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Moira MacTaggert, the long suffering Dean of Medicine at Westchester Hospital is beginning to regret hiring Erik Lensherr.
Fortunately, Dr Xavier specialises in difficult cases.
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Basically, lots of different categories of fic, each given just one sentence each. Or, what I do when bored.
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Clara and Cosima : Dinner Party by ClaraAndEmily (ClaraAndMeAIT) for HermioneSpencer
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Orphan Black (TV)
31 Jul 2016
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Dinner party where a few of Doctor Who's Clara Echoes and the Orphan Black Clone Club meet and hilarity ensues.
One off stand alone from an idea I had in the comments of my Sapphire Date story.
And complete fluff! Lol
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- Part 2 of Clara and Cosima
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Not Jane! by scratches
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types, Ant-Man (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
29 Sep 2018
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Text messages accidentally being sent to the wrong (but sometimes the right) person between Darcy and other members of the Avengers Team.
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When Ike is almost twelve years old, he stitches together a few personal mantras into what would become known to him in the deepest depths of his mind as the "The Big Three," or the trio of unbreakable commandments he would spend the rest of his life following
Or: three times Jade makes Ike reevaluate his choices.
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Ever wonder how all the hosts would be in bed? Want to know all their kinks and quirks? What gets them riled up? Look through my head cannons and see for yourself!
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Nathan was worried that one of these days Ezra's mouth was going to get him in trouble Nathan couldn't fix up. One Liner set in The Seven AU. Another short in my own self-challenge, to use dialog from the show.
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- Part 3 of The Seven AU
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Sander recruits Robbe to help him bleach his hair again. And hey, it's Valentine's Day!
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- Part 1 of Dialogue prompts
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Dreaming ends when the beams of dawn reach, and bleed into the night sky. Though as the moonlight provides a cover, in which lovers can hide under, Reiner can’t help but wake from his sleep when he hears the soothing lullaby. Would such a sweet voice continue to indulge him when curiosity demands of him to find the source of the melody, that provides a balm for his broken fractured soul?
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Love on the convention floor by pastelpentagram
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
30 Jan 2024
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Maya convinces Miles to go allong to a Steel Samurai convention in cosplay on the grounds Phoenix would join them in order to portray Magisteel.
With the power of cosplay confidence overcomes to both Phoenix and Miles and results in a flirty war of one liners. With the help of Maya and her cosplay friends, feelings get overpowering and result in a confession. -
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Contrary to the statement from Android 13, Future Trunks does not have a thirty dollar haircut.
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Ms. Toriumi Shoots the Chairman in the Stomach With a Gun by inviernainvicta
Fandoms: Persona Series, Persona 3
26 Nov 2024
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He does not survive.
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namjoon [1:12]
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you met jimin and taes roommate last nightyoongi [1:15]
…...yeahnamjoon [1:15]
met him real goodyoongi [1:16]
oh my god/
what not to do when you find yourself falling for the guy you almost slept with but then didn’t because he turned out to be your friends’ roommate: a guide by min yoongi
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July 1 2020
Halloween party where yoongi retreats to a shame corner (aka vmins room with a tail hanging off the bedpost) after doing something super embarrassing (aka mistakenly thinking jks costume was a sexy police officer even tho he’s just a regular police officer). Joon comes to console the poor dude and he’s dressed as a serial killer much to jins delight bc you’ll do anything for Love right? It’s a very uncomfy and awkward costume so he sits with his limbs retreated into the giant box and so just imagine a huge box with Kim namjoons head at the top and thats all the imagery you need to know about this delightful ass fic. LOVED IT
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If anyone were to accuse Namjoon of having watched too much porn, he wouldn’t even deny it. In fact, he agrees. In his defense, he’s weaned himself off of the more problematic stuff in recent years and ventured some into erotic fiction, has done his best to educate himself and get a grip on the horny demon living inside him. He thinks he’s gotten better about it, with practice and age. He feels more in control. He’d go as far as to say he has now fostered a healthy sexual appetite while remaining mindful of the disconnect between porn and reality.
Clearly though, he was very fucking wrong, because all he can think as he watches Jin get down on his knees right in front of him is: blowjob.
