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it had been such such suchhuuh a badd dayy for poor ol 007n7!! everyone was so MEAN and AWFUL!!!
they were all not very nicee,,, he thoughtu as he tried to regain a alackof consciousness🥺🥺🥺 hsi head hurt so so muchh!!!! owwwiee!!!! ouuchhh!!! so huurtfuull!!
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Tpot 20 broke me so I'm venting out all of my frustrations by writing this. I am sorry.
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In a world that underestimates and dismisses people based on second gender, Ma Renka must fight her way to the top with blood, fury, and- love?!
A self-indulgent 'what if?' piece, that I can't get out of my head. Enjoy!
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LCB-07-22: A Rose By Any Other Name by LCFDepartment
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game)
18 Oct 2025
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This page takes a look at Document Number LCB-07-22. LCB stands for Limbus Company Bus, 07 is for Sinner Number 7 (also known as Heathcliff), and 22 designates this as the twenty-second document taken in by the department. ...This is a somewhat strange document, all things considered, because we swear the person this is being tagged under shouldn't be able to exist. And yet... she does, in a world somewhere. And nobody is more baffled by it by Heathcliff, the former adopted Earnshaw. How exactly did this... happen?
(In a certain Mirror World, the one who was deleted somehow finds a way back into the field of purple.)
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One thousand years. That was how long Kenjaku had spent setting the perfect game board. Sukuna’s twin had reincarnated. The Star Plasma Vessel had died prematurely. Tengen had been forced to evolve. The Six Eyes-Limitless user had glaring, exploitable weaknesses regardless of his strength. These once-in-a-century events converging in the same era could be no coincidence. The signs were clear. The wait was over. The dominoes were finally starting to fall...
...only for six-year-old Itadori Yuji to throw himself at a speeding ten-ton truck to save a stray cat.
Or: the one where Kenjaku’s uncharacteristic, stubborn refusal to let his plans collapse leads him to meddle with the wrong person at the wrong time. Spoiler: it doesn’t go well.
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Temporarily Gay by 00Smile00
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, DCU (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
18 Oct 2025
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Danny was a block away from his apartment when a figure darted from an alley, yanking him out of his thoughts and into the shadows. He dropped his groceries with a loud clunk, his hands already glowing a faint green and opening his stance to a more stable one, ready to kick back if necessary, but when he focused on what, or more like who, pulled him into the alley, he froze.
"DANNY! DANNY, I NEED YOU TO PRETEND TO BE MY BOYFRIEND!"
Danny stared at the frantic face of Wes Weston, his adrenaline quickly fading into pure, unadulterated confusion. "Wha—?"
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“Let me get this straight—”
“We’re not supposed to—”
“Shut up!”
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- Part 1 of No homo tho.
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Not one, or two, or even three, but ten different versions of plush Sam’s stare back at him. The shops were having some stupid gamble, spend a specific amount of money and get a chance for a pull tab of surprises. It was something to launch for Cap Sam, and hey, Buck is a good friend right? But maybe he didn’t realize he was hundreds dollars into it and now having to carry a ridiculous amount of Sam merch with him to the office. Yeah, not very smart in hindsight. At least they were cute? Even if it was Sam.
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It was a bloody trail that led me to you. by Cyr_xmBx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Oct 2025
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Harry had always been relatively neutral when it came to that Soulmates business. That being said, he never thought he would meet his other half because a Soulmate goose kept rescuing him from unwanted suitors.
Antonin didn't buy that Soulmate stuff. Sure, he believed in it - there was a section specialised in it in the Love Room, after all, but he didn't particularly like it. That didn't mean he wasn't curious to meet his. Especially after his Soolmate goose showed some vicious behaviours when it comes to getting rid of unwanted company.
Flufftober 2025 – Day 18: “Is this seat taken ?” - “That depends.”
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- Part 18 of Flufftober 2025
- Part 69 of Rare Pairs ✎ Death Eaters/Harry - Slytherins/Harry Mainly
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Chad stop don be rude (Im not gonna send you any nudes) by Gurrrl22
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Oct 2025
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Barty gets a text from a wrong number
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You Were Born Inside Your Head by ReaderRevolution
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Anime & Manga), Hunter X Hunter, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Oct 2025
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MADARA UCHIHA, I thought, as hard as my newborn brain could muster. The image of that loveable idiot, filled my mind, and I focused all my rage and frustration into that one thought. If I had to deal with this furry hell, I might as well start with a bang.
The room grew cold, the air crackling with an energy that even a newborn like me could feel. Suddenly, the kitsune's eyes went wide, and he took a step back, his smile slipping for the first time. "What are you-"
But before he could finish, the space around us warped, and the air was filled with the sound of rushing wind. A figure materialized in a burst of light, and there he was: Madara Uchiha.
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The mc is an alcoholic depressed 22 years old office worker -whose also a chain smoker- who gets isekai-ed by a weird spirit fox into hxh as Gon's twin with summoning powers, except she just wanted eternal rest aka death
[title from "time/space" by Alex G]
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He screamed and backed up a few steps, only barely stopping himself from dropping his knife in his surprise. “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR CAT?!”
Yuu hesitated for just a moment too long. “Uhhhhh nothing is wrong with him.”
“THEY'RE GREEN?!”
(TWST zombie apocalypse au where Yuu beast tames a little too close to the sun)
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- Part 2 of Better when I'm Dancin'
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We're gonna pay a call on the ShenZhao family! by WeezieWeezes for literati42
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018), 镇魂 | Guardian - priest, 光渊 | Justice in the Dark (TV 2023), 默读 - priest | The Light in the Night - priest
18 Oct 2025
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There was someone moving in across the street.
