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Like A Striped Pair Of Pants by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Beetlejuice (Movies), Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
25 Jun 2025
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Lydia has a long list of problems and isn't keen to add more to it, but when Betelgeuse starts appearing more frequently warning her of his vengeful ex-wife, well...clearly she needs to do some thinking about the company she keeps. Lydia is taken down a dangerous path as she tries to reconnect with her daughter in the midst of a mad woman's schemes, a teenage psychopath, and man she can't put in a box in the back of her mind anymore.
Basically a rewrite of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice but there's less plot holes and the bad guys are actually fulfilling their potential.
* Also disclaimer, any attraction between our two main characters is when Lydia is an ADULT. Same for Betelgeuse, he just wanted his green card and went about it in the worst way possible, it's just weird and gross to ship kid Lydia with him, or imply he's been in love with her since she was a child. Not in this fic, thank you. -
Pumpkin Soup, Complete Breakfast, and Pink Cake by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
11 Feb 2025
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Spirit's Eve is a night of magic, and entering the maze will let these three farmers start the ball rolling on sweet endeavor filled with romance, comedy & jealousy.
Lincoln knows he can be quite oblivious but he's taken by surprise by everyone in town- yes everyone - telling him that Sebastian has been crushing on him for years. Will he finally have the courage to face these feelings?
Juno has gotten used to be rejected by those he loves most, being seen as 'too much' for a real relationship, but will his heart be able to stand that kind of heartbreak from Alex?
Hera has always came off as standoffish but she has a heart, a heart that pounds for Haley. Problem is she doesn't want to ruin the friendship they have even though Haley is more than willing to show she's interested.
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The Blue Glow Softens You And I by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
07 Jan 2025
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Jayce feels dirty.
He's only known Viktor for a week now but the man is constantly in his thoughts. He wants to touch him, to bask in his partners attention and hang off his every word. He's obsessed and he thinks he'll never get a chance with Viktor but then...Viktor sees him in the shower and he sees his own wants reflected back at him.
Maybe there is hope.
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Alex has been thinking about Sebastian for a while now, and one perfect night leads to more than Alex could have dreamed of.
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Astarion does not know why he's now the leader of a rag-tag group of do-gooders, or why they're all so determined to...bond...with him, but he'll be damned to let any of them stop him from getting revenge on his old master Cazador. All he needs to do is use the horrible intrusion of the tadpole to his advantage and then he'll be able to ascend and no one will ever hurt him again.
Be prepared for a story of damsels in distress (sorry Gale), temperamental cats, gross squishy creatures, enemies to lovers, and an unhealthy amount of emotional constipation!
Updated every other Sunday!
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Yennefer and Jaskier have never seen quite eye to eye, but they're able to put that aside when they learn that Geralt and Ciri are in danger from a witch of legend, as well as an entire Nilfgaardian army.
As of 2/26/2025 THIS IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION; I've been unhappy for a while with certain parts of this story, and my opinion has changed on certain aspects. The heart of the story will still be the same, but I wanna polish up some scenes
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Just a very short drabble of the moment Astarion realizes he's fallen for Tav
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 171
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 109
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Jethro has kept his double life a secret for the last 12 years, ever since his magical side led to the death of his wife and daughter. Now, a witch intent on making him hers is hunting him down as well as everyone he knows and loves.
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Jaskier The Curse Breaker by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Aug 2020
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After Geralt tells him to basically shove off, Jaskier is left heartbroken and reeling from the Witcher's words. He's ready to go on his merry way when he comes across a fox who is actually a cursed mage in disguised. Now he is forced to find Yennefer of all people for help, and they both have to track Geralt down for extra help when he is sure the Witcher wants nothing to do with him.
Except when they finally come across the Witcher, everything goes to shit as it always does when destiny is involved.
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I Haven't Changed Much At All by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 May 2020
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Crowley is finally going to admit it. The apocalypse is over and there's nothing to stop him from telling Aziraphale that he loves him. But it all goes horribly wrong when Aziraphale tells him there's still one obstacle between them, an archangel named Raphael who Aziraphale has loved since before the Garden of Eden. He believes Raphael is off in the stars and is still waiting for him, unaware that Raphael is standing right in front of him, and is the fallen angel turned demon, Crowley.
Crowley must convince Aziraphale that he is Raphael without making the angel think he is tricking him, and regain his own memories so he can prove he is the one Aziraphale is waiting for.Based on this lovely tweet/art (https://www.instagram.com/p/B05qOOzlRPb/) by Insta/Twitter durchhaliya.
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A Week With Crowley and Aziraphale by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Sep 2019
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All the fics inside of here are meant for the ineffablehusbandsweek which is from September 2nd-8th. Everything from clumsy dancing to a peaceful rainy morning.
You can find everything you need to know about the prompts by going here ---> https://ineffablehusbandsweek.tumblr.com/post/186773188491/official-ineffable-husbands-week-prompts
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Good Old Fashioned Romeo by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Aug 2019
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Crowley has been pinning relentlessly after one oblivious principality, so he decides to be brave and in his own way finally admit that he's in love with Aziraphale. Aka serenading him with Queen. Except Aziraphale is still learning that The Velvet Underground - and by extension Queen - is not bepop, so Crowley kicks it up a notch and recites a Queen song in the form of a Shakespearean sonnet.
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The Night We Met by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Aug 2019
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Gabriel spills the beans about Crowley, but also comes to the realization that he shouldn't be hunting after Crowley and Aziraphale. Anathema goes with Beez and Gabriel to talk to Crowley and Aziraphale. There's a wedding, a surpise guest makes a visit, and a Nightingale sings one more time.
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- Part 5 of God Pairs Up Angels and Demons
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A Little More Human by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Jul 2019
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After the effects of the spell, Crowley and Aziraphale are struggling to come to a new routine that will distract them from Crowley's new identity. Gabriel tries a new tact to make Anathema understand his point of view, and she's not budging....yet.
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- Part 4 of God Pairs Up Angels and Demons
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A Change of Being by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jul 2019
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A protection spell has an outcome that makes Crowley extremely vulnerable. Beelzebub becomes, just a little bit more good, and Gabriel, just a little bit more bad.
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- Part 3 of God Pairs Up Angels and Demons
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The Gabriel Plan by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jul 2019
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Crowley and Aziraphale are very happy with their new found relationship, but Beelzebub and Gabriel are still trying out a new plan to get God to understand that this relationship is unacceptable. Even though a certain archangel is starting to have feelings for a buzzing demon. Beelzebub's gigantic head piece fly is just along for the ride.
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- Part 2 of God Pairs Up Angels and Demons
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Two Weddings by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale and Crowley are invited to Anathema and Newton's wedding. Which means a minor breakdown from Crowley in front of his plants, a meddling witch, and Aziraphale is finally talked into some sense so he finally decides that Crowley is NOT going too fast for him.
-This story can be read as a stand alone. You do not need to read the other parts, though it would be appreciated it you did :)
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- Part 1 of God Pairs Up Angels and Demons
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Before The Fall by Lexitennant2
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2019
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Crowley tries to explain to Aziraphale what he remembers before the fall. God takes a moment to speak to Crowley.
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The Rogue Avengers show up and Ira isn't having it.
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I understand that the way I've written the Rogues paints them in a bad light, but please refrain from hating on it. This isn't a fix it team Iron Man kind of fic, that's not in the tags. Please don't read if you were expecting the rogues to have a fair standing. -
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A look at how Lucifer lost his wings.
This is my first Lucifer fic, and I am only on episode 8 of season 1 so I apologize if the characters are ooc.