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Namjoon needs to get his dick sucked. Jin volunteers as tribute.
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while taehyung is trying to figure out whether or not min yoongi wants to stab him with a fountain pen, they find out they make an excellent team when it comes to board games.
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- Part 2 of for u.
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“Excuse me,” a voice says. “Eyes up here, thank you very much.”
The voice belongs to a man. A man with veritable eighties shoulders, a mildly irritated look in his eyes like Taehyung’s an errant piece of slightly sticky trash he just stepped in, and lips — fat, beestung lips. In other words, the first truly hot thing that Taehyung has encountered in this so-called hot yoga class. Q.E.-motherfucking-D.
When he walks away, the back of his shirt says INSTRUCTOR: KIM SEOKJIN.
Or: Taehyung and Namjoon do yoga and plot. Seokjin is more than willing to go along with it.
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Jeongguk reads over the poster a few more times to make sure he definitely read it right. He looks down, then back up to Taehyung and Seokjin who are both looking at him excitedly.
“This is a poster for a lost pet.” Jeongguk says bluntly.
“No. It’s a fool proof method for our dear Namjoon to get laid, and potentially find the love of his life.” Seokjin argues.
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Namjoon's brothers try to find him a boyfriend. Jeongguk gets caught up in their scheme.
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05 Jul 2020
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“He finds himself staring at Namjoon from behind the counter. He's wearing a crisp white shirt, the underarms are damp with sweat and the sleeves cling tight to his firm muscles. He's wearing cut off jeans that makes his thighs do the Sexy Squish thing when he sits down. His hair is white blonde and cropped short, it looks pretty crispy but Jeongguk still wants to run his hands through it. There's also sweat beading at his temples and Jeongguk wants to lick it off”
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can't get it up without you by Curionenene for fanficloverme96, tangowithsuga
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
14 Jan 2019
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“Actually,” Seokjin speaks up then, because it looks like Yoongi's friends are having a hard time believing him. “I think the most dramatic one was when we literally tried to migrate to escape each other, but our planes went down, and we both drifted to the same deserted island.”
Now even Taehyung looks incredulous. “You're kidding.”
“No. We ended up fucking just so we could hasten the process and go onto the next life. Because the mosquitos there? Worse than death.”
“Wait…” Jimin says slowly. “You mean you actually die?”
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(Or: Yoongi and Seokjin are soulmates. They hate each other.)
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30 Jul 2020
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July 29 2020
I love the witty and ridiculous writing but something special about this fic is the way the author writes in a way that keeps the reader on their toes bc they want to learn just as much as ot5 do
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there are a lot of things that jungkook really, really likes about seokjin.
his absolute preference for jungkook and deference to his wants, wishes and whims chief among them.
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Kim Seokjin is the Best Wedding Caterer in the country and no one was going to take that away from him.
Not even the irritatingly handsome chef who shat on his Peaches & Creampuffs for the whole world to see.
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(Kim Seokjin declared Min Yoongi as his sworn rival, so he doesn't understand how he ends up kissing him at his doorstep.)
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11 Sep 2020
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Sept 16 2020
One sided beef, Dramatic angry jin and yoongi who became a chef bc of jin ft. that tropey scene where they’re passionately fighting and then they kiss WHEWWWWW a la princess diaries 2 fountain scene lolol
Also other trope I love is how everyone gets sick and someone finds out who’s sleeping w who
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Jungkook bursts through his best friend’s apartment with a panicked edge, stumbling on shaky legs until his hands find purchase on a granite counter.
Taehyung stops buttering his toast, eyebrows raised in surprise, but nothing else, while Jimin takes a gentle sip of his coffee, unfrazzled by the youngest’s appearance. "Good morning, Kook."
Jungkook snaps his neck up, eyes blown.
“I just had the best sex in my life.” He whispers.
