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    John didn’t ask for this. He didn’t sign up to be a hero, a savior, or whatever nonsense the universe seemed to have in mind. Time travel was complicated enough without stumbling across imprisoned magical deities. Yet, here he was—an unwilling do-gooder with a growing list of freed gods, spirits, and eldritch beings who now owed him favors.

    Not that John wanted their help. He just wanted a quiet life, free from divine drama and cosmic messes. But no, every time he turned around, there was another desperate deity locked up in some ancient relic or cursed dimension. He tried ignoring them. He really did. But then guilt—or perhaps sheer bad luck—always dragged him back.

    Now he’s neck-deep in magical debts, interdimensional grudges, and a timeline so tangled it could strangle a lesser man. The gods might call him a savior, but John knows the truth: he’s just tired. Tired of time travel. Tired of magic. And most of all, tired of being the universe’s go-to handyman.

    Someone, please, save him this time. Before he snaps and uses all those favors to take a permanent vacation in a timeline where none of this exists. If such a place even exists anymore.

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    You can't blame psychics for being cryptic but John really wishes this particular conduit for the forces of reality hadn't called in the middle of his Justice League debrief.

    In which DCU characters are faced with the truth about the Hellblazer's very Vertigo life and almost everyone has something to say on the subject of John Constantine.

    Tags are subject to change.

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    Drabbles related to John Constantine, or at least the version I have made based on the original Vertigo Hellblazer comics, focusing mainly on his childhood and teen years.

    Graphic depictions of abuse ahead. TWs before each chapter.

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    John Constantine is turning 50 years old, and simply wants to resign himself to a peaceful day of rotting into his sofa and watching telly...sadly his boyfriend Clark has other plans.

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    In the aftermath of what you experienced in Hell, your relationship with John struggles to regain it's footing. It's a cruel twist of fate that now, you're the one keeping secrets from him when all you wanted was his honesty. But John's finally free of the guilt he felt over the Newcastle Incident, and you'll do anything to protect him from this.

    Instead of the man you love, you confide in the person who saved from you from Hell in the first place, Lucifer Morningstar. You owe him a debt for what he's done and as intriguing as the man may be, you can't forget who he truly is. But it's a double edged sword; you're plagued by visions of the Triumvirate's plot to use you and John in the coup against Lucifer. And despite the danger his presence brings, he may be the only one who can help.

    When presented with a way to end the power struggle, you find out John's been keeping a secret from you for years and it becomes painfully clear that you won't walk away from this unscathed. In the end, you'll need to make a devastating choice; let John pay for his own mistakes, or risk everything, once again to stand by his side. No matter what it costs you.

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    Everything was normal after Bernard Dowd left the chaos cult. well, it was expected. The nightmares weren't ideal, but they weren't a complete surprise, and with Tim and his family close by, he could work through it.
    But soon the nightmares break through into his day.
    Soon he can interact with them.
    Soon he can affect others through his new visions.
    Soon he realises that he might have taken more than just nightmares back with him after the chaos cult.
    Taking to the streets as a vigilante, Bernard will have to combat criminals, hiding his powers in case Batman kicks him out of the city, training with the Red Hood, and making it to his dates with Tim.
    When other ex-cult members turn up dead, Bernard and Jason decide to team up with Constantine, and investigate the origins of the Chaos Cult.
    And maybe get some half-baked therapy along the way.

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    Ten years ago, Dick Grayson made a deal with the devil.

    Now hell has come to collect.

    That is unless John Constantine can stop it.

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    After getting his afterlife caught up in unholy matrimony, John Constantine thought that was the end of it.
    How very wrong he was.

    The continuation of 'The Fine Print'.

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    As a former Chosen One and current Graduate Student, Manuela Perez is not interested in saving Gotham Village. Again. But when the shadows from her childhood threaten to return, ten years after killing her mother, she just might have to get back up and fight.

    (featuring an undead vigilante, a drunken warlock, an insomniac bestie and her too-intuitive boyfriend, grandmothers who whisper through wallpaper, an amateur hellbent on summoning the past, prophecies, generational apartments, actual skeletons in proverbial closets, and the trauma of being Chosen.)

