flirty joon
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Jungkook bursts through his best friend’s apartment with a panicked edge, stumbling on shaky legs until his hands find purchase on a granite counter.
Taehyung stops buttering his toast, eyebrows raised in surprise, but nothing else, while Jimin takes a gentle sip of his coffee, unfrazzled by the youngest’s appearance. "Good morning, Kook."
Jungkook snaps his neck up, eyes blown.
“I just had the best sex in my life.” He whispers.
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namjoon sets the bar for jungkook's sex life and nothing is ever the same since
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Bookmarked by confetticanon
17 Sep 2020
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Last read Sept 17 2020
comment that I left:
“sooooooo u def went to UC riverside and i’d like cash in on that yoongi pic now thx ;)god i loved everything about this. this was more than just a namkook fic but more like how all 7 of them got together to form ot7 and I loved all the little side ships and side stories going on too, esp vmin’s fight. and most of all i LOVE LOVE LOVE how relatable this entire fic is, at least for me an asian-american college girl. you’ve perfectly captured all the little nuances of college life / being in your 20s in america in a way I’ve never read in any other fic and it was soooo delightful to read little things and be like omg relatable ! the LEE SANDWICHES REF made my jaw drop lmfao and im not even from Cali or any state with a LS but what a STAPLE i love that place whenever i visit Cali lol. and the jikook fighting in korean scene made me laugh out loud “you’re scaring all the white people!” LOL brilliant. the comment about hobi’s outfit potentially looking like an overdressed international student too hahaha. i adore the way you characterize jk, and all the actions he makes are always faithful to the character you’ve built in him and i love that. vminkook and hyung line friendships are always so much fun to read, vminkook esp are just tooooo cute. eek this fic is just so fun idk what else to say
i LOVED this and couldn’t stop smiling throughout the entire thing. thanks for sharing this with us and i hope you never stop writing <33333”
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“Holy shit,” Namjoon breathes, “are you an angel?”
The man’s lips fall open a bit in surprise before a slow smile curls across his face.
Oh.
“No, not an angel, Joonie,” he murmurs, hand tightening around Namjoon’s.
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- Part 1 of Sweet-Voiced Angel
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Jungkook didn't understand the viral tweet he saw going around when a load of young fans admitted to shaving themselves all over at the age of fourteen before going to a concert, as if they'd have a reason to shave, until he woke up unnecessarily at five on the day of the concert, contemplating whether he should shave his balls, just in case.
In his defense, he's not a fourteen year old girl, and it's a little less weird. Not a lot less weird, but a little, because who knows what could happen? He's an adult, an attractive adult at that, and maybe RM will see Jungkook in the small, dark venue through his mask and fall in love.
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Bookmarked by confetticanon
20 Oct 2020
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Oct 20 2020
you know how little teenage girls used to shave everything before they went to a concert hoping their fav would see them in a crowd of people and take them home to fuck and fall in love? yeah that’s jk but pls jk is a respectable adult!
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The teacher of Jungkook’s online class is so hot that Jungkook lets his horniness get the better of him.
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More Walls (Collected Along the Way) by Anna (pineconepickers)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
06 Nov 2020
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“It seems like the kind of thing one ought to know, right? Whether you have a husband or not.”
Seokjin has been busy since his break-up with Namjoon seven years earlier, with swift promotions at his father’s investment firm, while Namjoon has, perhaps annoyingly, become one of the most prolific authors in Korea. Never mind that, of course, because Seokjin has moved on! It’s a bit of a shock, then, for Seokjin to discover that he is married – to his ex-boyfriend Namjoon.
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Bookmarked by confetticanon
24 Oct 2020
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nov 10 2020
Last read: June 5 2021smut @ chapt 3
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“Fast-forward ten years and here they were, with Namjoon as the winner of the Hankyoreh Literature Award, the Kim Yong-ik Novel Prize, and the Surim Literary Award, to name a few. And yet, for all of those written words hanging between them, neither of them had any more to offer.”
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“Oh, fuck you!” Namjoon snapped back. “You always treated me like a kid – I thought about that a lot afterwards, you know! You thought me wanting to be an author was some childish dream that—”“But it was!” he cut in, feet slipping on the road as he came closer. “It was! Who makes it as a writer?! Who?! One of us had to be realistic, be the grown-up! So yeah, I stepped up – and you hated me for it!” He paused to get air in, an old ache in his heart. “But I never said you weren’t good, or talented, or deserving of selling your work, and if you’re standing here yelling at me like I ever said that, then you’re full of shit!”