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namjoon sets the bar for jungkook's sex life and nothing is ever the same since
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17 Sep 2020
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Last read Sept 17 2020
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“sooooooo u def went to UC riverside and i’d like cash in on that yoongi pic now thx ;)god i loved everything about this. this was more than just a namkook fic but more like how all 7 of them got together to form ot7 and I loved all the little side ships and side stories going on too, esp vmin’s fight. and most of all i LOVE LOVE LOVE how relatable this entire fic is, at least for me an asian-american college girl. you’ve perfectly captured all the little nuances of college life / being in your 20s in america in a way I’ve never read in any other fic and it was soooo delightful to read little things and be like omg relatable ! the LEE SANDWICHES REF made my jaw drop lmfao and im not even from Cali or any state with a LS but what a STAPLE i love that place whenever i visit Cali lol. and the jikook fighting in korean scene made me laugh out loud “you’re scaring all the white people!” LOL brilliant. the comment about hobi’s outfit potentially looking like an overdressed international student too hahaha. i adore the way you characterize jk, and all the actions he makes are always faithful to the character you’ve built in him and i love that. vminkook and hyung line friendships are always so much fun to read, vminkook esp are just tooooo cute. eek this fic is just so fun idk what else to say
i LOVED this and couldn’t stop smiling throughout the entire thing. thanks for sharing this with us and i hope you never stop writing <33333”
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“This is wrong.” He whispers with a shake of his head. “Namjoon, we need to stop this.”
Namjoon’s jaw clenches as he regards him heavily, with much more grief than Jungkook would like. “If I knew how to stop, I would” is the reply he gets. He sees the want in Namjoon’s eyes, swirling with conflict, and Jungkook doesn’t understand how Namjoon could want him this bad, so heartbreakingly bad -
And still not want him at all.
“Let’s get back to the party, hyung. Your fiance must be looking for you."
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Namjoon is getting married and it's not to Jungkook, but somehow he always finds himself waking up in his bed.
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18 Sep 2020
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a goddamn masterpiece. I wanted to scream and sob but nothing would come out. GODDDDDD everything about this was so brilliant thought-out. the ot7 friendships are everything. They’re all old HS friends and there’s Vegas trips and flashbacks and missed moments and longing and depression and side ships and plot twists and gut wrenching sad shit and babies and adulting and fuck I love this so much.
“re: “at least I didn’t kill my friend” Jungkook spits back
my notes — “pre-Jackson’s death you could tell that NJ had hesitations of some sort abt finally taking the leap with JK, stemming from simply being nervous, perhaps breaking the friend group up (as seen with yoonmin), internalized homophobia, being scared of homophobia (as seen with jimins incident). however post-Jackson’s death really shifted the idea of Namkook in many ways. not only did Jackson’s accident and death literally stop NJ from confessing but on NJ’s end, added another internal obstacle which is guilt. this is why NJ feels like he can never truly allow himself happiness w JK, even before ever getting together with yoonji. being with JK brings guilt bc the idea of being with JK is what killed Jackson to begin with by proxy. NJ probs doesn’t think he deserves happiness with the love of his life when that was what took someone else’s boyfriend one away. Much to think about.”
I CANT WAIT TO REREAD THIS TO CATCH ALL THE HINTS AND SHIT I MISSED KNOWING WHAT I KNOW NOWWWWWWWWWW
Sept 17 2020
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"Jungkook."
"Hm?" Jungkook sighs, arching his back even more as he gets the kinks out of his shoulder. He flutters his eyelashes prettly at Namjoon. "Do you need my help with anything, Hyung?" He inches the heel of his foot a little higher and presses down and Namjoon chokes back on another 'cough'.
Namjoon narrows his eyes as he looks between Jungkook and the camera. “No,” he grits out, “Just peachy.”
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the reason why the namkook youtube live of october 2020 was only 7 minutes of silence.
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“I sometimes beat the shit out of guys who come on to you.” He said it slowly so he would never have to say it again.
Jungkook’s jaw slackened.
“You—what?“ he breathed out. “You—how long have you been doing th—that?”
“Since we started dating,” Namjoon admitted. “August.”
“Ah,” Jungkook said, “And how many guys have you beaten the shit out of?”
“Like five,” Namjoon sighed.
“Five! Five?! That’s like almost once a month!”
“Yeah…that’s about right.”
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5 times Kim Namjoon (against all his non-violent instincts) beats the shit out of somebody for his boyfriend's honor.
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Oct 24 2020
God this is so fucking FUNNY, one of the best things I’ve ever read TBH. if ur thinking abt reading this u NEED TO.
