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    This is Who, What, and Wenclair’s filthy older sister, the one not invited to family events. She has all of the inappropriate Wenclair drabbles that didn’t just toe the line of innuendo; they tripped over it and fell face first into the debatably sexy gutter.

    Contains: Excessive(ly) bad puns, implied intercourse without recourse, the occasional gender-swap, outcast sexual education, Wednesday being a total brat, Enid putting said brat in her place, cruelly teasing Bianca, Yoko’s bad advice, and more.

    Updates will be daily-ish until the backlog is empty.

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    13/?
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    103
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    发生在213案件之前的故事

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    319,564
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    79/?
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    The Clue Chasers a group of four college aged explorers who go geocaching and their pet dog Chase are exploring in their jeep while searching for clues and keepig nan eye out for anythign unsuala

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    Here be inedibly incorrect (and sometimes inappropriate) Wenclair for 2025. Within you’ll be subjected to a daily dose of inane humor.

    Definitely contains: Excessive bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday’s mutually failed attempts at flirting, Bianca Barclay’s eternal exasperation, Yoko Tanaka being a certified funny bitch, Xavier being cruelly ragged on, and more.

    Note: Sundays are a compilation of 3 to 5 shorts.

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    you wanted to be loved so desperately,
    that your fingers shook with it

    you're not beautiful
    but you could be.

    /emily palermo (slightly altered)

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    23/?
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    1720 BC: It’s been nearly eight centuries since Crawly did anything that interested him. One can only claim credit for so many plagues, seduce so many righteous faithful, and file so many reports before being overcome with the desire to either bask unmoving in the sun for ten years straight or miracle every statue in the closest city to chant “Hastur is a wanker” in unison. Once you’ve done both, what’s left, really, except to go from pranks to thinking about how to really twist wings in both Heaven and Hell? Without getting caught, of course. Or thwarted. Certainly not by one’s favorite, much-missed most fraught, cleverest adversary angel.

    Or, deity impersonation, flirting with flirtation, flirting with dessert, absurd amounts of historical truthiness, Gabriel’s enthusiasm for memos, Hastur’s obsession with lightning and conspiracy theories, and what a chameleon really wants.

    Story is complete and will post once a week.

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    Language:
    English
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    62,357
    Chapters:
    30/37
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    23
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    8
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    Once known as one of the best scientists of the Royal Guard, Sans lives on logic and logic only.

    He's rejected the idea of soulmates being real, too stubborn to picture it as something remotely plausible.

    So, when he starts to gain glimpses of a thin red string tied to his only other human friend besides Frisk, Sans ignores that for an entire year.

    Unable to accept his new reality, he drinks himself to near intoxication, and then his drunken self wanders into Grillby's, searching for the woman responsible for making him feel this way.

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    Finn and shrimpi switch bodies!!!

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    4/10
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    Half a year after Aziraphale left, Crowley is trying his best to come to terms with the fact that the world is going to end in just seven weeks and that he will likely have to face that end alone. Having done all he can, all that's left for him to do is to distract himself while he waits. Teaching a too-nice-for-their-own-good human not to take in random strangers might be just the ticket.
    Meanwhile, up in Heaven, Aziraphale is receiving some troubling news about the Second Coming. Troubling - but possibly the best chance he is ever going to get to set things to rights. Now, if only he could get Crowley aboard, but that seems to be much more difficult than he would like.
    The solution to all their problems is much closer than they think. If only they'd remember the elephant...

    OR: Just another post-season 2 fic. But with more glitter.

     

    [Part of my Credo series, but, like the rest, can be read on its own. The rating is for angst later on.]

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    In the halls of Sumeru Hearts Family Hospital, scalpel meets sass as two brilliant yet contrasting doctors clash—and collide.

    Dr. Alhaitham, a stoic, world-class neurosurgeon, believes in precision, logic, and silence.
    Dr. Kaveh, a perfectionist and beloved dermatologist-plastic surgeon, thrives on expression, aesthetics, and stubborn heart.

    Forced into collaboration by their ever-cheerful hospital director Dr. Nahida, what begins as professional tension between the two slowly unravels into vulnerability, healing, and maybe—something like love. Their colleagues, from pun-loving Dr. Cyno and genius pathologist Tighnari, to the fierce Dr. Dehya and dancing orthopedic queen Dr. Nilou, witness every flare-up, every almost-touch, and every soft moment in between.

