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All in the Name by Converselaces
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
23 Oct 2022
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When Jason Todd got brain functional, it took him 24 hours to pick revenge and stay full of piss n vinegar for years. But he's too smart to run on rage forever, and two years after his initial Red Hood caper Gotham's favorite street rat is carving out his place in the world. Only one teensy, weensy little issue: just cause you pick personal growth over obsessive revenge doesn't make the complicated emotional trauma disappear. UGH. right?
aka the one where Jason Todd needs a hug. Through some psychological torture, googling of 'healthy communication habits for vigilante chosen families', and an alien invasion- here is how he gets said hug.
eventually.
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Alternatively titled: The Regular
Jimin will date anyone, except for boys who serve coffee.
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23 Dec 2019
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Jan 12 2021
CHARMING AS HECK AND GILMORE GIRLS INSPIRED????? JUST THE BEST
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Taehyung is a closeted genius, and Jimin is just amateur at best.
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Jungkook bursts through his best friend’s apartment with a panicked edge, stumbling on shaky legs until his hands find purchase on a granite counter.
Taehyung stops buttering his toast, eyebrows raised in surprise, but nothing else, while Jimin takes a gentle sip of his coffee, unfrazzled by the youngest’s appearance. "Good morning, Kook."
Jungkook snaps his neck up, eyes blown.
“I just had the best sex in my life.” He whispers.
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namjoon sets the bar for jungkook's sex life and nothing is ever the same since
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17 Sep 2020
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“sooooooo u def went to UC riverside and i’d like cash in on that yoongi pic now thx ;)god i loved everything about this. this was more than just a namkook fic but more like how all 7 of them got together to form ot7 and I loved all the little side ships and side stories going on too, esp vmin’s fight. and most of all i LOVE LOVE LOVE how relatable this entire fic is, at least for me an asian-american college girl. you’ve perfectly captured all the little nuances of college life / being in your 20s in america in a way I’ve never read in any other fic and it was soooo delightful to read little things and be like omg relatable ! the LEE SANDWICHES REF made my jaw drop lmfao and im not even from Cali or any state with a LS but what a STAPLE i love that place whenever i visit Cali lol. and the jikook fighting in korean scene made me laugh out loud “you’re scaring all the white people!” LOL brilliant. the comment about hobi’s outfit potentially looking like an overdressed international student too hahaha. i adore the way you characterize jk, and all the actions he makes are always faithful to the character you’ve built in him and i love that. vminkook and hyung line friendships are always so much fun to read, vminkook esp are just tooooo cute. eek this fic is just so fun idk what else to say
i LOVED this and couldn’t stop smiling throughout the entire thing. thanks for sharing this with us and i hope you never stop writing <33333”
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“I sometimes beat the shit out of guys who come on to you.” He said it slowly so he would never have to say it again.
Jungkook’s jaw slackened.
“You—what?“ he breathed out. “You—how long have you been doing th—that?”
“Since we started dating,” Namjoon admitted. “August.”
“Ah,” Jungkook said, “And how many guys have you beaten the shit out of?”
“Like five,” Namjoon sighed.
“Five! Five?! That’s like almost once a month!”
“Yeah…that’s about right.”
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5 times Kim Namjoon (against all his non-violent instincts) beats the shit out of somebody for his boyfriend's honor.
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Oct 24 2020
God this is so fucking FUNNY, one of the best things I’ve ever read TBH. if ur thinking abt reading this u NEED TO.
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“That guy from the coffee shop yesterday—the one who made me that really good latte—he sent me five pictures of his dick on instagram overnight,” Jungkook whispered, miserable, looking around. The spot was popular with faculty. People over the age of forty were everywhere. “I had to wake up to them. I wanted to text you but I didn’t know how to say it… what words to use… it was so gross. Why would he do something like that?”
“He didn’t say?” Namjoon asked, eyebrows arched, sardonic. “But actually, I already knew. He messaged me first. He thought I was you.”
“What?”
“You used my card and that’s how he got the name. He tracked me down, I told him to fuck off, and then he found you from my account.”
“Well, that sounds illegal. But—oh my god,” Jungkook said, burying his face in his hands. “I want to not see that guy again, but that’s torture! I love that coffee shop! No offense,” he said, dropping his voice, “But everybody here is like fifty.”
“So what should we do?”
“Nothing,” Jungkook moped. “We could always go to Starbucks.”