    [Inspired by the song Which Witch by (the great love of my life) Florence + the Machine and the spooky vibes of Gotham Village]

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    The Legends decide to use the fabricator to recreate their favorite phases of fashion they've gone through in their lives and they have a little fashion show with it.
    They're all surprised when Gary walks out looking completely goth and beautiful.
    John seems to be the only one who notices Gary's not his usual bubbly self.

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    "They think I'm an idiot. Even Ava thinks so sometimes." John opened his mouth but Gary cut him off, "—I know they do, it's okay."

    Gary nibbled on his painted lips, resolutely not looking in John’s direction. "But you, John. You've always listened when I talked. I don't think you know how rare that is."

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    Just a small drabble because I might be one of the very few people in the universe who think John Constantine and Superman would be super cute together.

    John and Clark have been dating for a while when John talks him into letting him cock warm...in public, under a blanket in the Watchtower's common room. There's no way this can go wrong right?

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    Jason Todd doesn’t trust people. He especially doesn’t trust magic. But when a botched League of Shadows operation leaves him cursed with a death mark, he has no choice but to seek help from the one person who’s worse than the curse itself—John Constantine. The deal is simple: John removes the mark, and Jason owes him a favor. But nothing with Constantine is ever simple, and the deeper they get, the more Jason realizes the real danger isn’t the magic—it’s the way John smirks at him like he knows every dark thought in his head.

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    Jason Todd is probably magical, but he's busy so no he isn't.
    John Constantine reaally doesn't want to be working in Gotham, but free food is free food and these people won't find themselves.
    Bruce Wayne really wants his kids to stay away from the Red Hood, especially now that he's been spotted with Constantine.

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    After several long, long years of balancing his life between the living and the dead, Danny could finally say he had managed to get his life under control. No, really.

    No longer hunted by his parents or the now disbanded GIW, confident with his position as High King of the Infinite Realm, and stable relationships with family, friends, and old foes alike (thank you Jazz!), Danny was living the best possible life!

    Especially now he's managed to score a date with the heart-throb of the mystical world: John Constantine!

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    John would just like to know how the fuck he managed to gain the attention of an Undying God. And how the fuck he is supposed to not doom his entire dimension.

    Fuck knows all his other partners ended up desperate for his painful demise.

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    Джон Константин согласился быть только мальчиком, а не нянькой, по вызову.

    Видите, вот почему он не спит с родителями-одиночками!

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    “Get out of Blüdhaven.” Nightwing ordered harshly as he ripped himself away from John and stalked across the warehouse. He carelessly stepped over the unconscious bodies of hired men before snatching up what was presumably one of his weapons.

    “Sorry, darling, but I’m here on business. Can’t leave til it’s sorted.” Constantine dropped his hands in his jacket pockets as he turned around to watch the vigilante.

    Nightwing grabbed his other escrima stick and holstered them both on his back. “It’s not your business.”

    “They’re demons.” John said bluntly. “Unless you and your brood have become quite practiced at demon hunting without me knowing - which, let's face it, is rather unlikely - then it certainly is my business.”

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    When it was too much, he'd escape to the bathroom and cut four lines into his left arm. Then he had to move onto his right arm. Then his arms were covered and he'd cut his legs. Four neat lines each time.

     

    Title from Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) by Eurythmics. TW: past child abuse, self harm and suicidal thoughts. This is not a pretty story. You have been warned.

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    "He's coming down with something," Chas says as he pours steaming coffee into three mugs.

    "Sure is," Zed agrees, leaning on the counter. John has been coughing for the past two weeks, actually. She takes her old, cracked mug and holds it to her nose, inhaling the rich scent of coffee. "When I asked him about it, he said it doesn’t matter because, ‘Warlock’s don’t take sick days.’”

    Chas rolls his eyes. “Last time this happened he had a cold he ignored so long it turned into pneumonia.”

    A fit of coughing comes from the living room.

    “It sounded a lot like that,” Chas adds.

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    Just my all-time favourite ships!!

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    It’s a matter of consent, really, telling John.

    (Silly AU alien!Gary reveal for the constangreeners in the audience <3)

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