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Lucifer Magne is a house spouse trapped in a loveless marriage. It wasn't suppose to be like this; they had a beautiful daughter, a family business he had sacrificed for, the American dream! And yet here he was, watching the clock count down to 9 a.m. as he waited for...
The milkman.
*main story complete!*
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Lucifer's divorce from Lilith wasn't going too well. To the point that he and Charlie are moving back into his childhood estate. The estate that hasn't seen a family member in it for years. Just what is haunting the walls?
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- Part 1 of To Be Known Is To Be Consumed
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For the Love of Honey by MixkaRules18 for Shannoniganz, PitFTW
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Mar 2025
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Sigh.
Lucifer decided that instead of spending his day being a good worker bee and collecting pollen what he was gonna skip work for the day. Only to end up doing something unexpected.
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The Bee Movie AU porn that is Pit and Shannon’s fault gdi
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- Part 1 of Cursed AUs
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Alastor used to live on the same street as the Morningstars. His mother had been a housemaid, and even at one point, after he was born, a wet nurse to many of the rich families in the neighborhood. It's how he ended up living in a rich neighborhood.
It was also how he met him.
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After committing several acts of 'public service' Alastor needed a place to hide. He chose a church, the first place he’d heard had a borderline cultish following. Where over half the congregation were migrants, runaways, or otherwise social outcasts, it was the perfect way to hide in plain sight.
Only, he didn't count on the congregation being led by such an alluring Priest at the helm...
Aka...my dudes. Have you ever seen an au design that made you absolutely feral?- Because that's what happened to me with Poppy's Priest Lucifer Au. I was already feral for their Pilot Luci design, so it was only a matter of time tbh. Here's some lovely examples for reference: 12
All three parts are 90% complete, just needs finishing and editing, so expect updates over the next week or two :)
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Lucifer has always kept his distance from sinners. It's what keeps him (relatively) sane — if he gets too close, he is haunted by visions of the tragic mortal lives that landed them in Hell.
But in his new life at the Hotel, it is more difficult than ever to stay away — and when it comes to light that his daughter's insufferable facilities manager is gravely wounded, it falls to Lucifer to deliver his soul from Death.
In so doing, he falls headfirst into the sins, past lives, and heartbreaks of the one human whose contradictions he is powerless to resist.
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- Part 1 of Lucid Dreams
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He was almost done restocking some simple apple hand pies when he heard the bell ring above the door. Slowly he stood turning to the door, short wisps of blond hair caught his attention. Golden eyes that looked around the shop made him stop in his tracks. Alastor's mouth had gone dry, the small man radiating an unnatural beauty. He ground his teeth forcing a smile up onto his lips.
“Welcome in, it'll be my pleasure to help you today!” He breathed his normal greeting, but he knew in the way his stomach turned this was not going to be normal. “Quite a pleasure!”
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Or a supsuios man walks into Alastor's shop after many weeks of waiting. The temptation of blood is deafening, how will Alastor ever be able to cope?-
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“Are you sure I’m not dead? If I’m not dead, I could just go home.”
His mère would be looking for him. Would be worried sick.
“Um…” Charlie’s eyes darted to the others.
Angel sighed heavily. “Ya can’t go home, kid. It ain’t 1923 anymore.”
Alastor frowned.
“It’s 2024.”
Somehow that was harder to accept than the fact he was in Hell.
AKA
What if Alastor’s fight with Adam ended…differently? What if he was “purified” instead to the last moment he could have been redeemed? And, unfortunately for him, that was when he was only eleven.
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Mmmh it's kinda all over the place in terms of pacing and the events that take place. Ch. 23 - 13/07/'25
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“Why don’t we dance until dawn? Just as the humans do.”
“Two more dances. Three if the songs are short.”
“I’ll tell them to drag every chord and sing like molasses.”