“Wouldn’t I rather die,” Namjoon said, narrowing his eyes. “Than give into the mass commercialization of coffee. The beans they use at our café are grown and sold by indigenous communities in Chile without an exploitative middle-man!”
“Okay, but they’re ground up and steamed with milk by a pervert!”
“I know, I know…. Maybe he just works Wednesdays?”
“Let’s hope.”
Namjoon took a sip. “What did the dick look like?”
“Oh my god, Joon,” Jungkook said in a low voice, serious, “It looks like somebody rolled an expired Italian sausage through a rat’s nest.”
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More Walls (Collected Along the Way) by Anna (pineconepickers)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
06 Nov 2020
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“It seems like the kind of thing one ought to know, right? Whether you have a husband or not.”
Seokjin has been busy since his break-up with Namjoon seven years earlier, with swift promotions at his father’s investment firm, while Namjoon has, perhaps annoyingly, become one of the most prolific authors in Korea. Never mind that, of course, because Seokjin has moved on! It’s a bit of a shock, then, for Seokjin to discover that he is married – to his ex-boyfriend Namjoon.
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nov 10 2020
Last read: June 5 2021smut @ chapt 3
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“Fast-forward ten years and here they were, with Namjoon as the winner of the Hankyoreh Literature Award, the Kim Yong-ik Novel Prize, and the Surim Literary Award, to name a few. And yet, for all of those written words hanging between them, neither of them had any more to offer.”
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“Oh, fuck you!” Namjoon snapped back. “You always treated me like a kid – I thought about that a lot afterwards, you know! You thought me wanting to be an author was some childish dream that—”“But it was!” he cut in, feet slipping on the road as he came closer. “It was! Who makes it as a writer?! Who?! One of us had to be realistic, be the grown-up! So yeah, I stepped up – and you hated me for it!” He paused to get air in, an old ache in his heart. “But I never said you weren’t good, or talented, or deserving of selling your work, and if you’re standing here yelling at me like I ever said that, then you’re full of shit!”
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“but Namjoon was striking a different chord with him that was making him feel so fucking wanted and filthy, yet safe and adored.”
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“Hey, so,” Namjoon said, hands still in his pockets as he turned to face Seokjin. “What are we doing?” Namjoon slowly moved closer. “You should ask me again.”“Ask you what?”
“Why I’ve never moved back here.”
Quietly, Seokjin asked, “Why have you never moved back to Korea?”
“Because you’re Korea,” Namjoon said firmly. Seokjin blinked, and Namjoon shook his head. “I don’t see how I can live here and not have you be mine. It’s torture. This, right now? It’s torture.” Namjoon stepped closer, voice urgent. “Tell me to stop and I will – if you don’t want to hear this, then I’ll walk out right now and I—”
“Don’t,” he cut in, panicking. “Don’t do that. Please don’t do that. I can’t breathe thinking you’ll go.”
Namjoon’s eyes were large, sincere – but sympathetic too. “In that case… I need you to know that I don’t care anymore. Okay? I don’t care about all the things we’ve been angry about for years. I don’t care about the arguments about jobs, parents, other fuck-ups… We have so many fuck-ups. We could build a shrine to them at this point, alright? But I don’t care because I’ve forgiven us. You and me both. I’ve forgiven us.” Namjoon took in a deep breath. “But if you haven’t forgiven me? If you’re still punishing me or mad at me for what I did back then, then you need to let me know right now.”
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Terms and Conditions May Apply by kasuchiko (kasuchi) for mllevangogh
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
25 Sep 2020
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Seokjin grinned and rose onto his knees. "It's not like you can notarize a sex pact."
Namjoon choked back a laugh. "Hyung, you're ridiculous."
Ninety days, three countries, two deadlines, one question.
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Oct 27 2020
Osaka D-1 had come and gone in a blur.
(Not unlike Seokjin, who had come over and then gone in Namjoon's mouth//
But Seokjin could roll with these punches. "You think I'm hot, baby?" He posed alluringly on the edge of the bed.
Namjoon wasn't having it. "Aren't you BTS Jin? Do you really need me to validate you?" He pulled off his hoodie, the t-shirt he had on underneath coming off halfway along with it.
He caught Seokjin staring at his midsection. "Who doesn't love validation?" Seokjin replied, a lightness in his voice that was definitely not in his hot gaze.
"The parking garage industry," Namjoon replied, and straddled Jin's lap. "Will you kiss me now?"