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“That guy from the coffee shop yesterday—the one who made me that really good latte—he sent me five pictures of his dick on instagram overnight,” Jungkook whispered, miserable, looking around. The spot was popular with faculty. People over the age of forty were everywhere. “I had to wake up to them. I wanted to text you but I didn’t know how to say it… what words to use… it was so gross. Why would he do something like that?”
“He didn’t say?” Namjoon asked, eyebrows arched, sardonic. “But actually, I already knew. He messaged me first. He thought I was you.”
“What?”
“You used my card and that’s how he got the name. He tracked me down, I told him to fuck off, and then he found you from my account.”
“Well, that sounds illegal. But—oh my god,” Jungkook said, burying his face in his hands. “I want to not see that guy again, but that’s torture! I love that coffee shop! No offense,” he said, dropping his voice, “But everybody here is like fifty.”
“So what should we do?”
“Nothing,” Jungkook moped. “We could always go to Starbucks.”
“Wouldn’t I rather die,” Namjoon said, narrowing his eyes. “Than give into the mass commercialization of coffee. The beans they use at our café are grown and sold by indigenous communities in Chile without an exploitative middle-man!”
“Okay, but they’re ground up and steamed with milk by a pervert!”
“I know, I know…. Maybe he just works Wednesdays?”
“Let’s hope.”
Namjoon took a sip. “What did the dick look like?”
“Oh my god, Joon,” Jungkook said in a low voice, serious, “It looks like somebody rolled an expired Italian sausage through a rat’s nest.”
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Terms and Conditions May Apply by kasuchiko (kasuchi) for mllevangogh
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
25 Sep 2020
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Seokjin grinned and rose onto his knees. "It's not like you can notarize a sex pact."
Namjoon choked back a laugh. "Hyung, you're ridiculous."
Ninety days, three countries, two deadlines, one question.
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Oct 27 2020
Osaka D-1 had come and gone in a blur.
(Not unlike Seokjin, who had come over and then gone in Namjoon's mouth//
But Seokjin could roll with these punches. "You think I'm hot, baby?" He posed alluringly on the edge of the bed.
Namjoon wasn't having it. "Aren't you BTS Jin? Do you really need me to validate you?" He pulled off his hoodie, the t-shirt he had on underneath coming off halfway along with it.
He caught Seokjin staring at his midsection. "Who doesn't love validation?" Seokjin replied, a lightness in his voice that was definitely not in his hot gaze.
"The parking garage industry," Namjoon replied, and straddled Jin's lap. "Will you kiss me now?"
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from twitter au idea : [seat neighbor airplane au, omega yoongi is so fucking attracted to his seat neighbor's smell that he accidentally starts leaking and alpha joon is like 0_0 "you um... you - your smell? i think you..." to which yoongi promptly replies "fuck, oh my god"]
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#CompletelyUnexpectedTrueIdentity by Mother of Pearl (notnacre)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
06 Sep 2021
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Jungkook doesn't see any problem with roleplaying whatever kind of character he wants, including a princess. Nobody on the internet is ever who they say they are.
Namjoon knows his new roleplay partner Jungsoon isn't really a runaway princess. That's just a game, but it gets real when he starts to fall for her. It doesn't matter that they've never met irl. His gut tells him he knows everything he needs to about the real girl behind the character.
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dec 4 2020
this is such a fucking delightful brilliant masterpiece omfg my only regret is not being able to read this on my books app otherwise I’d have so many highlighted things and annotations to include in this bookmark but omg. PERFECT FIC
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10 minutes into the Mariah Carey holiday special, Yoongi realizes something.
It’s terrible. The production is terrible and everyone is lip syncing and he doesn’t even like holiday music very much and he certainly doesn’t care about all the celebrity cameos. It’s terrible, and yet he’s sitting there, Seokjin’s toes squeezed under his thighs for warmth, and he hasn’t thought about getting up and going to his room even once.
He peeks at Seokjin from the corner of his eye again, watches him laugh as Mariah Carey sings in the middle of an enchanted forest, and thinks, fuck. I might really be enjoying this, actually.
