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Faculty Mixer Fiascos by sleepberries for spideyhood server
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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Professor Jason "I'll Murder You With Paperwork" Todd thought keeping his relationship with disaster scientist Peter "Hold My Coffee While I Accidentally Cause An Evacuation" Parker secret would be simple. He was wrong. Featuring: faculty betting pools, suspicious turtlenecks, Discord messages, and the kind of workplace romance that makes everyone uncomfortable while secretly rooting for them.
(In which Peter is a menace and Jason is a little
lotin love.)Series
- Part 1 of interdisciplinary parkertodd
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Email My Heart by backtosaturn, icarus_and_the_sun
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Nov 2023
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When Sirius Black accidentally sends his philosophy paper to Remus Lupin they do what only Remus Lupin would do. They return it, with comments.
Told mostly through their exchanged emails, watch Sirius Black and Remus Lupin fall in love. Every lifetime means every lifetime.
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sender: [email protected]
recipient: [email protected]
subject: Today’s MeetingGranger –
Attached is the dry-cleaning bill for the shirt you ruined when you threw your tea at it. I’m not sure if you noticed, but I happened to be wearing the shirt at the time. You are lucky it was cold. Pay the bill and I won’t sue you for assault.
Regards,
Thomas Marvolo Riddle
CEO of Walpurgis Corporatesender: [email protected]
recipient: [email protected]
subject: re: Today’s MeetingRiddle –
I did notice, because unlike you, I can identify when something is being inhabited, you forest-destroying monster.
You do not require a dry cleaner to get herbal tea out of a shirt. The shirt was black, the tea was camomile, and you have no grounds on which to stand nor sue. Your company, however, WILL be exposed for the havoc it is wreaking upon our natural world.
Sincerely,
Hermione Jean Granger
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Subject: A Comprehensive Report by BonesOfBirdWings
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Jun 2020
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Izuku decides early on that heroics is not the only path to heroism.
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- Part 1 of Subject to Change
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Applicant Name: Kaveh
Darshan of Affiliation: Kshahrewar
Desired Salary: N/A
Attached CV: [Decoding the Runes and Architectural Philosophy of the Ruins of King Deshret’s Civilization]
Cover Letter (if applicable):
Kindly send this appropriately credited document to Akademiya staff so that someone may teach the belligerent Scribe that he cannot blindly pass along my existing work to some newcomer over a topic he destroyed almost a decade ago.
Delete this.
(or, Alhaitham posts a familiar job listing. Sumeru wishes he hadn’t.)
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Hi-jinks ensue when James Potter's regular trivia night hangout accidentally sends him a prize that was meant for somebody else.
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glad that you found me by thishasbeencary for ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Jan 2020
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: A Fair Deal
i’ll give u $10 if u let me Murder your dad next time i have his class[Or: Shigaraki accidentally clicks on the wrong Todoroki while he's trying to email Touya during class. It ends up working out better than he'd anticipated.]
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“What… is going on?” Natsuo asked.
“We’ve got a match against the Commission,” Tomura answered, shooing Himiko before walking up and kissing Natsuo. Natsuo kissed him back, impressed when the scarring on his lips didn’t rub off onto his own. “We’ve been in desperate need of a healer, and you’re a doctor.”
“Not even in med school,” Natsuo reminded before taking a second to process the rest of what Tomura had said. “A match?”
“LARPing,” Tomura said like it explained everything. “Touya’s dumbass boyfriend is a fucking bird and they use him as a sniper and we can’t take him down. At least if you’re around we’ll be able to keep going longer.”
“If this is LARPing, why do I need my… actual first aid kit?” Knowing his brother, his boyfriend, and their friends, it really shouldn’t be surprising, but it still was distinctly concerning for Natsuo.
“Because your brother lights shit on fire and Himiko likes to see people bleed. Oh, and Shuichi goes too hard with his sword!” The last part was shouted, and a man who was painted very green stepped out, awkwardly rubbing his neck.
“I’m sorry! You told me to give it my all!” he responded. Natsuo tried very hard not to focus on the massive makeshift sword he was holding onto.
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To: [email protected] by ArtemisTheHuntress
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
27 May 2025
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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: ISO Biology professor or lecturer to scare my students straightDear all,
I am teaching a first-year geology class and apparently it is a “meme” that geologists lick rocks...
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Emails to the First Landing University faculty listserv.
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"You have a match" The words he has waited for months to hear, the words he'd almost given up on hearing... Finally.
Dean Winchester has been on the transplant list for a long time. Turning to the doctor, he says. "It sucks that someone else had to die for me to be saved."
"Actually, your donation is coming from a volunteer, it's rare, but it happens."
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Castiel's got a dark past, drinking, sex, drugs... he believes he is destined for hell... after driving drunk one night and hitting and killing a pedestrian... He spent 4 yrs. in prison. Surprisingly, he managed to turn things around, sobering up and getting clean. He began trying to make up for his past. So, when he read that he could donate a kidney and save someone's life, He didn't hesitate.-
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Sincerely, Deku. by Bakanohero
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Mar 2025
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After being told he couldn't be a hero, Izuku decides to do the next best thing: help the heroes.
This leads to frustration, found family, and a lot of emails.
Now with a Discord!
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- Part 1 of Sincerely, Deku. Verse
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"You’re always saying I need to take better care of myself so I’m trying to make plans to keep myself safe while you’re gone. I’m trying to, mom. It’s just that, if you were coming home of your own accord, you would’ve already been back. You’ve never left me alone this long before.