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from twitter au idea : [seat neighbor airplane au, omega yoongi is so fucking attracted to his seat neighbor's smell that he accidentally starts leaking and alpha joon is like 0_0 "you um... you - your smell? i think you..." to which yoongi promptly replies "fuck, oh my god"]
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10 minutes into the Mariah Carey holiday special, Yoongi realizes something.
It’s terrible. The production is terrible and everyone is lip syncing and he doesn’t even like holiday music very much and he certainly doesn’t care about all the celebrity cameos. It’s terrible, and yet he’s sitting there, Seokjin’s toes squeezed under his thighs for warmth, and he hasn’t thought about getting up and going to his room even once.
He peeks at Seokjin from the corner of his eye again, watches him laugh as Mariah Carey sings in the middle of an enchanted forest, and thinks, fuck. I might really be enjoying this, actually.
(OR: yoongi and seokjin are roommates, and it takes a little holiday spirit for them to see that maybe they could be more)
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20 Dec 2020
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sobs this was the best thing ever 😭😭😭 my mf HEART!!!
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Jungkook is completely and utterly screwed the moment he develops a crush on the voice behind the McDonald’s Drive Thru speaker.
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Seokjin and Yoongi go fishing on three separate occasions, one of which involves a duck-shaped paddle boat and extremely risky activities.
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“So,” the guy speaks up, cutting the silence and Yoongi’s creepy staring to an immediate halt, “what are you up to this evening?”
Yoongi curses under his breath. “Shit. I don’t know. Literally up for anything so long as I don’t have to hear my neighbors trying to fuck each other to death.”
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the trials and tribulations of min yoongi, kim seokjin, and their horny neighbors from hell
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a gem, a must-read
““How long do you think they’ve been together?” Seokjin asks out of the blue one evening. Their restaurant of the night is a pizza joint in Itaewon that Seokjin claims is ‘authentic New York pizza’. Neither of them really know what authentic New York pizza tastes like cause neither of them went to New York, but Seokjin says they put macaroni on their pizza slices, which according to him is about as American as you can get.
“Who?” Yoongi says around his ridiculously large slice of macaroni pizza.
“Baby and Yeobo.”
“Hmm.” Yoongi thinks as he chews. The extra carbs are siphoning some of his brainpower along with the visuals of Seokjin in front of him licking the pizza grease off his plump bottom lip. “I’d say two months.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah. You know, like when you’re in those early stages of the relationship and you just can’t keep your hands off of each other.”
“I don’t, actually.”
Yoongi looks at Seokjin with a raised eyebrow. “You never were like that with your boyfriends?”
“I mean,” Seokjin admits with a shrug of his shoulders. He takes another bite and licks the cheese off his lip. Yoongi discreetly slides Seokjin the napkin dispenser before he seriously loses his shit. “We fucked a lot, yeah. But it wasn’t like the way Baby and Yeobo do it. Like...they’re gross and annoying, but they’re also gross and annoying in love. Not even a two-months kind of love.”
“You’re saying they’ve been together long?”
“High school. Definitely.”
“Shit. I can’t even remember my high school boyfriend.””
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“They stopped to grab some frozen yogurt on the way back, and Yoongi wants to talk about how fucked up his own bowels are going to be when this spicy hot and frozen sweet mess in his stomach has the time to fully digest, but he has talked about taking a shit way too much for one night and would very much like to never discuss taking a shit for the rest of his life to come, thank you very much.
“I guess I’ll see you around, Yoongi-yah,” Seokjin says. He salutes Yoongi goodbye with his tiny pink yogurt spoon and then uses that spoon to quickly steal one last bite of Yoongi’s frozen yogurt. He’s been doing that the entire walk back home. Yoongi didn’t have it in him to stop him.
“I’ll see you around too,” Yoongi says, remaining cool and calm and not thinking about shit, literal or metaphorical. He would take a swipe at Seokjin’s frozen yogurt, but Seokjin’s frozen yogurt concoction is a sugary nightmare of gummy bears, crushed cookie crumble topping, honey and chocolate, and other things that would keep Yoongi up until the witching hour.
So, he just waves his little pink spoon in goodbye, and Seokjin waves his spoon goodbye, and they both wave their spoons goodbye like two awkward grown men would do when neither wants to be the first to really say goodbye. They keep waving them as they inch little by little back into their respective apartments until the last thing Yoongi sees before he disappears inside is Seokjin waving his spoon from out of the door crack.”