Lexitennant2
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Like A Striped Pair Of Pants by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Beetlejuice (Movies), Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
25 Jun 2025
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Lydia has a long list of problems and isn't keen to add more to it, but when Betelgeuse starts appearing more frequently warning her of his vengeful ex-wife, well...clearly she needs to do some thinking about the company she keeps. Lydia is taken down a dangerous path as she tries to reconnect with her daughter in the midst of a mad woman's schemes, a teenage psychopath, and man she can't put in a box in the back of her mind anymore.
Basically a rewrite of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice but there's less plot holes and the bad guys are actually fulfilling their potential.
* Also disclaimer, any attraction between our two main characters is when Lydia is an ADULT. Same for Betelgeuse, he just wanted his green card and went about it in the worst way possible, it's just weird and gross to ship kid Lydia with him, or imply he's been in love with her since she was a child. Not in this fic, thank you. -
Pumpkin Soup, Complete Breakfast, and Pink Cake by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
11 Feb 2025
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Spirit's Eve is a night of magic, and entering the maze will let these three farmers start the ball rolling on sweet endeavor filled with romance, comedy & jealousy.
Lincoln knows he can be quite oblivious but he's taken by surprise by everyone in town- yes everyone - telling him that Sebastian has been crushing on him for years. Will he finally have the courage to face these feelings?
Juno has gotten used to be rejected by those he loves most, being seen as 'too much' for a real relationship, but will his heart be able to stand that kind of heartbreak from Alex?
Hera has always came off as standoffish but she has a heart, a heart that pounds for Haley. Problem is she doesn't want to ruin the friendship they have even though Haley is more than willing to show she's interested.
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The Blue Glow Softens You And I by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
07 Jan 2025
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Jayce feels dirty.
He's only known Viktor for a week now but the man is constantly in his thoughts. He wants to touch him, to bask in his partners attention and hang off his every word. He's obsessed and he thinks he'll never get a chance with Viktor but then...Viktor sees him in the shower and he sees his own wants reflected back at him.
Maybe there is hope.
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Alex has been thinking about Sebastian for a while now, and one perfect night leads to more than Alex could have dreamed of.
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Astarion does not know why he's now the leader of a rag-tag group of do-gooders, or why they're all so determined to...bond...with him, but he'll be damned to let any of them stop him from getting revenge on his old master Cazador. All he needs to do is use the horrible intrusion of the tadpole to his advantage and then he'll be able to ascend and no one will ever hurt him again.
Be prepared for a story of damsels in distress (sorry Gale), temperamental cats, gross squishy creatures, enemies to lovers, and an unhealthy amount of emotional constipation!
Updated every other Sunday!
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God Pairs Up Angels and Demons by Lexitennant2
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Aug 2019
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After the apocalypse that isn't, a certain demon and angel are finally free to be with each other. Except two meddling bosses have other plans, and Aziraphale and Crowley are forced into hiding with unexpected consequences. But love will always prevail, with the help of a compassionate witch, motherly plant, and an overexcited fly...and possibly even some ineffability from God herself.
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