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“but Namjoon was striking a different chord with him that was making him feel so fucking wanted and filthy, yet safe and adored.”
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“Hey, so,” Namjoon said, hands still in his pockets as he turned to face Seokjin. “What are we doing?” Namjoon slowly moved closer. “You should ask me again.”“Ask you what?”
“Why I’ve never moved back here.”
Quietly, Seokjin asked, “Why have you never moved back to Korea?”
“Because you’re Korea,” Namjoon said firmly. Seokjin blinked, and Namjoon shook his head. “I don’t see how I can live here and not have you be mine. It’s torture. This, right now? It’s torture.” Namjoon stepped closer, voice urgent. “Tell me to stop and I will – if you don’t want to hear this, then I’ll walk out right now and I—”
“Don’t,” he cut in, panicking. “Don’t do that. Please don’t do that. I can’t breathe thinking you’ll go.”
Namjoon’s eyes were large, sincere – but sympathetic too. “In that case… I need you to know that I don’t care anymore. Okay? I don’t care about all the things we’ve been angry about for years. I don’t care about the arguments about jobs, parents, other fuck-ups… We have so many fuck-ups. We could build a shrine to them at this point, alright? But I don’t care because I’ve forgiven us. You and me both. I’ve forgiven us.” Namjoon took in a deep breath. “But if you haven’t forgiven me? If you’re still punishing me or mad at me for what I did back then, then you need to let me know right now.”
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#CompletelyUnexpectedTrueIdentity by Mother of Pearl (notnacre)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
06 Sep 2021
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Jungkook doesn't see any problem with roleplaying whatever kind of character he wants, including a princess. Nobody on the internet is ever who they say they are.
Namjoon knows his new roleplay partner Jungsoon isn't really a runaway princess. That's just a game, but it gets real when he starts to fall for her. It doesn't matter that they've never met irl. His gut tells him he knows everything he needs to about the real girl behind the character.
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Bookmarked by confetticanon
09 Nov 2020
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dec 4 2020
this is such a fucking delightful brilliant masterpiece omfg my only regret is not being able to read this on my books app otherwise I’d have so many highlighted things and annotations to include in this bookmark but omg. PERFECT FIC
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In all of Jungkook’s wildest fantasies about Namjoon (and there have been a lot), never did he expect one of them to actually come true.
(or, Namjoon is Jungkook's favourite underwear model who he only ever fantasises about behind closed doors, until a chance storm brings them together)
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I'd rather be dead than cool by namging for introserendipity
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
27 Feb 2021
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"Wait," Jungkook pauses, "Namjoon.... Namjoon..." he mutters to himself, then he perks up. "As in Kim Namjoon?"
"Uh, I mean.." Namjoon flounders, "Yeah, but there's a lot of Kim Namjoon's out there in the world, probably-"
"Kim Namjoon." Jungkook repeats, "that was the name of the guy who used to babysit me."
Namjoon blinks and peers at the photo album. And yeah, okay, now that he thinks about it he remembers one of the kids he used to watch might have been called Jungkook, but that kid was a scrawny little 8 year old with a snotty nose and chipped nail varnish that he used to apply himself. He wasn't a hunky, sharp jawed dude who was ever going to grow up to get jacked, with his big, kind bambi eyes--
The same eyes that stare back at him now.
Shit.
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namjoon's a dysfunctional adult playing at being a successful producer who doesn't need people to know how bad he is at adulting. jungkook's the starstruck boy he used to babysit who's apparently used the past 7 years to get hot and become a functional member of society. unfortunately, to namjoon's dismay, they're neighbours. chaos follows
Bookmarked by confetticanon
27 Feb 2021
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Feb 27 2021
"Yoongi-chi is right, these meals have vegetables in them. Do you know what that is, Joon-ah? Vegetables, they're what the flavouring in your instant noodle packs are vaguely based off."
" Vaguely." Yoongi echoed.
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Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I’m doing by wazouple
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28 Feb 2021
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Because the man now staring at him looks so very, mighty, unbelievably fine that the only language that Jungkook can produce at this point is:
“Oh. Honey thighs.”
“Honey thighs?” he eventually says, with a quirked eyebrow and a smirk and oh god those dimples - “That’s the treat you want? I’m not sure you deserve it yet, love.”
Or: Jungkook cannot flirt and Namjoon has a point to prove.
Bookmarked by confetticanon
22 Mar 2021
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March 21 2021
comment left: ohhh this was so very delightful and i giggled so many times. esp @ jk’s Very Thorough vetting of joon making sure he wasn’t gonna end up chopped into 20 pieces and buried in his backyard LOL. loved this!!