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  1. 73

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    "OwlPrince, whoever he was, caught Blitz’s attention from the moment he laid eyes on his page. Since then, he had been a…devoted fan.

    The man had a way of making his posts and videos artistic, if you could call self-made porn a work of art. Something about the way he posed held an air of delicateness, of realness, of the power of someone who reflected the serene grace of the moon itself. "

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    Stolas is an OnlyFans model to pay his way through school. Blitz is an avid fan of said model. It just so happens that they attend the same college and share a class. Human AU

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    Armageddon is fast approaching as the fragile truce between Heaven and Hell begins to break. At the same time, various characters from all walks of life (alive or undead) find themselves defying the destinies they once thought was set in stone, leading to unexpected alliances, rivalries, romances, and moments of introspection as two worlds in one — tough-as-nails I.M.P and quirky Hazbin Hotel — embark on an endless journey of defiance amidst the chaos of a rapidly-changing afterlife. Just because one is dead, doesn't mean their story is over. And just because you're a demon, doesn't make you automatically evil.

    (In other words, the biggest What-If Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel crossover fanfic you'll find anywhere!)

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    fics of stolitzarozzie??? wtv their ship name is

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    A fun little what if where Blitzo is with Oozie and FizaRoli is with Stolas and the changes that come with it. I hope you enjoy this.

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    A series of unrelated Hellaverse one-shots based on theprompfoundy's Femme February Prompt List

    Enjoy and I hope you like these little one-shots exploring the more feminine sides of the characters we know and love!

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    “Blitzo,” Stolas said, forcing his tone to stay calm and gentle, “where did you hide the eggs?”

    Blitzo lays his and Stolas's eggs, but his hormones and instincts cause him to go a little crazy and bury them in the garden. Now he won't tell anyone where they are.

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    The learning curve is steep when you live in hell and try to change your ways for the better.
    So steep, it can be scary and nauseating. Better hold on tight to one another and take one step after another.

    Series will have Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss crossovers and Stolitz and Appleradio as the main pairings.

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    Striker is trying to kill Stolas again. This is how most of Blitz's nightmares begin.

    And this time, he's never waking up.

     

    (Speculation about Striker's past and how it affects how he views Blitz and Stolas's budding relationship)

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    Just a couple years into setting I.M.P up, Blitz and his team were still working without any particular solid plan for a business when a Goetic demon marches into their rundown office and demands them to take a job.
    Except, there was a catch. There was always a catch.

    A seemingly haunted mansion in the middle of Hell?

    Blitz didn't give a fuck that his team thought it was complete bullshit. He didn't even have to think twice and he was already accepting the job because it was time to hunt some ghosts and earn their fattest paycheck yet.

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    AU in which Blitz and Stolas did not meet as children. Story is definitely a bit sadder than the summary might imply.

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    "…You gotta play hard to get. Umm, like…” Fizzarolli spins his fork around in his fingers, the metal quietly clinking on metal. “Like when Gabriella finally got her shit together in season five, and blew Alejandro off every time he was around. And that made Alejandro super thirsty for her and he jumped her bones. Remember?”

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    After rekindling his friendship with Blitz (even though, like, still, fuck you), Fizzarolli cannot keep his nose out of other people's business. And Stolas is just SO in need of a friend to watch soap operas with (and possibly scheme with to get a certain imp to come to terms with his feelings).

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    “You’re hot.”
    “I know.” Blitzø wiggled his eyebrows. “You ain’t that bad yourself, babe.”
    “No, no! I mean, you’re burning up.” Stolas put a dainty hand on his forehead. “Do you have a fever, Blitzø?”
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    Blitzø is sick, even though he won’t admit it. Thankfully, he has a Stolas to take care of him. But it's not an easy feat to convince a workaholic like Blitzø, who has never taken a single sick day in his life, to stay home and rest ...

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  12. 77

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    “I was… I was wondering if I could get a tattoo done here at your earliest convenience?” the man asked, and, oh.

    He had a British accent.

    Oh, Blitz was cooked.

    “I’m… unsure whether I’m supposed to make an appointment in advance,” the guy added. Was that shyness in his voice? That was definitely shyness in his voice. And he was fidgeting with his fingers.

    So the guy was hot and cute. Great. Great.

    “Sure!” Blitz said in the least normal voice that had ever come out of his mouth. And then he processed what the guy had actually just said. “Um, I mean—yes. No. It—it depends on what you want to have done.”

    Okay, seriously. Could the ground please just open underneath his feet and take him straight to hell?

    (Or: Blitz is very, very gay for the cute, easily-flustered, tall-as-hell man that walks into his tattoo shop.)

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    This fic is a feel-good, getting together, queer love story between a human Stolas and Blitz in their 30s. It is also a love letter to every person out there who has feared they might never get to experience queer joy. It is never too late to find yourself.

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    The air in Ozzie's sprawling penthouse bedroom on the highest floors of his Lust Ring tower was thick with anticipation. Opulence dripped from every surface – silk sheets on the massive circular bed, plush velvet furniture, and shimmering curtains pulled back to reveal the glittering, chaotic cityscape below. Tonight, the mood shifted from casual indulgence to something more focused, more... experimental. They were here for fun, the kind that only the most luxurious corner of Hell could provide, a mingling of status and species that promised delightful depravity. The mood was light, charged with unspoken promises and the shared history between the four of them, as messy and tangled as any infernal bureaucracy.

