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    What if Natsuki Subaru came to Lugunica with a mission, a purpose?

    Arriving to this alternate world earlier than canon, as well with some changes in backstory, he has made a name for himself in Kararagi. All for three objectives:

    Eliminate the Witch of Envy.
    Purify the Sins of the World.
    Obtain a Perfect Happy Ending.

    And he'll make sure everyone else has their perfect ending as well, even if they have to be dragged kicking and screaming.

    TLDR: A crack comedy focusing on a very insane Subaru, using curse arts, shinobi skills, and whatever he can get his hands on, who will help everyone. EVERYONE. Whether they like it or not.

    No harem, final pairing undecided.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    487
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    Based on the tumblr post i saw that said something like phineas and ferb could've defeated thanos and y'know what? i ran with it.

    so the time line is a bit wonky to make this work, but hear me out. it's during infinity war, but if the massive battle in endgame happened then. no one has died because i refuse to acknowledge that they did. vision and strange still have their respective stones and are trying to keep them away from thanos, hence why they're now all doing the battle on earth. does that make sense? it doesn't to me either.

    this is just me avoiding life by writing, so like, don't judge or whatever idfk. i also haven't watched either of these in like years so idk how ooc this might be, but i don't really care soooooooooo

    enjoy :]

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    Lan Jingyi, A-yuan and Jin Ling work together to get their Teacher and Dad/Uncle (Adopted Dad )marry each other.

    Story set in post-Sunshot campaign era, No deaths that happened after the campaign, happens in this story. Wei Wuxian reconciled with Jiang Cheng and adopted a-yuan. Jin Ling is born, Yanli and Ji Zixuan are alive.

    But Wei Wuxian still thinks LW hates him, the distance btwn Wangxian grew large until Jin Ling and Shizui found out about LW's secret crush on oblivious WWX. The duo hires Jingyi into the team when A-yuan is sent to Gusu for lectures and the senior teacher is Lan Wangji.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    16
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    I have this idea since like a few years ago. So here is my take on what if: variants of Subaru got teleported into the royal palace scene during arc 3. (Imagine the chaos lol)

    The story take place after the candidates introduction. The idea is so good but so far, I have only seen 2 people do that (one author dropped after releasing a single chapter). So I am here to give my impression of the idea.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    114
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    4,007
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    The internet was now a thing at Hogwarts, and Severus Snape was not particularly happy about it — especially because students had taken to reading (and writing!) erotic stories about him.

    He hadn’t expected Hermione Granger to be one of them.

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    “A test of loyalty is in order, cleaner. Since these four,” he looks one by one at the men and Yuki, before looking sharply back at you, “seem to be unable to follow simple orders. Overhaul has given me permission to eliminate them, but I believe you should be the one to do it.”

    What. The. Fuck.

    Hm. Maybe you shouldn't have called these guys your friends so quickly.

    You are just a non-average janitor going about your kinda-average life when a one night stand and a two night friend get you involved with the yakuza.

    At least you're not wiping shit off toilet stalls anymore.

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    Chapters:
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    31
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    Just some drabbles about Boss B and Baby Cy. Their cute and sweet moments.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    2
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    Shen Yuan was just your average 21-year-old virgin NEET who died rage-reading a garbage CEO mafia boss webnovel—only to wake up inside it. In the body of Shen Qingqiu, scum-boss-supreme. Wearing a tailored suit in a convenience store. With the sudden ability to hear people’s thoughts through skin contact.

    Because Shen Qingqiu was secretly a 30-year-old virgin?!

    Airplane-bro… maybe explain your world-building more next time???

    Working a 9–5, dodging the mafia, and losing his virginity were definitely not in Shen Yuan’s five-year plan.

    (A Cherry Magic! × PIDW Parody AU)

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    “Holy shit Midoriya were you attacked by a rabid animal?!” Sero yelled from across the locker room. Making every head turn towards him. Izuku quickly slapped a scarred hand over his hickey ridden neck, but it was pointless. He felt like he was attacked by a rabid animal. His neck, chest, even parts of his upper arms and hips were covered with hickeys varying in size and darkness. They had that distinct blotchy purpleness that made their identity unmistakable. Someone wolf whistled and Izuku wanted to retract into his skin and disappear. He suddenly got very jealous of Hagakure and her lack of ability to be physically perceived.

    “Who was the freaky lady? Huh Midoriya?” Kaminari asked, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively."

    Or drunk hickeys make some of Class A think Izuku and Iida are dating even though the signs point to something totally defferent and much more obvious.

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    Bobby hyped ISAC for PR but the girls saw only risks. Pain, missed comebacks, and lurking demons. Rumi, Mira, and Zoey spoke of falls and tight schedules. Their worried mood snapped the moment he announced Saja Boys were in.

    Music Bank. Soda Pop. They kept beating them on charts, even hitting the Billboard Hot 100. This new group, Saja Boys, was giving her actual wrinkles, and probably costing them a few lightsticks. Just so annoying. This ISAC was the chance. A real shot to take them down, not just on a chart.

    The event became a focused hunt for the group—because a glorified field day for idols is clearly the perfect spot for a demon hunt. They took their roles, ready for a different fight.

    OR

    ISAC behind the scenes—where rivalry meets feelings and things go south.

    ACT I: Rujinu
    ACT II: Zoeystery
    ACT III: Miromabby

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    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
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    All Kamen Rider and its teams with what we want and don't want to happen. Even if Toei don't do what we like to see.

    There are ships you may not like. Titles for specific colors, team position, or shows/theme.

    Requests, ideas and asks are welcome.

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    Chapters:
    120/150
    Comments:
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    56
    Bookmarks:
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    2,177
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    Tokihito should've keep his attention more to the longing that appeared before him

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    It’s indescribable please just read.

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    All Super Sentai teams have their own personal group chat for the members.

    There are also Group Chats for specific colors, team positions, and the like for Sentai across different teams.

    Here are some of the shenanigans our heroes get into.

    Requests and ideas are open!

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    Chapters:
    87/87
    Comments:
    1,346
    Kudos:
    326
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
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    After losing Wilson, House finds himself working in a top-secret government facility in the middle of the desert. It's not the worst job in the world- apart from Ratchet, his giant alien robot research partner.
    But maybe the two have more in common than House thinks.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Bookmarks:
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    On your seventeenth birthday, you get a notebook that allows you to communicate with your soulmate. For many, the notebooks allow the soulmates to bond before ever meeting in person. Danny is not one of those people. For the last decade, Danny has never received a message from his soulmate.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    12
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    A Malcolm Reed drabble for each day of July

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    900
    Chapters:
    9/31
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    207
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    “Well,” Baby suggested helpfully, “at least you realized you were her dad before you became her daddy.”

    In which the Saja Boys try to determine the identity of Rumi’s father.

    (0% incest, 100% crackfic.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    170
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    Stelle's a genius. A genius with genius ideas. A genius with genius ideas that executes them in a genius manner.
    So why the fuck did she put the entire english class in a group chat??

    Or: Stelle got bored, put the Chrysos heirs in a gc, chaos WILL occur whether you like it or not. Seethe.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1,470
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    exactly what it says, a dump of all my nsfw art
    ignore how I keep having problems with putting the images in

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    364
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    544
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    16,644

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