd been sharing a cradle right from the moment Techno was out of the hospital.

    One of his earliest memories was rough and tumbling round a grassy field with a blonde child, Phil unafraid to use his tiny little baby teeth to win their epic battles, while Techno preferred the good old 'pull their hair until they scream' method. There were far too many photos of the two of them disheveled and grinning, covered in grass stains and the remnants of bribery ice cream cones for Techno's liking - if his enemies ever needed blackmail, he would be helpless against their ammunition.

    OR

    long phone calls for a long-distance friendship, body-doubling to defeat ADHD demons, and emduo fluff

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    He should be thinking about this in a different way, Techno is of course in his room. Why would he be anywhere else? It’s too early in the morning and Techno doesn’t socialise with other people aly that well. He’s obviously in his bedroom.

    Or Phil could offer him lots of shiny things, Phil thinks Techno would like that. If someone wanted to keep Phil close by all they had to do is show him some nice trinkets. Wait. That’s the bad part of the brain. No, Techno likes gold. Which, Phil supposes is somewhat like shiny items. He can’t phrase it as just shiny, it’s shiny items, shiny trinkets. Think rationally Phil.

     

    Or !! Sometimes you just wake up regressed and wish someone would take care of you.

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    It all happened so fast.

    Wilbur and Tommy were outside, exploring near to their house. Nothing could go wrong, right? Tommy turned around after hearing a loud crash, then he saw Wilbur. After that, Tommy suddenly couldn't catch his breath, unable to move much less scream at the sight of his older brother.

    or ;;

    Wilbur dies infront of Tommy but... is he really even dead?

    or or ;;

    Wilbur just dies and Tommy thinks it's his fault and then years later he receives mysterious letters from his brother who he thought was dead all along

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    And because I absolutely hate dark sbi (possessiveness), I gift you an actually healthy "possesive" sbi villains and heroes stuff! But check the tags.

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    Technoblade hates injustice. Government... another word for tyranny. It's not the need for peace, no, it's the need for fairness. Heroes? What do they do? Mostly they want money or fame. They leave the poor places with no patrol, alone. The rich get richer fending off their slaves. And aren't slaves... everyone?

    Done with this bs, he called his own shots and, well, became a vigilante! No minimum wage, no payment - he's still poor, he's still unemployed... But so what?

    He's been told not to waste his talent. So he won't. He'll use it for a good reason. To actually help.

    And yet...

    How does he react when they - the heroes - try to help... him?

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    Techno's, like... Powerless.

    Yup.

    He's living in a world of heroes, villains and whatnot while he's... Powerless. Not a single ability, nothing.

    Yeah, he's stronger than most. Sure. He's still got nothing to do if a random villain strucks lightning in his chest.

    Not on. In. Inside it.

    But he lives in the most protected city around, so he really doesn't have much problems. His brothers tease him and dad's overprotective, sure, but it's not that big of an issue.

    The bigger issue are the voices inside his head that whisper weird stuff to him ever since his 9th birthday, that his father doesn't know about, that his brothers have no idea exist.

    The voices that act like they're real people, that are constant spectators and know even things that can't be in his subconscious.

    Chat, he's called them.

    Oh, chat'll be the death of him someday.

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    Techno woke up that morning to find himself with an extra English diploma, a press ID card labeling him as an editor, a rent overdue notice, and a note.

    The note, typed in Times New Roman, 12pt font, double-spaced, read:

    Dear User,

    We have received your feedback ("Fuck, I don’t want to stream"). We are pleased to offer you our special [Wow! Parallel Universe?] promotion. Original price: 199.9 billion per year. New user exclusive price: just $6.10 (includes 7-day free trial). No refunds. No cancellations. No returns.
    This is a limited-time experience. When the trial ends, you will be automatically logged out.
    Now connecting to Parallel Universe #23, please hold the line.

    (All rights reserved. Final interpretation belongs to the T.N.D Foundation.)

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    As a hacker, Techno is not shy about breaking the law. But when he takes jobs, he sticks to a strict moral code. Working with the mafia would go against those morals. So when The Crow Network reaches out, Techno sees no issue turning them away. No matter how desperate their plea makes them.

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    The one thing money can’t buy is a heart, and Philza has been missing half of his for eighteen years, ever since Wilbur’s twin was stolen from his cradle. Understandably, he overreacts a bit when Wilbur has been gone a few hours and a mysterious phone call says they have him. Thankfully it’s just a misunderstanding, but when he goes to pick up his son, he almost can’t tell which of the boys is supposed to be his. Cue a series of frantic plots to rescue his long lost son, because Technoblade is going to be part of the family whether he likes it or not.
    Techno, on the other hand, thinks Stockholm Syndrome is for losers.

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    Techno has a rough day and needs to hibernate, so he drags his sounder into the den.

    Ranboo wasn't informed that they're Techno's sounder too.

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    Tommy is barely conscious for most of the car ride there. He's tired, he's been tired for a while now. He's been tired since he was forced to answer all those questions asked by those weird people, dressed too formally for his liking.

    He's been tired since he saw his parents get pulled aside by police men, and was told he would be placed somewhere soon.

    “We're here.”

    Or

    Tommy foster fic but. But… uh….. well………

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    Mr. Sam pursed his lips as if trying not to spook him. “An old friend of mine runs the studio and is hosting this free class as a recruitment of sorts. I figured you could use an outlet for all of that pent up energy you always have.”

    Tommy opened his mouth to speak, but it took him a few seconds to find the right words. When he finally did, he winced at the way his voice lilted with uncertainty. “But…I’m not a dancer?”

    Mr. Sam chuckled softy, nodding. “Maybe not, but I think you might surprise yourself.” When Tommy didn’t seem convinced, he added. “Listen, it’s not a commitment, just a single class. If you decide to go, it’s just to try it out and if you like it, you can keep going. If not, you forget about it and no harm done.”

    Tommy bit his lip, glancing back down at the flyer. Mr. Sam certainly had a lot more faith in him than he himself did. And the last thing he wanted was to disappoint the person who’s class he actually looked forward to. His grip tightened almost out of determination, wrinkling the edges around his fingers. “...I’ll think about it.”

    or

    The dance au in which Tommy finds a home in the performing arts and it maybe just saves his life.

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    Technoblade thought he would be having a peaceful evening after the rough day he had. If Ghostbur hadn’t paid a friendly visit, Technoblade doubted he would have processed everything that happened in Pogtopia, and properly move on from this everlasting grudge.

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    "yeah I guess, the end is here"
    Wilbur has officially been a flight risk ever since he turned eleven.
    If there was one thing this boy knew how to do, it was to run. Run as fast and as far away as you can before you get caught.
    He was fucking good at running.
    Tommy didn't yet learn running was an option.

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    Wilbur and Tommy meet in a foster home and decide they need to stick together.

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    Footsteps are approaching them and Phil’s face drops when he realises what’s going to happen here. He looks over at Techno who seems to be cringing. Like they’ve both came to the same realisation.

     

    Or, Phil just wants to work on a project but the empire won’t let him.

    Or or … 7.6k words of me talking about eme duo being soft because I accidentally got hyperfixated on them.

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    Technoblade struggles with his disabilities again, and thinks of things that help him.
    That’s literally it.

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    Technoblade doesn’t like going to parties. They are always loud and overwhelming. But Phil invited him, and he couldn’t let his best friend down. So..he could suffer through it once..right?

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