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    Wilbur is very mad. He’s 13.
    When he and his twin (still his twin, still his twin, always his twin) were 8, his twin brother ran away.

    Wilbur knows their father was struggling after their mother disappeared. Wilbur knows favorites were played. Wilbur knows he stood by.
    Wilbur knows he shouldn’t be mad.

    But after seeing Technoblade’s face in a newspaper photo—raids, feral ‘brothers’, a gang called the Runaways—and hearing the stories from Punz, after learning that the two youngest in the group, Dream and Techno, are called the twins…

    Well.

    Wilbur is mad anyway.

     

    ~~~~~

    Or, Phil was a bad parent, Techno is a runaway, the Dream Team stole the kid they found on the streets (not the first time), Wilbur hates Dream for 'replacing' him.

    Or Or, DreamTeam stole Technoblade after SBI fumbled, Wilbur has had his twin privileges revoked, and yeh.

     

    (I might expand this concept into a separate fic, but we'll see)

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    All he had to do was knock. It would take less than a second. Techno would probably make it painless, a final mercy in a way.

    Tommy raised his fist and knocked once on the door in front of him. He heard a bit of rustling on the other side before the door before it swung open.

    Tommy stumbled back on reflex and watched as Techno’s axe came down on the place his head had just been. Techno’s glare softened as he noticed Tommy, who had put his hands up in surrender.

    “Theseus?”

    Tommy laughed nervously. Here goes nothing. “Heeeeey Technoblade.”

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    An average foster care au fic

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    When Phil made the decision to go undercover in a terrorist organization for what was likely to be years, he knew he would have to do things he would never forgive himself for. If that's what it takes to make the world a safer place for people everywhere, for his children, then he would do it.

    Then he meets the organization's weapon, The Blade: a trained assassin, a perfectly loyal tool, a killer that never blinks. And he's just an innocent boy. One that Phil can't save while keeping his cover.

    Phil chooses to save the world, and has to deal with the aftermath every day for the rest of his life. And the rest of the life of the boy he helped break.

    Techno is a brainwashed assassin whose sole purpose is obeying the people who made him. Phil is a spy working undercover as his handler. It's as complicated as one would expect.

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    What exactly are you supposed to do when your son awakens an old forgotten god that also happens to be a little insane and doesn't understand civilization has expanded?

    One might kill the god or shoo him off or SOMETHING. But noooooooo, your kid goes and gets attached to the psycho so now you have to live with the dude and keep him from committing illegal acts and teaching your son bad habits.

    TL;DR
    Tommy wakes the Blood God, Technoblade, and now Philza has to deal with the consequences.

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    Phil attends hybrid auctions to try to save as many kids from the trade as he can. They each have their own trauma to work through. Think found family but instead of fostering, Phil gains them in a sketchy way.

    Not really sure where this is going to go but we'll see

    4/4 We made it.

    While you are reading and notice any inconsistencies in the plot or character description, please point it out! I'm writing this fic over a couple of years and sometimes I forget things that I have previously written.

    Ps: This is about the characters, not the real people

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    “You want,” Schlatt took a deep breath and held it for a few too many seconds north of concerning, “…to move out?” Maybe he had heard wrong? Maybe they wanted ‘more clout’? or maybe they ‘approve of trout’?

    “Yes”

     

    Primedamnit

    Tubbo, Purpled and Tommy find a homeless Ranboo climbing in through their window at 3am and decide 'its free brother'.
    This action has consequences.

     

    or
    Family is what you make of it. When a mercenary, a local mafia leader, and a reigning monarch loose the people they're supposed to protect? They shouldn't be surprised when they don't always want to come back.

    or or
    Rich kids cosplaying as Commonwealth People discover that the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows. With political conflict, controlling Gods, mafias, drug epidemics, missing children and conspiracies', the kids realize that they maybe should have stayed home.

    wherever said 'home' may be...

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    After losing his wife Kristin, Philza retreats to the quiet life on his old farm, where grief clings to the fields like morning mist. But things shift when three very different boys, Tommy, Wilbur, and Techno find their way to him. What starts as temporary lodging becomes something more, unspoken and deeply needed. As land developers begin circling, threatening the safety and peace they’ve found together, Phil must fight not just to protect the farm and Kristin's memory, but the three boys he's let in.

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    “I’m sure we’ve all heard of the classic story.

    Hero's vs Villains.

    The hero's beat the shit out of the villains, and save the world. The hero's are always in the right. Right?

    Well, let’s just say in this story things go a bit different. :)”

    or: sbi are villains and they do villain things (phil is awesome at parenting trust)

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    Все мы слышали истории о том как люди стали попаданцами, но что будет если в один мир попадут несколько попаданцев с переплетающимися судьбами?

