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    Technoblade was perfectly happy teaching a criminology class, and if anyone told you otherwise, they were full of shit. He loved reviewing the same insane cold cases and over-analyzed killers semester after semester.

    But when a new killer enters the scene, an elusive figure dubbed "Angel of Death" by the press, he can't help but return to his position as a consultant for the FBI.

    This time it will be different. This time he won't spiral, won't be consumed by the mind of another killer. He has his therapist, Phil Craft, to keep him stable.

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    He tries to feel around. His hands can hardly move from their position and all he can feel is hard plastic walls. He runs his tied feet across any surface he can and finds only the same plastic walls. When he wiggles his feet in front of him and up, there’s a slight incline that makes Tommy think he’s not in some kind of plastic box, but something else.

    A car horn goes off somewhere. Tommy blinks and realizes he is tied up in someone’s fucking trunk.

    What the fuck, Tommy thinks, very eloquently.

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    Phil and Techno in the time Before.

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    Then-

    He runs.

     

    It’s hard to run past Techno when he’s right at the steps, but he manages.
    He tucks his wings in, and though he can feel Techno’s hand just barely brushing by it- He manages to get out scott free.

     

    He rushes up the stairs, kicking the door open.

     

    It opens to the pantry.

    The locked pantry, which they always said was due to a past raccoon problem. The fucking liars.

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    This is a crackfic. It is in all the tags. WARNING: This is cringe. Read it if you dare.

    Tommy is a five year old kid with the dream to be a hero, but not if Philza, fey and supervillain, has anything to say about it!

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    Tommy watches as the blood continues to come out of Wilbur's dead body.

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    Maybe it should finally be time to go back.

    Sure, Wilbur had promised himself that he would stay in Utah but something has felt wrong for the longest time.

    A feeling that he's only been able to push down using copious amounts of cigarettes and shifts at any gas station willing to take him.

    Afterall, if you don't have the mental capacity to miss someone, you just won't.

    But thats a lie.

    What did you expect?

    He's an American.

    Never trust Americans.

    ———————

    Or, Wilbur thinks about all thats happened in his life and why he's left his friends to go back to Utah.

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    Wilbur and Techno had been difficult, lashing out in the early days and wishing for their parents despite the harm that they did, but no baby would be able to do that.

    Phil lifted the tiny body from the crib that was pushed against the wall, smiling down at the sleeping face that was framed with perfect golden curls.

    This would be his next son, he was sure of it. He knew it like he knew with Wilbur and Techno, a deep-seated certainty that they would be the next step in his life, blessing the ground he walked on and sprinkling joy into every thought and action.

    Or

    King Philza tends to deal with the people that cross him fairly and efficiently. He spares those that deserve it and kill those who don't. And sometimes from those deaths, he gains another child.

    Sure, adopting your enemies kids might not be the best way of going about it, but it's been working for him so far. Why would this time be any different?

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    “If you guys are going to kill me then you shouldn’t do that.”

    Both of them stop their silent conversation to look at him.

    “We aren’t going to kill you kid,” Wilbur says sweetly.

    Tommy looks at Wilbur like he’s the stupidest person in the room, which he might just be.

    or an au where tommy winds up as the assistant for two serial killers because he’s a nepo baby

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    “Are you excited?”

    “Excited? Tubbo I’m on my way to a federal mental hospital where I will be locked in a room with some of the country’s most dangerous killers, bombers, and arsonists.”

    “So?” Tubbo asks.

    “I’m thrilled.”

     

    Or—-
    Tommy is a journalist. He is working with a team to make a film about 5 criminals in a federal mental institution. Through the interviews, we learn more about the events that led to their crimes, as well as the events that led Tommy down this career path.

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    What if Tommy accidentally witnessed a murder and then proceeded to get kidnapped by same people.?

    And, did I mention, these people are insane and will do ANYTHING to make sure Tommy is theirs and theirs ONLY? No..?

    •{This Is A Dark Fic People!}•

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    So a while ago, tumblr was talking about a dream smp play, and this is my idea of how november 16th would work.

    This is staged on the hamilton set, in case you're wondering :]

    enjoy!

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    Ranboo had just moved to L’Manberg, a grand city with even grander job opportunities, which is exactly why his moms and him moved.
    His first day isn’t even over before he meets his new best friend, a boy named Tubbo U. Craft. They seem to have a quickfire bond that rivals even that of his old friend group, and they knew each other for years.
    Though his attitude changes after learning of a horrible group of serial killers, meets Tubbo’s adoptive family, and starts to notice some less-than-comforting similarities between his best platonic husband and the Mad Scientist Spree Killer - Between the entire Craft family and the deranged Sleepy Boys Incorporated Murderers.
    To say the least, this school year is not looking in his favor.

    (Or: Ranboo moves to a new town with new friends on the horizon, and a rich family that is more than happy to be the friendliest neighbors on the street, but their sweetness soon turns sickening when he finds out the secrets just behind closed doors.)

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    It's Tommy's 18th birthday. Wilbur, Niki, Sam, Karl, Jack, Dream and Tommy decide to play a game. A game of trust. What will happen? Will there be any secrets revealed and if so how will it affect their friendships and relationships?

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    Superpowers AU

    Phil is a supervillain who kills heroes. He’s about to kill another one but then discovers it’s a child. His dad instincts ignite.

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    Technoblade did not commit the murder he was imprisoned for, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that he's in prison. At least he makes a friend.

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    Techno gets thrown into prison, where he meets Philza. They become best friends, no matter what people say.

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    Tommy was the most normal in his family, at least he felt like that. While his parents and brothers were psychopaths, the only thing wrong with him is that he couldn't feel anything. He felt like he lived in a world of gray, everything was just so dull. He felt so empty, like there was nothing to live for.

    That was until he met Purpled.

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    "If you hate me," Tommy's father says after a moment, "I would understand."

    Tommy considers him, lets his gaze drift back to Fundy who's rolling around in the grass like a dog in the mud. Ranboo reaches down and pokes at his middle and Fundy shrieks, his laughter the loudest thing in the universe.

    "Did you mean to kill him?" Tommy asks.

    Philza says, "I thought it would save him."

     

    (Or: There's a war, and Wilbur dies, so Tommy takes the nephew he didn't even know he had, and swears to be the best uncle ever. And, maybe, his remaining family will come together in the aftermath.)

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    Prison is a bitch, prison is especially a bitch when you are a 17 year old orphan named Tommy, with a list of crimes longer then that Dumbledore bitch's full name. How was he supposed to know you could be sent to prison for committing crimes. After arriving at the Dalton penitentiary and challenging ever single pussy in there to a fight, he sets out to conquer this place and make it more "pog champ" whatever that means. With his bitch of a cellmate the oddly cheerful yet suicidal Wilbur Soot, the intimidating weirdo Technoblade, and the only man ever Philza Minecraft, Tommy will prove that he is the superior woman getter in this entire place.

    Or, the Prison AU no one asked for.

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    Tommy's a rich kid that gets no love and SBI can't help but get attached.

    or
    Tommy steals SBI's latest victim, turns out it gave him a new family.

    (please read tags, it's a fic about serial killers. Some violent scenes but not in much detail.)

    TW// An unsuccessful pedo (he dies)

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    4/4
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    700
    Bookmarks:
    94
    Hits:
    9,839

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