4 Bright Avenue had sat empty for what felt like centuries, at least to Lan Qiao (or Qiao Qiao as her friends called her), who was eight and a half at the time. It seemed as if it had been there even before the city came to be. Surviving the way cockroaches or beetles do. While the rest of the city evolved and shifted around it, was torn down and rebuilt, 4 Bright Avenue remained. Unchanged.
The neighbors said it was cursed. Or haunted. Or worse.
What could be worse than being cursed or haunted, Qiao Qiao didn’t know.
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Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan are Morticia and Gomez coded, and Weezie has Feelings about it.
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- Part 1 of The ShenZhao family of 4 Bright Avenue
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Espeon the Espeon and the God-Emperor of Mankind by RichardSullivan
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
19 Oct 2025
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Espeon the espeon (her previous owner was not particularly talented when it came to the art of naming) was lost. Very lost. One moment she’d been poking about in the back of the old powerplant outside the town, looking for that interesting psychic signature she’d sensed, and the next moment she was… elsewhere.
Or; what happens when a very Out of Context Espeon stumbles straight into the center of the Imperium and all it's struggles, and maybe— just maybe—ends up fixing a few things along the way.
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Booyaka-whateverthefuck by Hebezyle
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
18 Oct 2025
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What starts out as a simple group chat between our 2012 boys and their human friends quickly devolves and sets the stage for revelations big and small.
They're all idiots who have no idea what's going on, literally ever. But perhaps along the way, they'll learn what it means to heal.
*edit: this piece strays from group chat format in many places*
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baseball: would you kill irma
ginger uh oh scary: irma was literally a kraang ??”?;
baseball: okay shit yeah i forgot about that actually
baseball: would you kill raph
loenorda dibitchi: Yes.
likeaturtledo: yes
resident genius: immediately and without hesitation
ginger uh oh scary: depends on the day
shuddup: >:0
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When Eren is saved from being hit by a car, he develops a strange new ability.
When Levi saves someone from being hit by a car, he gains a strange new roommate.
(Featuring boundary-stomping Eren and emotionally-traumatized-by-his-terrible-childhood Levi)
No part of this work may be read by or used to train AI or LLM
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Sonic Hospital: The Shadow Wars Vol. I by Quirkmenistan
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul (TV), Spelunky, Succession (TV 2018), One Piece (Anime & Manga), Multi-Fandom, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
18 Oct 2025
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Shadow the Hedgehog is a renowned surgeon at a world-class hospital. He spends his days helping others and living life to the fullest with his friends and family. Everything changes when Sonic comes in for surgery after a horrific accident...
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- Part 2 of Sonic Hospital
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Madoka's Homura centric wishbox by yourlazynerd
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
18 Oct 2025
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Madoka makes a wish that she could understand her feeling sooner, this should have been a one and done wish, that is, if she didn't have the karmic potential of god, so that wish resounded, altering her world's history and rippling into the new timelines, which causes a whole other stack of dominoes to fall, like for example, her wish fulfilling itself the moment her eyes meet the new transfer student
(this fic is honestly just an excuse to put Homura in situations)
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My Drone Academia by Ernand, Monsieur Otter (Grayashura)
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Internecion Cube (Cartoon)
18 Oct 2025
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When the Solver understood it was going to lose, it decided everyone would lose too.
As N wakes as a human in a strange world, the former murder drone promises to himself it would never happen again under his watch.
He would become the dapper hero he always wanted to be !
However, just as he is given a new chance at life, maybe some other people got one too. But who ?
[Murder Drones x MHA fusion. The cast got reincarnated into MHA characters.
As usual for my cross over, don't expect it too be easy for the heroes and expect a lot of twist.]Series
- Part 1 of Solving Multiverse
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This Isn’t Even Cheating If You Think About It (Min Yoongi didn’t) by jinjerbreads
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
18 Oct 2025
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Min Yoongi doesn’t fall in love.
He survives. He obeys. He bleeds quietly in the background while the empire stays standing.So when Chairman Kim offers him a deal disguised as a marriage—to his only daughter, Kim Soojin—Yoongi says yes, because saying no would be fatal. She’s elegant, ruthless, and terrifyingly perceptive. Their wedding night ends with him sleeping on a couch and wondering which poison she’s picked.
In a world of hidden motives, bloodstained deals, and people who know too much, Yoongi finds himself caught between a woman he can't understand and a man who feels like déjà vu.
The rest? Complicated.
(or, 25k+ words on min yoongi getting girlbossed, gatekept and gaslit.)
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Forelocks, Fetlocks, and Horse Tales by Silvermoonphantom
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
18 Oct 2025
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Self insert as a horse.
I will not apologize for art. -
Love is Blindness by Magentaxx3
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris, Hannibal (TV) RPF
18 Oct 2025
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A sequel and prequel to The Impossible Winner.
This is the tale what what happened after and leading up to the events of The Impossible Winner.
In the end, we are all but tales. Those we tell ourselves and those we live.
Chiyoh has a tale to weave but her tale has a lot of missing threads...she is hoping Freddie Lounds has those threads.....But Freddie has a tale of her own
The tale of Will and Hannibal, after they were expelled from the Atlantic....
The tale of the man who watches them
Tales of how love blinds us all
(You would really need to read The Impossible Winner as there are a lot of references and call backs to it.)
"Love is blind and lovers can not see." - William Shakespeare
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