But you know me, I’m a planner. So I’m going to make plans for the worst case scenario. I’m going to make sure that I’ll be okay even if you’re not back this week. Or even this month.
I don’t like to think much further than that."
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or: Sklonda Gukgak goes missing. Left in an apartment with no heating, no power, and no food, Riz tries to solve the mystery of her disappearance, feeling more alone than ever.
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Overachieving by A_Reflective_Projection
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Jan 2022
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Izuku’s been keeping a secret. He didn’t mean to. It had just been a secret for so long already and the two parts of his life seemed so separate that it never even occurred to him to tell anyone. In hindsight, it probably should have.
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While Izuku dreams of being a hero, his quirk analysis doesn’t go quite as unnoticed as before. Between watching hero fights, getting bullied, and being sad, Izuku didn’t mean to start a mysterious, international, multi-billion dollar, non-profit quirk analyst firm with himself as its unseen shadow leader. It just sort of happened. Hobbies, amiright?
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After a heated argument with his son three years ago, Arthur left home, and Uther hadn’t spoken a single word to him since.
That is, until he started receiving some rather peculiar emails.
Now has Merlin's pov. Completed.
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- Part 25 of Merthur fic
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Greetings, James Tiberius Kirk! by GravitationalSingularity
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies)
08 Jan 2020
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Greetings, James Tiberius Kirk! You have [88] new messages.
James Tiberius Kirk:: [PSA] Beware the Nexus!
Christopher Robin Pike:: [REMINDER] SFR-03-9102-1393 CO Authorization for Intimate Relations between Commanding Officers
Leonard Horatio McCoy:: OBSERVE SFR-03-9102-1391 RE: INTERSPECIES SEX & STD PREVENTION, CMO ORDERS… [Read more…]
Leonard Horatio McCoy:: MONTHLY MEDICAL CHECK-UPS ARE MANDATORY AS PER SF REGULATIONS, CMO ORDERS… [Read more…]
Pavel Andreievich Chekov:: [POLL] ❤❤ CUTEST BRIDGE COUPLE!!! ❤❤ VOTE FOR THE MOST AWWW-SPIRING PAIR… [Read more…]
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Accidental Catfishing AU by Etienne Telling (tellingetienne), Onomatopoetikon, zestiec (westiec)
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Oct 2024
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For once in their lives, Chuuya knows something that Dazai doesn't.
And that's something, because Dazai knows a lot of things.
(Or, alternatively, the one where Chuuya knows 264 things about Dazai - 264 secrets that are each more embarrassing the last.)
"I've seen this coming a long time ago, chibi."
"I - what?"
"You're stalking me."Summary updated as of: 05/24/19
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I am a small dumb brick. Forgive me
Lee Chan
Thurs 9/16/2021 1:13 PM
To: [email protected]Hello. It’s Lee Chan, from the human resources section of the building. I would like everyone to know that I am the one responsible for the tragic death(s) of the Keurig machine(s). I deeply and humbly apologize for any distress and strife caused by my actions. I will put forth more effort to understand and work around machinery such as coffee machines.
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Artemy Burakh is summoned home by his father, and Daniil Dankovsky’s heading to Gorkhonsk for Simon Kain’s funeral. So Artemy ends up stuck in a train car with his asshole, asshole, ex-boyfriend who dumped him for a fucking job. His jackass fucking ex-boyfriend who likes to point out that actually, Artemy dumped him, when Artemy had only been reading the writing on the fucking wall. The writing which, by the way, Daniil had pretended didn’t exist until a week before he left. The jerkass fucking ex-boyfriend who came back to Moscow within the year. Who said he’d been homesick. Who hadn’t called Artemy. Who’d let Artemy find out he was back just when Artemy was finally, finally, on a date with someone new, at the cafe he had liked before Daniil did, thank you very much, and which absolutely was not their place, no matter what Daniil had texted his date, which, by the way, totally proved that he was the one who couldn’t move on, not Artemy. Who never even visited Gorkhonsk when Artemy was his boyfriend for two whole years, but deigns to for fucking Grandpa Kain, who he doesn’t even fucking like. That ex-boyfriend.
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- Part 1 of Strange Bedfellows
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Until You're Standing at the Cliff by Raett
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
15 Jun 2025
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Johannesburg is the best lead they have for their loose ends, but nobody thinks it's going to be that easy. Fortunately, finding people is well within Desmond's skill set, but only if he's willing to trust the immortals enough to tell them he can.
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- Part 15 of Bless This Mess, This Mess Is Mine
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What Isn't Being Said by daylightbreaks
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Jun 2025
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The Hero Public Safety Commission implements a new publicity stunt meant to drum up some good PR. Heroes and civilians will get anonymously paired up as pen pals for a few months. Fans get to talk to heroes, and the HPSC gets to say their heroes are down-to-earth and involved with the people. It’s a win-win. All Might doesn’t need the publicity, but he feels like it’s a good opportunity nonetheless, so he enrolls in the event.
Problem is, All Might’s pen pal writes some pretty concerning stuff. He’s sure the kid is being bullied. And even worse… the ‘anonymous’ person on the other side begins to sound a lot like a certain successor of his. He’s going to get to the bottom of this. And if he finds out somebody’s hurt a single hair on his student’s head? Well… he’s the number one hero for a reason.
(AKA: the dadmight-centric Aldera Faces Consequences fic I’ve always wanted to write.)