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    CANON-COMPLIANT UNTIL SINSMAS(S2,E12)
    A sequel to 'Heated Discussions' in which I can't wait for Season 3, so I made my own. ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP.
    Stolas and Blitz have been living together since the trial, in a serious relationship for the past three months, and everything couldn't be going better. Their patchwork little family is finally happy, Stolas is healing from the trauma of the trial and the pain of losing his daughter to Stella and Andrealphus's scheming, and I.M.P has so many clients now they can hardly keep up with demand.

    Even Blitz is almost convinced things are looking up instead of spiraling back down to shit, when a text message from an unknown number comes in and instantly shatters the illusion;

    Via. Nobody else could have written it Blitz knows, and from there everything else goes straight to hell. The bad kind, not the hometown kind.
    All Blitz knows is he's gonna get his daughter back to her dad, and that loving someone the way he loves Stolas means sacrificing everything when it really counts. He always has, and he sure as hell ain't gonna change his mind when it comes to his prince.

    Tune in to see where this goes- Even I don't know! lol

    STARCROSSED 2/3

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    She pushes an old shirt to the side and softly hoots in surprise at what she has found.

    An old film camera.

    Via blinks in astonishment and carefully lifts it out of the box. The heavy weight is expected but it still manages to surprise her somehow. This is a really old model, vintage even! Via has never seen one like this in person, only ever in magazines or in old movies.

    For a moment her heart drops because at a closer glance the camera looks broken. It's dirty and banged up and there are some weird markings all over the body. In some places the plastic looks almost like it has… melted?

    She turns it in her hands and runs a finger over the lid of the film compartment. What looked like ordinary scratches are actually letters, deliberately carved into the surface, faded and barely legible.

    T. B.

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    Via finds an old film camera in Blitzø’s closet. While she takes pictures of her new family and tries to come to terms with her new normal, the camera holds secrets none of them could have ever imagined.

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  17. 84

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    Seven one-shot stories accompanied with scene drawings inside! Enjoy~!

    Day 1 – First Time: Blitzø struggles to say those three important words to Stolas for the first time since they've become a couple.
    Day 2 – Hurt/Comfort: After a few months apart, Stolas returns home to reunite with his beloved.
    Day 3 – Love Language: Blitzø can't forget that his relationship with Stolas is strictly contractual... otherwise he'll end up wanting more.
    Day 4 – Human AU: Stolas is a mafia crime boss and Blitzø is an assassin hired to kill him. Upon meeting Blitzø for the first time, and despite nearly losing his life, Stolas falls in love at first sight.
    Day 5 – Love Letters: During a turbulent period where Blitzø struggles to provide for his newly-adopted daughter, he comes across a strange book where he's able to communicate to a complete stranger. Despite not knowing his identity, Blitzø leans on him for the support he needs.
    Day 6 – Date Night: After spending a wonderful day together, Stolas and Blitzø find it difficult to leave each other.
    Day 7 – Sun/Moon/Stars: Stolas wakes up after an accident and suffers from amnesia. He doesn't recognise the imp sitting next to him in the hospital bed.

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    In a society where imps must serve the upper class, Blitzø and his company at I.M.P. are owned by a powerful aristocracy – the Ars Goetia. It’s a difficult life to be trapped at the bottom of this hierarchy and controlled by the royals…

    But then everything changes when Blitzø meets Stolas. He's unlike any other Goetia he's ever encountered. There’s just something about him that’s different from the rest. Although Blitzø is drawn to him, he's absolutely adamant that he's NOT in love! So what if Stolas is sweet and sensitive… gentle, and just a little endearing…

    Determined to keep his blossoming feelings at bay, life gets even more complicated as it becomes more obvious… he’s falling for a prince, but he’s just an imp.

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    Canon compliant fic – a slow romance between Stolas and Blitzø navigating a relationship from two social classes.

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    “Why did he do it then?” she screams. “Why did he sacrifice everything for you?”

    “I don’t fucking know, okay?” Blitzø screams back but while she’d raised her voice in anger, he sounds just desperate. Almost scared. “I have no fucking clue why he would do something this stupid for me! I don’t deserve this and I don’t know why he would… I can’t…”

    He covers his face with a hand that trembles and Via bites her lip. She feels drained all of a sudden.

    “Because he loves you, you asshole.” There is no heat in her voice. No anger. She is all out of anger again. It was nice while it lasted.

    Blitzø stills and takes a shuddering breath. He whispers, low enough that she almost doesn’t hear the words and doesn’t know if she was supposed to hear them in the first place: “It terrifies me sometimes… The way your father loves with everything he has.”

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    After the events of Mastermind, Via has a late night visitor. It's not who she expects, not who she wants, but maybe it's who she needs.

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  20. 53

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    After watching the trial and Blitzo’s almost execution, Fizzarolli needs to see Blitzo alive with his own eyes.

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