19 Works in English Major Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
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Technoblade a tall socially awkward English major is forced to live on campus for a year…with a roommate, what could go wrong.
Little did he know his life would change after meeting a certain short mexican.
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I Am Not Your Protagonist (I’m Not Even My Own) by stellarwritingperson
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Nov 2024
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After Tommy goes without food one too many times, Technoblade makes a decision he’s always known he would have to someday.
Or, Phil doesn’t pay attention to Tommy, so Tommy gets a new family.
(Title from Penelope Scott’s “Sweet Hibiscus Tea”)
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- Part 10 of I’m A Hardcore dsmp Fan And It Shows
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Tommy stared at the paper in front of him, the ink blurring into a mess as his eyes glazed over. The red marks on his essay looked like a crime scene. Mrs. Carter, his English teacher, had made it clear—if Tommy didn’t improve, he’d be repeating 8th grade. High school would be out of the question. Tommy couldn’t let that happen.
But the thing was, he wasn’t sure how to fix it. English was his worst subject by far. He could barely stay awake in class, and even when he did try, his brain seemed to refuse to cooperate. Books, essays, prompts—it all felt like some foreign language to him. He’d been bad at this for so long, it was hard to believe that even trying might make a difference.
The ticking clock was a reminder of his failure, each second reminding him that time was running out.
“Techno…” Tommy muttered to himself, slumping in his seat. He hated admitting that he needed help, especially not from someone like his older brother. But there was no way around it now. He needed a tutor, and Techno was his best shot. No one else would take him seriously enough to actually help.
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"So," Tommy finally said, pulling a paper from his backpack and waving it like a flag. "Guess what I got on my English final?"
Technoblade looked over the top of his book, expression unreadable. "Better not be a number that makes me regret spending hours teaching you."
Tommy grinned, leaning forward. "Drumroll, please."
Techno raised an eyebrow but indulged him, tapping his fingers lightly on the desk.
"An 82!" Tommy announced proudly, holding the paper up like it was a trophy. "I passed, mate! No more essays, no more Shakespeare—freedom!"
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getting life advice from a supervillain isn't usually advisable, but let's make an exception by savethespiral (Ellinor) for BelovedCampfire
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Jan 2024
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Ranboo's crying on a park bench, as you do when your life's falling apart, and then a stranger is rude enough to actually bother asking if he's okay.
Said stranger is wanted terrorist and supervillain, Technoblade.
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Perfectly Normal College Experience With No Villains Involved Whatsoever by InsignificantArtist
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
02 Aug 2023
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based on the writing prompt where a child brings home something that is NOT a puppy but insists it is a puppy
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Theseus Soot, A Guide To Highschool With A Side Of Mental Issues. by Boochanie
Fandoms: Dream SMP
25 May 2023
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This started out as a school project and now I've turned it into a fan fiction. Anywaysss, I'm not going to make some dramatic summary or any shit like that. Basically,
(Warning, mass spoilers)
Phil's a bad parent, Tommy has attachment issues, he gets signed up for music club, finds a new dad, writes a song for auditions about his home life, and just ends there.
I'M EDITING THIS BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS
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dream is a fast food worker by yippieyay (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 May 2023
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and here are some excerpts from each of his long and tedious days.
aka author needs writing practice haha
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L Is for (Loser) Literature by youreyeslookliketheocean
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 Aug 2022
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As an English major, there are two things you know without having to be taught. One, money is tight. Thanks, capitalism. Two, books deserve to be, if not held in pristine condition, at least treated with an ounce of respect. An ounce. That’s all Techno asks.
This boy—brown eyes narrowing as a piece of onion tumbles to the book’s pages, as if it’s the literature’s fault and not his own—won’t even give it that.
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One is the Loneliest Number by KeyDuck
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 May 2022
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Homeless Dream: In which Techno takes Dream in when he realizes he has no home.
Updated every Sunday evening/night.
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There are two kinds of people.
The first type would be the optimist. The people that look on the bright side, wait for the moment that the sun will poke its head from under the horizon. They're the kind of people that look for that special moment in life, ready to look past the dark spots and seek out that fairy tale ending.
They're the kind of people to look at a canyon, to prepare to jump to the other side without thinking of the pit that threatens to swallow them whole.
Then there are the pessimists.
Those people are a bit more realistic, sticking to the hatred and disasters that the universe has cursed upon their existence. They look for the flaws in an imaginary plan, always ready to bite before they bark. They're constantly prepared to make life as mediocre as possible because they're aware that true happiness is not a gift that has been granted to them.
Or; Tommy is a trans foster kid who doesn’t think family is a possibility for him. Enter Phil, Techno, and Wilbur, who teach him otherwise.
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Coffee is sweet, but some things are sweeter by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Jan 2022
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Techno, tired English major extraordinaire, just wants a coffee. He gets the cute barista at the coffee shop instead. But maybe, just maybe, that's a good thing.
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- Part 32 of dnb fics <3
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Techno had seen destruction; he had spilled blood, Yet he was an honorable man. Techno was not a naive man, instead firm in his belief against tyrants. In his love there were tears; in his fortune there was joy; honor for his valor, but no ambition could be found. He leant his ears to any group in need, yet was used again and again tirelessly because of his reputation.
aka author read julius caesar and wrote an essay, and during said essay had a random burst of inspiration causing them to write a minecraft fanfiction
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I Called in Sick From Your Funeral by Doormat
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Sep 2021
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The first thing Tommy felt when he learned about his brother’s death was shock. An overwhelming, all encompassing, completely unignorable feeling of shock. Not sadness, not anger, not grief, or anything else you’d expect. Only shock.
Wilbur wasn’t supposed to die. Not yet at least.
Wilbur was 24, he was young, he was healthy, he was alive. He was supposed to live happily with a wife and kids, and grow old grey and uglier than he already was, and die when it was appropriate. Wilbur was supposed to live a life.
Wilbur was not supposed to overdose on drugs Tommy didn’t even know he took, in the bathroom of his downtown apartment, during his youngest brother’s first week back to school.
And Tommy wasn’t supposed to be the one who found him.
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Cryptid au? Radio au? I got bored and wrote something not sad au?
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Lynn's Headcannons that she makes at like 2:00 AM when she can't sleep by Lynns_Little_Lies
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 May 2021
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JustLynnched can't stay asleep, so she writes stories in her head. These are just random ideas I come up with in the middle of the night.
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Calloway University by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Mar 2021
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If you repeat something over and over, it's bound to come true.
Dream is not "gay for Gatsby", as Sapnap has so eloquently put it.
He just thinks Techno is attractive in a platonic way.
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When BadBoyHalo came to visit, Technoblade claimed to have an emotional support polar bear. Let's unpack that a little.
Or: service animal Steve brainrot go brr
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"what is your favourite word?" by teazii (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Jan 2021
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a small fluff drabble. I'm soft for them.