(OR: yoongi and seokjin are roommates, and it takes a little holiday spirit for them to see that maybe they could be more)
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sobs this was the best thing ever 😭😭😭 my mf HEART!!!
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Before every performance and interview and photoshoot, Namjoon pulls Jungkook aside and presents his face, smiling gently, cheeks plump and dimples standing at attention, for Jungkook to press his fingers into. And every time, Jungkook feels a wash of relief and gratitude and something that he doesn’t know how to describe wash over the surface of his skin.
He knows it’s magic.
He just doesn’t know where to go from here.
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The chaos is familiar and comfortable, and Jungkook looks around the room again as they’re all heckling Seokjin.
His eyes are drawn, unthinkingly, to Namjoon. Always to Namjoon.
He’s beautiful, grin so wide his eyes look like they’re clenched shut, slapping at the bare skin of his own thigh where his shorts have ridden up. And of course, his dimples, deep and shining with their own collection of magic.
Jungkook wants desperately to kiss him, but that would be too much. Too far. He’s already pushing it, poking Namjoon’s face all the time. And even though Namjoon said it didn’t hurt at all, even felt kind of good, Jungkook doesn’t totally believe him. Sometimes, Namjoon will close his eyes when Jungkook touches him, looking almost pained, even when Jungkook is being extra gentle.
When Namjoon looks over and sees Jungkook looking at him, his smile softens, turns into something private and precious, just between the two of them. Jungkook returns it, grinning widely and rolling his eyes at Seokjin, even as the bottom drops out of his stomach.
Jungkook’s massive crush on Namjoon is threatening to swallow him whole, and he doesn’t know what to do about it. It was fine up until they started doing this...whatever it is they’re doing, this ritual entirely for Jungkook’s sake. Namjoon is a friend and a leader and someone that Jungkook loves, and it was easy to toss all his extra feelings in a corner and ignore them when Namjoon treated him just the same as everyone else. But now they have this thing that’s just for them, a secret, kind of, and Jungkook has never really liked keeping secrets before but he likes this.
He likes having this with Namjoon.
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Taehyung and Jimin both stare at him as they swallow. Jimin takes another crunching bite of apple and hands it over to Taehyung, who slowly does the same.
“Okay, fuck, what is it?” Namjoon is not good under pressure.
“Are you and Jungkookie secretly dating or something?”
Namjoon chokes on air. “Are we what?”
Jimin rolls his eyes again. “Are you dating? Or just fucking before shows?”
“I hope they’re not fucking,” Taehyung chimes in mildly, “they’re only ever gone for like five minutes.”
“True.”
“We’re not fucking,” Namjoon whisper-yells, feeling distressingly close to the end of his rope.
“So you’re dating then.”
“No! We’re not doing that either!”
“I don’t get it.”
“Well,” Namjoon starts, and then stops, because. Well. He doesn’t really get it either.
Jungkook has been poking his dimples for weeks now, usually at least once a day, and Namjoon has been resolutely ignoring the way his whole body reacts to Jungkook’s strong hands cradling his jaw. He doesn’t think Jungkook has noticed yet, too caught up in whatever is going through his own mind, but Namjoon knows he can’t hide it forever.
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“A potion?” Yoongi has an eyebrow raised disapprovingly and a slight frown sitting on his mouth like an unwanted guest.
“It was Jimin’s idea.”
“What kind of potion? Is it a fun one?” Seokjin snags one of Namjoon’s bags of chips and examines it closely before ripping it open and chowing down.
“It’s a truth-telling one. And no, not very fun so far.”
Seokjin and Yoongi both still immediately, and in the silence Namjoon crunches down on the hard candy just for something to do with his mouth that doesn’t involve blurting out all his deepest, darkest secrets--like how he accidentally jerked off wearing one of Yoongi’s FG shirts instead of his own and somehow got come on the sleeve and had to panic-overnight another one.
He feels a slight push at the bottom of his skull, a sensation he’s starting to recognize as bad news, and opens his mouth to confess everything to Yoongi, when Yoongi suddenly brings his palm up and slaps it over Namjoon’s mouth.
“Do you want to talk to us right now?”
Namjoon shakes his head, Yoongi’s hand moving with him, still clamped over Namjoon’s mouth. Namjoon is so grateful for him he could cry.
