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    Gone is the piglin hybrid, gone is the familiar weight of hooves on the ground beneath him. Replaced instead are talons and feathers and beak that he knows caws incessantly at him at any given moment.

    Inky darkness covers the feathers patterning his arm and then does it finally sink in what he really is.

    A groaning caw escapes his mouth. He’s a crow.

    or,
    technoblade wakes up as a crow, this is... sort of an issue?

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    Techno takes a deep breath, letting it out slowly. “You’re always taking care of me,” he mumbles. “M’sorry.”
    “Don’t apologize,” Phil says quietly. “It’s a privilege.”
    “Hm?”
    “Taking care of you.” Phil thinks about Techno’s past, about the horrible inhumanity he went through, and it seems nearly impossible that he could have come out the other side, that he is sitting here so quiet and safe in front of him. “It’s the greatest honor of my life.”

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    (that were hard to ask) Title from Charlie's Inferno by That Handsome Devil

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    “That’s not even the main point of the intervention,” Tommy spoke up.

    “He’s right. You need to hibernate, Techno.”

    I already told you,” the pinkette grit out, eyes shut forcefully, “I am not hibernating this year. I have every year up until now, so there should be no problem if I skip one. I should know. After all, I’m the only person in this entire room who has to lose 2 months over some stupid trait evolution forgot to take out.”

    “I don’t want you to die, Techno.” Tommy’s voice broke through the tension in the air. It was stable and quiet, but Tommy refused to look at him, the blonde’s back to Techno.

    “I don’t want you to pass out and die because you’re too stubborn to do what you have to.”

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    OR; College Student Technoblade decides not to hibernate this year to save time. Phil, Tommy, and Wilbur have other ideas.

    OR OR; 4/4 SBI Hibernation AU (AA Secret Santa Fic!)

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    Tommy faces his brother. He's fast asleep, expression as mellow as the day Tommy met him, except there were fewer scars and lesser guilty grudges.

    “Yeah, you better sleep well,” he mumbles. “When you wake up, all your possessions will be gone,” he adds jokingly.

    Techno doesn't move a muscle, maybe it's because he had fallen straight into the chasmic cracks of sleep, or maybe it's because he knows Tommy won't be leaving this room until Phil comes back anyway.

    The boy would be lowered into his grave before Philza Minecraft witnesses him become attached to his older brother like a needy kid. Again.

     

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    Techno is in hibernation, Tommy disturbs him. The perfect recipe for cuddling-induced blackmail!

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #20: 'Hibernation'
    with bedrockbros!

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    His return from prison felt pretty… uneventful. It felt like all the action had passed mere minutes after Phil dragged him out of his enderpearl stasis chamber by the back of his shirt.

    Obviously, he shouted at the man, baffled at how his best friend somehow managed to misread three days as three months. He made sure to never let the man hear the end of it while the other patched him up.

    He’d gotten pretty scuffed up in the cell, burns littering his legs where he’d sat in one spot for too long. That wasn’t even mentioning the scratches his little… altercation with Quakity had caused.

    Phil's reaction to all these injuries was exactly as expected, as soon as he saw them he began his fawning. He cooed down at him as if he was a helpless chick and explained every step of the bandaging and healing process as if he hadn’t gone through it a million times before.

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    Skrunkly pig man imprints on skrunkly bird man seemingly on accident. Though, there may have been a bit of scheming that went into it on bird mans end :)

    or or

    A fic set in the DSMP in the year 2024? More likely than you think!

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    A compilation of all 6/7 days I managed to do for the First Try Technoblade 30-minute Writing Challenge! (cross-posted on my Tumblr)

     

    (Day Six:

    When Technoblade founded the Syndicate, he did not expect it to end up like this.

    Honestly, it was just supposed to be a book club. How was he supposed to know that nobody read Greek Mythology except him and a bunch of immortals?)

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    Phil asks Ranboo to keep an eye on Techno while he goes to gather some materials in case Techno wakes up for a bit.

    This is fluffy and a bit silly.

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    [For Techno Gift Exchange]

    Technoblade should be hibernating by now, but he isn't.

    Wilbur should have taken care of his wings by now, but he hasn't.

