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Zahndrekh is throwing a tea party… but he may have “forgotten” to send out invitations to anyone but his loyal vargard.
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He turned back to his Muse, let his eyes trace Bill’s form again and again. Gagged by Steve’s powers, all Bill could do was moan and writhe under them, desperate for touch. Awe and wonder welled up in Ford’s chest, a mirror to the heat growing in his cock. As far as he knew, he was the only mortal to ever witness his Muse like this. A being so powerful, rendered so needy. So breathtakingly gorgeous.
Steve’s eye was still locked to Bill, drinking in every reaction. Ford wondered again how Steve could appear so unaffected by the scene before him.
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Ford, Bill, and Steve get freaky
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Beggars Can't Be Choosers by CthosEris
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
22 May 2025
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Smeech had designed his own prosthetics. As a Yordle, he knew he was looked down on in more ways than one, and so from the start of his rise to power over his little empire he’d had his engineers include pneumatic extensions in his legs. Fuckin’ crazy how much being at eye level made a difference in idiots taking you seriously.
Crazy how being lower to the ground made you look sorrier for whatever you’d done.
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Smeech needs Silco's help. Silco isn't impressed. How can Smeech make it up to him?
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“Remember that time I left rats on your doorstep, Fordsy?” Bill’s eye scrunched up the way it always did when he smiled. “And you were all ‘Who put all these rats here?’ and it was meeeee…”
He trailed off. Ford wasn’t here. The void was empty.
Bill was struck with a sudden pang of loneliness.
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Bill Cipher has a
mental breakdownCOMPLETELY NORMAL AND OKAY TIME in the Solitary Wellness Void -
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Bill seduces Ford in the mindscape. Fingers are involved.
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Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die by 0MissE0, Artimus_Pax, ArtistRedFox, Athena_Muldrow, Baze_loves_bugs, biggirlsdontcry, Blank_Error, BlindayEverlien, carpetchewer, cottonmouthcandy, CrypticMushroom, CthosEris, DarkLordOfAwesomeness, Dimonds456, Djdjdjmk, egg_with_a_pen, EmS (EmilienSancier), Kyle_committing_Arson, lackinggravitas (espansivo), LittleLilliana15, MariDraws, Oatmeal_Archive, pickledoesfanfic, ryeBread1825114, SpookyArchivist
Fandom: Gravity Falls
02 Oct 2025
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Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
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When Ford makes a dangerous alliance in his quest for vengeance, it backfires spectacularly and he ends up even worse off than he was- still on the run across dimensions, but now joined by an even-less-stable-than-usual Bill Cipher in a grudging and temporary truce.
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Ford Gets An Abortion.
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- Part 1 of Monsterfucker Ford Series
Bookmarked by CthosEris
28 Aug 2025
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Bill Cipher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Body by GG_Ratley
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
12 Aug 2025
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Bill takes drastic measures to escape his human body.
Ford takes drastic measures to prevent this.[TW: graphic self harm/suicide attempt]
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“I’ll mess up”
“You won’t”
“It is all I ever do”
“Nonsense”And Stanley Pines wants to believe them.
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Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
- Alex HirschSeries
- Part 1 of Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die
Bookmarked by CthosEris
17 Aug 2025
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The Usual Amount of Pain by Ghost_in_the_Gallery
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
04 Mar 2025
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“Get on the berth,” Ratchet said. “Now.”
Drift's finials twitched. He tightened his grip on the shuttle's controls to keep his engine from revving. After several hours of silence, those were not the words he would have expected to come out of his traveling companion’s vocalizer.
“What?”
Ratchet rolled his optics. “For a checkup. I'm not even going to ask when the last time you did basic maintenance was. Save you the trouble of lying to me. C'mon, this thing can go on autopilot for a few hours.”
On their way back to the Lost Light, Drift reveals to Ratchet he’s been in some level of pain, constantly, for years.
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17 Aug 2025