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Oh we fucked up... by The_Corvid_Ruler
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
01 Oct 2025
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“No, B, it's not fine, I- I made you go into heat by sharing a room with you , and what if we didn't land as soon as we did, what if you had to go through that in space and on low rations-”
What if they didn’t land when they did? What if Bruce did go into heat early in space? What if, because they don’t believe him, he got hurt? And what if he mistook them for threats?
You must read the og work first to understand!!!! Batman is a WHAT?! by Cringe_Fella
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Two idiots fake date their way into happiness
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In case you did not notice I actually don’t know how to make summaries
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Contrary to popular opinion, being a phantom thief does not pay well.
Shadows leave nothing behind, and the palace’s treasures barely cover the gear his team needs to stay alive. Left with no other option, Akira must turn to the real world for a solution, or more specifically: he starts secretly crossdressing at a Maid Cafe.
It’s hard keeping all the different aspects of his life separate, but Akira is determined to make it work.
That is, until a certain detective finds his new place of employment.
AKA: how being broke, getting hired as a maid, and living two universes to the left of canon changes everything.
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brand new, full throttle (touch me while your boys play u-20 soccer) by hdnprplflwrs
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
02 Oct 2025
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“—oh, what an utterly glamorous goal that was! My dear Shouei! Wha-hah—"
Barou smacks his ass so loudly Aryu swears the sound reverberates throughout the field. Only then does Aryu realize Barou had been spinning them around and have since stopped abruptly, causing him to drop nearly fifteen centimeters in Barou’s arms.five times barou slaps aryu's ass like he's tryna shut down a stadium, and one time aryu shortcircuits barou in return
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Tenna finds Spamton with a freshly produced pipis
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come back and haunt me by akgerhardt for BadIdeasGalore
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
01 Oct 2025
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Divergent from S2E1, where Jayce panics in the opposite direction and destroys the Hexcore but ends up able to save Viktor with his own body.
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- Part 1 of jole palooza: in all pussibilities
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Really Tight Jeans (And Other Ways To Ruin Your Oral Presentation) by nightshade882
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
02 Oct 2025
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But he was ready. The door was right there. His management supplied laptop was left there. To his left, not left behind, was it still there?!
Wilbur looked to his side. Oh, thank god. Alright. Now he’s ready.
Steeling himself with a huff, he turned the handle and walked into the conference room.
Where a distinctly Not-Schlatt-Shaped man was sitting on a spinny chair.
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Wilbur is asked to present to the president of SchlattCo an alternative energy source for the sake of PR. Unfortunately for Wilbur, Schlatt has sent his Vice President instead. Also unfortunately...he's hot. Like really hot.
Shenanigans™, indeed, ensue.
(WSS DNI!)
Written for Magnolia's TNTOBER 2025!!!
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Android Replacements? by EDITHCARDYBRUNO
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek
02 Oct 2025
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Data faces a newer version of himself in the form of an android.
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- Part 30 of Edith's Less Than 200 Words Shorts
- Part 14 of Space Spouses
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Detective Where's My Coffee and Tinky Winky share a cigarette after the Poker Night
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Alphas, Betas, Omegas, Enigmas... Lunas?
Wait, what are Lunas again?
Or: Gao Tu's true nature was revealed once he stopped using suppressants after finding out he was pregnant!
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After a night together in London, what happens once Robert and Thomas are back at Downton Abbey?
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- Part 2 of London
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My Love For you was a fibrin.. But you’re chronic anemia by RYLORIE
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Oct 2025
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Kate forces Yelena to go to the hospital after a mission
(This is a fanfiction to help me study. No, it is not good, but I do not care. Please publish me in medical textbooks.)
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Wit: Secret History by natequarter for Silvermoonwater
Fandoms: Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson, Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
01 Oct 2025
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Hey, you. Yes, you in the audience. Or you in the library, or bookshop, or even HTML webpage, if you happen to be reading a typed up version of this. Not how I’d want it, of course, but some things can’t be helped. Have you ever wondered how much weird sex you could have if you became immortal? No? Well, tough. I’m about to tell you anyway.
Disclaimer: This is a work of non-fiction. Names, people, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the products of the narrator’s deranged lived experiences or are used in a fictitious manner to embarrass and humiliate. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is intentional slander. You should be ashamed of yourself for making me scribe this, Wit.
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Not all LAFD rescues involve smoke and water, some involve scared children and sewers, and when Buck is made to go rescue a child who has fallen into the sewer system he will have to overcome the stench in order to save him.
Whumptober Day Two:
"You have got a lot of nerve to dredge up all my fears"
Prophecy|Sewer|Taking AccountabilitySeries
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Foolish Behavior (Seems Right) by maidenimage
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Oct 2025
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HUMAN AU
Aziraphale hires a sex worker named A. J. Crowley — but not for the reasons you might think.Welcome to the definition of "crack treated seriously!" Also known as my hyperfixation for the last fifteen months. The overall tone of this fic will be light-hearted and fluffy, but there will be some more serious stories/themes in the later chapters. But I promise — if you're here for fluff (and a little bit of sexiness), you will not be disappointed (at least, I hope)!
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What if the player never existed?
What if instead of Kris, Noelle fell into that dark fountain with Susie?
What if Kris has no association with the Knight and knows nothing of the dark worlds?
What if the soul that was desperately needed to seal fountains was Kris's and Kris's alone, yet the human is blissfully unaware of how desperately they are needed? Of the leadership fated for them?
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Kris watched as Noelle walked out of the classroom with Susie, sighing softly.
Whatever. Honestly...they knew they should care more but...Susie never bullied Noelle anyway....
However...for some reason after that, Noelle and Susie completely disappeared for the rest of the fucking day!?!?! And for some goddamn reason when they came back Noelle is randomly seeking them out and Susie is acting weird as fuck, and they're somehow a lot closer??? And for another unknown goddamn reason Susie WILLINGLY asked to do their project.
What the fuck is going on??????
Whatever. They don't need to be a part of this bullshit. At least Berdly is just as confused as to what the hell is going on with their project partners.
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- Part 1 of Deltarune Fanfiction
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You are forever my passion by dearremi
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime), Paradox Live (Albums), Paradox Live The ANIMATION (Anime)
02 Oct 2025
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hi so this is an inside joke between me and my friends. Please read.
allen and kaiser meet when they r kids shit happens then they meet when they r older
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Whole bunch of one shots
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I'm like some little ficlets to work on to cure my writers block
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1: Rules (please only comment requests here)
2: Lights Group Chat
3: Kouignsaicin Confessions
4: Brave Trio meets TCC Trio
5: Babysitter Lotus + Mango
6: Bravetrio being feral for White Lily
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East Bunny Hop's Defender by KingBlaine
Fandoms: Max and Ruby (Cartoon), My Life as a Teenage Robot
02 Oct 2025
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In an alternate setting, Jenny's still the defender of Earth, and yet one too many jabs against her have sent her to parts unknown, much to her mother's confusion and concern.
Meanwhile, in another city, a small boy finds a robot that will change the fate of two worlds.