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    Ranboo didn’t believe in any of that new year, new me stuff, but he was sure that another year from now, if he compared the past year and the one before that, there’d be a significant difference. He’d feel Phil’s hands just as he felt them now, his warmth, the shape of him, feeling his chest expand with living breath; he would allow people to touch him and not recoil, and he would forbid it when he felt like it, stop hands mid-air. He would be looked at and not shake apart from it. Ranboo wanted to live deliberately. He wanted to take the hours he had and hold them in his palms and make something of them, stacking and stacking and knocking down if needed. One day at a time, he would.

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    Or: Ranboo has come a long way, and he intends on continuing.

    (A collection of snippets from Ranboo’s second winter with Phil.)

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    Their sounder doesn’t have a brute. Technoblade picks up the slack to protect his family members, prioritizing it over his own health even. He has to look after them. He has to be there for them, always.

    But sooner or later, one of them is going to notice. And they’re not pleased that Techno has been ignoring his own well-being for their sake.

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    Combine & Create event: Hybrids Au + “you don't have to be strong all the time”

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    Phil, Tommy, and Wilbur visit Techno’s cave deep under the ground on a regular basis while Techno’s hibernating to look after him and his exotic pets. One such visit doesn’t go to Techno’s liking.

    Or, SBI are dragons and I had a little too much fun writing about it. Based off of my DSMP as Dragons art series - the size chart and picture this is based off of are in the end notes.

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    "But I... so what do I do now?"

    Techno titled his head thoughtfully, considering the two of them, then reached out to ruffle Tubbo's hair. His hand was warm too, big and rough, but... nice. It was nice. Tubbo couldn't remember the last time he'd been touched like this, fondly, kindly, without the intent to hurt. "Well, Imma get somethin' to eat and then head back upstairs. I doubt you have the right stuff at your place for a decent hibernation, right? Michael can just stay here, and then you can take the couch or somethin'. No big deal."

    Tubbo stared at him with blank shock, watching mutely as Techno lumbered over to his kitchen to start riffling around his chests.

    'No big deal'?

    He must've been fucking dreaming or something

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    "He is half my soul, as the poets say."

    Phil loved his small family - his platonic husband Techno, his oldest son Wilbur, and his youngest son Tommy. They've found each other and they couldn't be happier.

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    Day 18: Somnophilia

    Technoblade is hibernating for the winter, but that doesn't mean Tommy doesn't get to have any fun.

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    Spring is approaching and Techno is coming out of hibernation. It's a slow morning in the cabin when Tommy and Techno hear a short knock.

    Only... Phil isn't back until next week.

    Whumptober Day 1: a little out of the ordinary.

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    Ok, so when Wilbur had responded to the incredibly cheap apartment that he would only have to share with one person, he hadn’t exactly expected to live with a child.

    Maybe he should’ve read the contract before he signed it.

    Either way, now he lives with the child named Tommy, who is a terrible roommate but also maybe a new brother

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    Wilbur sees the general mess that is Tommy and goes, huh, that’s free brother

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    It’s his instincts and his voices who wake him up, as they are screaming wrong wrong wrong.

    He is not alone.

    There is a creature in his room. Techno blinks at the figure sitting on top of his blankets, right on the foot of his bed. It is still, and does not move.

    “Did you break into my house to get away from the cold?” Techno asks.

    The creature says nothing. It only pulls one of the blankets at the end of Techno’s bed closer to itself.

    “Well if you’re gonna stay at least take another blanket,” Techno grumbles.

    Techno doesn't expect for his hibernation to be interrupted by a strange creature who breaks into his house. He decides to let it stay. Throughout the winter, the creature wakes him up in intermissions until spring. Inviting them to stay turns out to be one of the best decisions he made.

    Or, how Technoblade accidently befriends and adopts what he believes to be some sort of demon that visits in his sleep, but is actually just a curious shapeshifting child.

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    "tommy," techno sighs, walking over to the bed in the corner of the room, "i'm going to start my hibernation today. you look like you're going to drop dead any minute now."
    "hey!" tommy interjected, "i look ten times more handsome right now than you do every day!"
    "theseus," techno said sharply. tommy wilted slightly. the piglin softened, "i'm starting hibernation. you're tired. let's sleep."

    ———

    or, two brothers heal. eventually.

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    It's been about a week since Wilbur was revived.

    Tommy hasn't been taking it well.

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    In which Technoblade wakes up from a long hibernation, and finds that maybe his family has a small chance at being whole again.

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