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  1. Summary

    Set in a modern world that’s hiding secrets around every corner, this series is a mix of mainly comedy with a side of character development and drama. In this world ghosts, ghouls, demons, cryptids, and immortals are very much real, but all very hard to find unless you know how to look properly. Our cast of misfits find themselves tangled up in these supernatural goings-on, whether they want to be or not!

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  2. Summary

    Every story in the 'Of Gods and Their Humans' AU in one place - including 'main' and 'side' stories!

    This series will guide you through the stories in an order I think makes sense, helping you to experience the overarching story of all characters and pairings. This is as opposed to a chronological or publication order, so the stories will jump back and forth in the timeline a little bit.

    As the series is 'complete' for now (aka I have no firm plans for future entries), you can enjoy this series as a re-read or as a way to get into the AU as a new reader :) Either way, I hope you enjoy, and feel free to leave comments to let me know what you think as you go!

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    Follow a group of humans as they encounter the various elder gods who inhabit this world - some friendly, some looking for companionship, and some out for revenge. Deep understanding of Detroit: Become Human canon is not essential for comprehension.

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  3. Summary

    Side stories from the Of Gods and their Humans universe, in no particular chronological order.

    Gavin is a mess of a human who just happens to be dating an elder forest god with antlers. It's all chill.

    You can find a handy timeline here!

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    Works:
    21
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  4. Summary

    Follow Gavin Reed as he bumbles his way into a relationship with isolated forest god Niles.

    Full of soft angst, fluffy resolutions, and additional elder gods for good measure.

    Pairings so far: Reed900, Hankcon, Allen60, Kam60
    Future pairings: Polycho

    You can find a handy timeline here!

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    Works:
    12
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  5. Summary

    Various prompt fills I've completed on my tumblr

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    “Yet, a more grotesque prospect than even that is the notion of allowing Dante to know that he is right. Therefore, my only option is to prove him wrong. Which I will do.”

    Vergil’s gaze abruptly shifts to him again, and Nero suddenly has a bad feeling as to what Vergil is getting at.

    “Wait, so...are you trying to--are you saying you want me to sleep with you?”

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    In which Nero moves in with his boss' twin brother, Vergil, agrees to pretend to date him, and pets a cat.

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    19 Apr 2023

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    “I don’t know who you think you’re performing for, but I can assure you no one on this floor is interested in hearing you get laid.”

    “Performing,” Halbrand repeats, trying to contain a laugh, “is that what you think is happening?”

    “Why else make all those noises?” Galadriel scowls. “This isn’t porn, this is real life; you don’t need to be that…that vocal about it.”

    “You do if it’s good.”
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    There are only two things Galadriel hates about her apartment — the thin walls, and her new neighbor: Halbrand Maia, and his endless parade of late-night hookups.

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    15 Mar 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    "Bronwyn saw us fucking in this tent last night," she hisses.

    "Invite her to join us next time," Halbrand murmurs in her ear, and Galadriel shoves him back and stares at him, certain it's a joke, but no, he grins wickedly and adds, "Better yet, ask them both. Arondir is quite a handsome elf."

     

    (Or: Bronwyn becomes an accidental voyeur and is pretty into it, Galadriel learns some new things about her husband's past and her own desires, Arondir just wanted to get some rest but is open to new ideas, and Halbrand is enjoying all of this way too much.)

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    14,114
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
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    15 Mar 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    “Dear heart,” said Nienna, “may I offer you some advice?”

    Melkor nodded, though his head felt too heavy.

    “Ask that young Maia for a dance.”

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    10 Jun 2022

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    "In the beginning of Arda Melkor seduced [Mairon] to his allegiance" (The Silmarillion, pg 365).

     

    Mairon spends 4+ Ages trying to one-up his Master with mixed results. Bilbo thinks the redhead that sometimes shows up in his dreams bears an eerie resemblance to Lobelia’s third, and by far most psychotic, cat.

    EDIT: NOW WITH ART

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    Comments:
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    09 Jun 2022

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