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    12/?
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    35
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    This story takes the trope where Monsters have been on the surface for about four, going five years. Then, of course, a skeleton tinkered a bit 𝘵𝘰𝘰 much and brought in several versions of him and his brother. Then not even a year after that, he tinkered with it 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯. But instead of bringing (Y/N) into their world, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 got transported into 𝘩𝘦𝘳 world.

    A world where Humans, some sentient Mobs species 𝘢𝘯𝘥 hybrids roam the many biomes in this strange place. Co-existing not so peacefully; wars tend to happen often, and who's to blame them? Sabotage and betrayal happen, whether it be intentional or unintentional. Nevermind the fact that instincts between species collide with each other. But it helps keep you alive and hey! Most only live thrice!

    A story where Reader is a sentient skeleton, is the head chief of a small village, finding out about a jumble of skeletons, goes to skeletons, befriends them, and not so subtly coaxes them into joining her village, and tries to help them get used to her world. Keyword, 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰. Can't these boneheads recognize the 𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘌𝘎𝘙𝘐𝘛𝘠 in her actions? Its not like she's got ulterior motive- or seeking a datemate- well, not yet anyways... Wait what?

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    Twin Runes es un AU cómico en su mayoritariamente alegre centrado en los universos Deltarune y Undertale. Una fuerza desconocida ha provocado que aparezca un punto de conexión entre los dos universos, lo que hace que Frisk y la molestia fantasmal Chara tropiecen en la vida de Kris en uno de sus muchos reinicios (para gran disgusto de Kris). Se produce un caos que rompe el juego.

    La traducciones del "los pájaros y abejas" hasta el "No sirve pa' nada" no son mías. Del resto de traducciones si son de mi autoría

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    Español
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    832
    Chapters:
    65/?
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    20
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    10
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    Neil tries to study for his upcoming midterms with his boyfriends.

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    1/1
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    Everything Martin Keller knew changes when his parents' mistakes start to haunt him. After his mother's death, a web of intrigue slowly begins to unravel that will change not only his life, but also his body and mind in ways he could never have imagined.

    On one side there's BioLink, a private organisation working in the field of genetic research, that seems to be trying to help the victims. On the other side stands people with only one goal on their minds: to get rid of all remaining evidence that leads to the government's past genetic experiments.

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    Chapters:
    2/10
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    2
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    You're a grad student at a house party. How many skeletons are you running into there? At least one you didn't expect.

    (This explains nothing. Please read if you like Sans/Reader romance slice of life with plot, character relationships, fluff and eventual smut. Underfell headcannon is being used.)

    (Time for a second note to reemphasize PLOT. Drowning in plot. Plot for days. Send help.)

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    "You want to know what to do here in Snowdin? Grillby's has food, and the library has information... If you're tired, you can take a nap at the inn. It's right next door - my sister owns it.

    "And if you're bored, you can sit outside and watch those wacky skeletons do their thing. There's two of them... Brothers, I think. They just showed up one day and... asserted themselves. The town has gotten a lot more interesting since then."

    The daily lives of wacky skeleton brothers Sans and Papyrus. Watch and read as they get into all sorts of wacky adventures, cause mayhem, and learn life lessons along the way!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    26/50
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    Dick released all of the air in his chest with a sigh of relief and slumped against the couch. His neck rested on the couch’s back as his head hung loosely over it. He studied the ceiling and went over Bruce’s contingency.

    1. Make sure you are in the past and check all your bases. Determine whether science or magic brought you there.

    Definitely in the past, but also in an alternate universe. Definitely a magic trick.

    2. Stay out of anyone’s way and don’t move until I find you and bring you home.

    Rescue’s not coming, and I need to move.

    3. Whatever you do, never ever mess with time.

    Well, …rules are for losers anyway.

    or-

    After being hit by a magician's spell, Dick is stranded in a universe where he doesn't exist. Determined to bring his family back together, Nightwing sets out on a mission to bring his siblings home.

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    You know, when you're reborn as Harry Potter, you expect big adventures! Problems! Lots of problems! But that undermines the fact that, really, you've got a lot of waiting to do before you reach that point. 11 years, to be precise. However, I was never known for being patient. Watch me speedrun through canon like- well, a canon.

    (Title from Silly Girl by Chloe Moriondo)

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    • Part 4 of HP
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    English
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    2,339
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    12
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    how do you even write a summary?

    When I found the huge apartment in an admittedly old house for a ridiculously low rent, I wasn’t as suspicious as I probably should have been. I decided to take a look at it.

    or

    i saw tom cruise with long hair and entered my second vampire-phase (this one is here to stay)

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    Rodney and John discuss various types of screwed.

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    1/1
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    1
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    14
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    22
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    2
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