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This is a choose your own adventure. The first 5 choices advance the story.
Bro. please Comment what you want to happen nextSeries
- Part 1 of Fangs, fur and fins (Stylenny story)
- Part 12 of South Park Shinanigans
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When Sharon announces that she's going to divorce Randy, he kidnaps Stan and tries to attempt murder-suicide.
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- Part 1 of South Park Hyperfixation Time
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The Tale of the Stick of Truth (And Where it All Went Wrong) by ASHTORI
Fandoms: South Park, Ever After High, Ever After High Series - Shannon Hale
16 Aug 2025
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This is the fairytale of the Stick of Truth, and how the previous generation lived out their destinies, until it all fell apart
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- Part 1 of South Park x Ever After High AU
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Kyle hasn't comforted Stan in a while as he seems to be doing better, but he's always one phone call away.
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Kyle Broflovski was Stan Marsh’s super best friend.
They used to be neighbours, so they basically grew up in each other’s pockets, but true to form - Stan’s fuckwit of a father just had to buy a weed farm. Which made visiting tricky.
Truth be told, it was tricky before, but at least when they were neighbours, Stan could just go over to Kyle’s place whenever and not have to worry about Kyle coming to his.
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"And I was so young when I behaved 25
Yet now, I find I've grown into a tall child."During senior year, Stan decides to drop out. It's just him and Randy now, and things are not going so well. He doesn't take care of himself and hes... Really fucking depressed.
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Kyle checks up on Stan after he drops out.
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Maybe that's why Stan was able to connect with Craig, something like "united not by love but by pain", maybe they were the same, after all, and in the midst of that chaos, when everything is crumbling and sinking, they manage to do the best with their lives before being buried.
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The students of Mr. Garrison's class are met with a unexpected test by their substitute teacher and Stan's dad, Randy Marsh. What will they do about this?
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- English
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- 918
- Chapters:
- 1/5
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- 2
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- 53
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Being a teenager is hard. Especially when your father blames you for your mother and sister's deaths.
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Stanley Marsh is sleep deprived. His home life is always leaving him on edge, he can't sleep at all.
Eventually, everything catches up to him, and he passes out in school.
Kyle takes him home, cuddling ensues, and Stan tells Kyle all about his shitty family.
(Style is more so implied. Can be read as romantic or platonic, but I totally wrote this romantically)
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To the displeasure of his own mind and normality, Stan Marsh was inexplicably being stalked, and his friend Kyle vowed to protect him from its dangers.
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The Random Wrestling League by WriterofRandomness
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Alvin and the Chipmunks - All Media Types, Amphibia (Cartoon), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Better Call Saul (TV), SML - Logan Thirtyacre (Web Series), Street Fighter, Star Fox (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Murder Drones (Web Series), Ramshackle - Zeddyzi (Webcomic), Spooky Month (Short Films - Sr Pelo), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Invader Zim, Shrek (Movies), Family Guy (Cartoon), Zoolander (Movies), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006), Deltarune (Video Game), South Park, Final Space (Cartoon), Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Impact Wrestling | Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004), Multi-Fandom, DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), Regular Show (Cartoon), F-Zero (Video Games), Punch-Out!! (Video Games), Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix (Cartoon), American Dad!, Animaniacs, The Amazing World of Gumball, Despicable Me (Movies), Bluey (Cartoon 2018), Megamind (2010), Rockman | Mega Man - All Media Types, Splatoon (Video Games), Breaking Bad
08 Dec 2024
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Behold, a new wrestling company with jaw-dropping action featuring characters and superstars from every single form of media. All brought to fight for gold, fame, glory, and above all, power.
This is the Random Wrestling League, bringing you the best action from all over the multiverse!
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- Part 1 of The RWL Universe
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Stan Marsh has been missing for nearly a week. Kyle has been tossing and turning in his sleep wondering where his best friend could be, losing more sleep each day. Soon the feeling of dread began to overwhelm him as Stan had not shown up. It wasn't until Cartman noticed Stan approaching while they were waiting at their iconic bus Stop that Kyle was able to relax. However, that feeling did not last long as there was something... Different about Stan.
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Stan goes missing and suddenly comes back looking like shit.
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“Drenched with sweat and nearly hyperventilating, Stan couldn’t help but be glad Kyle wasn’t here right now, knowing his beloved was a thousand times safer across town than he would be with Stan. He was probably making himself a mug of tea, probably planning on reading a few chapters of some massive novel before calling it a night. Most importantly, he was absolutely and blissfully unaware of the plight unfolding in the house at Tegridy Farms.”
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Stan Marsh odia su casa.
Quizás, en realidad, odia otra cosa.
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- Español
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- 411
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 15
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Oh dear, Stan Marsh is screwed.
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Gerald and Randy are going to their senior prom with their dates. Gerald is insecure. Randy is too. But both in very different ways.
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Gerald and Randy go to the senior prom with their dates, but Gerald is scared of not being enough for his girlfriend, Sheila, while Randy is jealous of Gerald's relationship.
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Randy Marsh and Gerald Broflovski break the sexual tension thats risen between them ever since that night in the hot tub.
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...you don't like the Answers.
Stuart finds out what Randy's and Stephen's partnership truly entails and tries to make Stephen see the reality of it. It doesn't work out as intended.
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"Don't look at me like that. We both know you brought this on yourself."
Eight years ago, the calm town of South Park was invaded by zombies. No one knows where they came from, and no one knows how to stop them. There were two invasions, three years apart. During the Second invasion all the fourth graders of the South Park Elementary School closed themselves up inside the building. The parents, thinking their children died, decided to move from South Park as fast as they could, leaving everything behind.