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Namjoon may be a romantic, wanting to whisk a dazzling and intelligent young man away for a weekend and kiss him on the steps of the nearest palace, but RM can’t date anyone, let alone someone male. Namjoon meets plenty of guys, but he can’t exactly propose to any of them underneath a staggering, majestic tree that somehow perfectly symbolizes their relationship, so he tries not to let himself want.
Then he meets Big Matthew, the living human embodiment of an extra-large meat lover's pizza.
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jfc this is one of the best things I’ve ever read. how can someone PRODUCE this type of stuff from the top of the dome this is masterful. like i was just CHEESIN like an idiot the entire way through and taking pauses to my phone down to laugh. BM is such a delight whew
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Jungkook is completely and utterly screwed the moment he develops a crush on the voice behind the McDonald’s Drive Thru speaker.
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It's you and me baby, 'til the end of the line by candlestubs
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
21 Apr 2021
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In which Bangtan are useless, Seokjin is at the end of his rope, and PowerPoint has never let him down.
Or: 5 times Seokjin tries to ask Yoongi to marry him, and the one time he finally does.
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April 23 2021
“Okay. This is: Reasons Why Min Yoongi Should Agree to Marry Kim Seokjin. By: Kim Seokjin.”
He glanced over at Yoongi nervously; the expression on Yoongi’s face was shifting rapidly, flashing between emotions too quickly for Seokjin to comprehend. Swallowing, Seokjin turned back to the laptop, too nervous to try and figure out what that might mean right now. He took a breath and clicked on to the next slide, ploughing forward with the presentation.
“Point number one: I like fishing. You also like fishing. If we got married, we could fish together forever. Though, sometimes I do kind of worry you only come fishing so often because you know how much I like fishing…” Seokjin trailed off, worrying anxiously at his lip, and Yoongi opened his mouth as if he were about to interrupt – but Seokjin shook himself back to the present and help up a hand, cutting him off with a look that brooked no argument. “Please, just let me get through this, okay? I promise it won’t take long.”
He turned his attention back to the computer, flipping to the next slide (which featured an image of the DVD cover art for ‘Tazza’ and for Nicholas Sparks’ ‘The Notebook’ with cartoon lightning bolts sizzling between them) before resuming his narration. “Point number two: we have exactly opposite taste in movies. Now, some might see this as a drawback, but I disagree – see, if either of us had a partner that liked all the same things we liked, we’d never have the chance to broaden our horizons like you and I are forced to. Not to mention the physical exercise we get fighting for the remote, or the intellectual stimulation involved in coming up with increasingly creative bribes! Ergo, having a partner with whom you saw eye to eye would be a far less fulfilling experience – ”
It looked like Yoongi was trying to break in once again. Hurriedly, Seokjin navigated to the next slide, unwilling to let up now that he’d finally worked up the nerve to get started. His voice was almost a squeak. “Point number three! We both play guitar. This is a good thing, because if we ever wanted to start a band we’d already have both the lead and the rhythm guitarist covered! Good rhythm guitarists are hard to find! This isn’t the kind of opportunity you want to just throw away – ”
“Seokjin.” Yoongi’s voice was loud, commanding, and Seokjin cut off abruptly, glancing across the table at him fearfully. Yoongi shook his head incredulously, staring at Seokjin as if he’d grown a second head – though Seokjin fancied he could see a soft pink blush beginning to creep over Yoongi’s nose. “Hyung. It’s okay. Trust me – I don’t need to see the rest.”
Seokjin worried his lip, glancing back at the computer screen dubiously. “Are you sure? I mean – I’ve still got 28 more slides…”
“28 – ”
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comment left: UTTERLY DELIGHTFUL. i wanna live in this universe w this yoonjin in it, i would never even have to interact w them but just knowing somewhere out there there’s this lovely couple out there would bring me so much joy LMAO. they are so mf CUTE im cheesin so hard. the way you wrote their dynamic is so spot on. their banter! their domestic lives together! both of them being complete NERDS playing D&D oh my god??? they’re so in love i can’t deal. i, too, would love to see the rest of those 28 slides. this was so wonderful and i enjoyed every line. def a comfort fic ill revisit often :)