When the owner of Alastor’s soul sends him to Earth to collect souls as penance for his hubris, Charlie journeys to the mortal world to bring him home. She quickly discovers that the world above is cruel and beautiful in equal measure, and perhaps that is reason enough to linger.
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Blood & Champagne by AndieRose
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Jul 2025
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The Hazbin Hotel is close to its end. The Extermination day’s at the door. And Charlie seems too devastated by her breakup with Vaggie to do anything about it.
But Alastor has an idea. A bold, alluring, undoubtedly questionable idea that might save them all from Heaven's wrath. Or wreak havoc on all creation. One of the two. Maybe both.Charlastor/Radiobelle, slow burn, spicy (but the kind that kicks in later), background Huskerdust because of reasons, an all-inclusive journey across Alastor's human life, OCs, some Anne Rice easter eggs because New Orleans, songs. TONS of songs, keep your headphones at hand, hate me for the earworms later.
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It's been established that Angel is recalcitrant, Alastor is scheming, and Husk is clueless.
The aforementioned traits compound to create unavoidable situations.
Also known as: Five times Alastor and Angel almost get caught by Husk, and one time they do.
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- Part 4 of Human Hazbin Roommates AU
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Alastor is a badass motherfucker who needs some hugs by Iron_Tony604
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 Mar 2025
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Lucifer glances suspiciously between Alistair and Alastor. "...There's two of you," He says, decidedly disturbed. He pokes him in the chest, comical height and all. "You better not be your father's copy."
Everyone in the room snaps their shocked heads so fast it makes a whipping noise, excluding Alastor, whose body merely bristles. Still, even he's caught unawares.
Alistair is just tired. "My what now?"
On a rain-soaked night, Alastor finds himself saddled with a son he never knew—a tender arrangement cut short by his own murderous habits and a bullet to the head.
Enter: Alistair Lucienne, thirty-three, dropping into Hell. He's picked up by the Princess of Hell by mere chance, and is now the chef of her little redemption project, the Happy Hotel. He's lived a rough life—raising himself, trying to claw out of poverty, caring too much for people to the point he's shot in the head—so his parents have slipped his mind ages ago. Years pass. He lives his life in Hell the way he wanted to when he was alive. All is well.
Until the Radio Demon comes knocking.
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- Part 12 of my OC galore
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Unsweetened Lemonade AU (RadioApple) by hand_ler, made_in_glory
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Jun 2024
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Injured by the first man's weapon, Alastor finds himself poisoned with angelic energy.
Nothing he couldn't handle.
If it weren't for the fact that it ate away his demonic powers and energy.------
After being hurt by Adam, Alastor not only loses his demonic form but also his memories.-
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The first time Alastor visits the gynecologist office he makes a mess of things.
Overwhelmed, he's unable to complete his full pelvic exam.
Luckily, Dr. Morningstar offers a simple solution: a privacy screen! This way, Alastor's embarrassment won't disrupt the exam again.-
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In 1930's New Orleans, Alastor Bordeaux - famous radio host and undiscovered serial killer - stumbles upon a mysterious young woman deep in the Bayou. Not a charitable man by any means, but there's more to this girl than meets the eye - a power he can use for a little problem of his own...
Unfortunately for him, Charlie has absolutely no memory of who or what she is! Left to pick up the pieces of a life she doesn't remember as she recovers under the kindness of a stranger, when the past comes calling will they be able to handle it or will dark secrets doom them both?
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In exchange for saving his mother, Alastor sold his body to the serpent guarding the legendary garden. Instead of fretting, he decided to enjoy the luxury provided despite knowing that his body is being prepared to be devoured... but not in the way he thinks.
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Alastor’s coworkers love hearing him talk about the infamous serial killer, the Bayou Butcher, on his radio show. What they don’t know is that the Bayou Butcher is closer to them than they think
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After months of planning, Alastor was ready to add another murder to his list. What he hadn't planned on was the short, little man with the sharp grin who popped up out of nowhere asking to join him.
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- Part 1 of Lumen
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