    (Метки будут дописываться в будущем)

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    Tommy has never had an foster family who understood him.
    He loved how the Watsons didnt make him wear feminin clothes, called him Tommy and even used he/him for him ,but still he's Nervous when he gets his period..

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    Techno hadn't noticed when it started, but just a few days ago he started noticing how Tommy pulled away from them. Since they had adopted him at the age of 9 he hadn't ever pulled away again, always stayed by their side and told them what was going on if he felt unwell, but now five years later he was back to his old habbits it seemed, for whatever reason.

    Phil was worried for his Sons. He saw how Tommy had pulled back the last few days since the trip with his best friends, he had let them go camping for two days but now he regret it. Tommy told him everything had gone great, but he could tell it was a lie because if nothing happened he wouldnt be pulling away from them.

    Tommy was just happy to have his alone time. This was his problem and his alone, it didn't matter that Tubbo and Ranboo had been there with him when they found out, but he couldn't risk it. Techno and Phil couldn't know, not until Tommy finally found a solution for this problem of his.

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    Tommy was a fairly simple lad, he liked to think. He lived with his chaotic family of five and worked at one of the local coffee gigs down the street. He attended a basic school with basic classes and was part of the basic filmography club. Nothing crazy about his life.

    Beyond his family being some of the most notorious villains this side of the country.

    Tommy is born by creation of a god and deals with some crazy-ass powers due to it. His family being villains is hardly an issue when a single touch makes him mimic people's powers - his family doesn't know that though.

    OR the five times he mimics someone's powers without his family knowing and the one time they find out

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    Based on the Goosebumps episode Dead House (season 2), the Craft family move into a new town and a new house, away from their hometown of L'Manberg:

    Wilbur, the city boy, is horrified by the move to the country side, and immediately sets out finding reasons for them to move back.

    Techno, who isn't bothered as long as the neighbors don’t mind him playing his violin, ignores Wilbur’s insistence that the town is weird, and tries to push down the feeling of wrongness that continues to grow.

    Tommy is delighted with the move, and even more so with his new best friends Tubbo and Ranboo. He doesn’t care that their skin is too pale, their eyes too dark or that their teeth are a little too sharp. They’ve promised him that they’d all be best friends. Forever.

    -0-0-0-0-0-

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    The one where Wilbur cries wolf about the definitely-not-a-cult town they'd moved to, and Phil doesn't believe him until it's far, far too late.

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    “Tech,” Phil whispers, broken and sorrowing. He lowers the staff, the glow fading. “Techno, it’s me… it’s Da.”
    All around him, the surging tearing tendrils of shadow freeze. The Thing that once was Techno goes utterly still, plunging Phil’s world into a breathless, waiting silence.
    “That’s right.” Phil’s heart hurts. “Come back, Techno, I know you can. Come back to me, baby.”
    The Thing shudders, cringing away. Phil feels tears gather in his eyes, but he only reaches after what is left of his son.
    “Techno, please. You can come back. I know you can, I know you’re in there.”

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    “I don’t know how to face it,” Phil whispers. “I don’t know how to tell them their mom isn’t coming home. And not- not because something happened to her, but because she doesn’t- she just doesn’t want them. How- how- how am I supposed to tell them that?”
    His mom is silent for a minute. “I don’t know,” she says at last. “Just… you should tell them the truth. I think they’ll understand better than you expect.”

    or, the promised backstory!

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    Because now, Technoblade sat by Tommy's side as their father read off the demands the Pelalore noble houses sent them.

     

    They demanded that the Antarctic lose a prince. 

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    The city of Omelas is perfect. There is no war; no starvation or violence or oppression. Everyone who lives there, lives in peace for the entirety of their life.

    Except for one child. That child suffers the weight of the entire city. They have to face ceaseless agony in order for the city to continue as it does.

    But only as long as they are a child.

    Technoblade is the child sacrificed by Omelas, until he isn't. What happens after ceaseless suffering stops?

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    Every christmas since she was 9, Taylor wrote a letter
    to 'santa claus' saying that she wanted to be a boy.
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    I'm redoing a lot of this and will attempt to finish it for anybody interested. I know a few people in this are problematic, but just think of it as their minecraft characters. It'd be hard for me to assign someone else the roles of people like wilbur as, obviously, they acted as if they were brothers back when the dream smp was still in its prime.
    I am working on this as it gives me a lot of nostalgia from 2022, and also it was just written really crappy, left unfinished and I didn't expand on a few things I was hoping to, so consider giving it a reread!

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    Once a young piggy of only thirteen was fostered by a very wealthy man. He lost something, and gave up finding it when scolded. When the piece he lost returns he realizes things he hadn't thought much of.

    Or

    Philza is a Vampyr who only turns children willing to indulge their inner child using his money. He may have the smallest coven as an Elder Vampyr, but he is content.

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