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Epilogue to a dream by Deadly_fire
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
19 Jun 2025
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It should be a normal morning on hermitcraft but the dreams of one player are going to make things strange. But is it only a nightmare or was there something real.
Your classic Grian remembers 3rd life but no one else does.
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- Part 1 of Aftermaths
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I Shouldn't Play With Fate (But What If Once I Could Make You Safe?) by G1zmo_the_Goat, StimmingRose
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP
17 Jun 2025
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Wild Life is officially over. Back on Hermitcraft, the rest of the hermits are left to pick up the pieces as the lifers return. Unfortunately for them, several wrenches are thrown into their plan when an unexpected player, who is definitely not on the whitelist, ends up on their server.
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Or: my best friend and I love our blorbos and desperately needed them to interact. Please enjoy and read the tags!!Series
- Part 1 of Preybirds
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Memories In the Cellar by AnderzAngstShop (AnderzStoryShop)
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP
12 Jun 2025
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Athazagoraphobia
A phobia where someone experiences intense anxiety about the idea of being overlooked, ignored, or not remembered by others.To listen is to give.
To watch is to take.Scar knows he is forgetting something, or someone. Little reminders here and there. Lilacs and poppies. warm sand. Red, blue, yellow.
Mumbo feels something is wrong with the world around him as his own magic is uncomfortable around him.
Xisuma is bound by a promise by someone that is long forgotten by everyone but him. Rebuilding a safe haven as Hermitcraft is gone.Little by little, Hermitage, the new Hermitcraft, comes apart by the seams.
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May The Whole Sky Fall by just_glacier12
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
10 Jun 2025
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When Grian was 18 years old, he founded the Evolution SMP.
When Grian was 21 years old, he was taken, and his server destroyed. It had been so long ago, the details were starting to get fuzzy.
When Xelqua was 25 years old, he escaped
(within an inch of his life).When Xelqua was the same age, he was found bleeding out by an Admin. Xisuma. Grian had become player again. Had become one of Xisuma's players.
And now here Grian was again, 29 and making a deal with the devil. His life for his servermates.
What Grian had failed to do at age 29, however, was to think this deal over for more than five seconds.
OR: grian and a few hermits are plopped into the life series by watchers with no possible escape and the others have to go save them
OR: xisuma gets no sleep: the fic
OR: zedaph is smortSeries
- Part 1 of Safe Ships Harbored
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All Our Shadows Suggest the Sun by theteaandbiscuits
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP
08 Jun 2025
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Despite it being over four years since the death of Hotguy, Scar still lives day-to-day with the damage from the incident, unable to work through the trauma from the systemic abuse of the hero committee due to his glorification of his Hotguy days. Cub, his manager and best friend, reaches out to a ghostwriter to help Scar publish a book about Hotguy and the failings of hero culture.
The ghostwriter, Grian, has been running from a painful past for the last few years, hiding himself and spinning his life into one of medial routines in a desperate attempt to feel normal again.
Perhaps together they can help solve each other's traumatic past-identity deaths.~
Hero AU with messy desertduo/scarian situationship exploring toxic celebrity culture, working through old trauma & guilt, coming to terms with disabilities and unhealthy relationships.
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- Part 40 of MCYT
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The albatross, my violet skies by hanna81024
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 Jun 2025
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They’re after him. That’s all he knows — pain eclipsing everything else.
Blood pours from the gaping wound across his stomach, hot and sticky, each step a gamble with gravity and guts. His vision flickers at the edges. He should have stopped by now.
He had a plan. He would leave his chambers when They were preoccupied Watching the first installment of MCC, and quietly make his way to Their portal hall.
He had been foolish for ever thinking he could avoid Their Eyes.
So now, he's getting chased with his insides simultaneously threatening to spill out.
Or; Grian escapes the downside-up, and crashlands onto Hermitcraft — with a hint of stockholm syndrome. :)
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- Part 1 of hanna's watcher!grian brainrot
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Wels knew going through the forest near his old village had been a bad idea. X had told him so, as had Grian, and especially Hypno, who knew the way the villagers treated outsiders or those who had wronged them, but that never stopped him from dashing through the forest in order to get to Joel’s store. He’d convinced himself that the risk was minimal, and the reward great- he really hated having to hike his way through the pass, which was his only other option to get there- however it seemed he’d made a minor mistake in his calculations, and now here he was, being dragged into the town square by three knights whose names Wels had completely forgotten. Internally, he groaned. Today was a terrible day to not wear armour- not that it would’ve changed anything. He was completely outnumbered, and unlike mercenaries, knights usually worked as a team, so there was no chance he could’ve fought them and won. They wrestled him out of his shirt before hauling him to the center of the square.
There was already a crowd beginning to gather around him, and someone behind Wels cleared their throat to address them.
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- Part 3 of The Dragon and the Knight
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Rising Tensions by Firebirdie
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 May 2025
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The admin put his head in his hands and sighed. Trying to look through the code won't work without touching the player. What little code that has attached itself to Helsknight was already fading away. Something it wasn't supposed to do, and X couldn't touch it without it slipping through his fingers like a scared cat.
An idea crossed his mind, he grabbed his communicator and sent a message to the chat. Looking down at his communicator satisfied, X put on his elytra and made his way to the forest.
Now all he had to do was simply just wait.
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The Abandoned by storythief11
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
19 May 2025
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The Hermits wake up in Ravka, an unfamiliar country split in two by a massive rift of pure darkness. Their attempts to make it home are hindered when they begin developing strange powers, drawing the attention of forces they desperately don’t want to cross.
Or: I stick the Hermits in the Grishaverse because I’m on a bit of a crossover streak right now.
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the earth below them by Alyssaromantic
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
19 May 2025
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A game ends. Another game begins.
Someone isn't there.
Ren wakes up.
(Companion fic to The Moon, The Sun, The Stars (And Mars), explaining key elements of the story spanning from Limited Life to the end of Secret Life. CANNOT be read as a standalone.)
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- Part 15 of Celestial Incorporated
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I just need to concentrate. Please, leave me alone (Or don’t) by Di_Kanarie (Alt_Ashka)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 May 2025
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After an unexpected horde of Mobs, Grian thinks his watcher powers are able to heal him just fine. After all, the players are busy with other things.
He just needed to focus on the task, and everything would be fine. Maybe if he could be left alone, without any interruption...
or, Grian is hurt, magic is not as helpful as it may seem, and the hermits are worried.
or or, day 17 of Hurting hermits and sleepingboys suffering hosted by herebychancee via twitter, posted two months later.
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- Part 12 of Ashka's MCYT One-shots
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Healing Ain’t For the Weak/Have You Seen the Scars on my Back?/Doesn’t it Help You Sleep?/Or Do You Feel Attacked by BluetBluish
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
10 May 2025
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Grian has been on Hermitcraft for a little over a month now, and it’s finally time to get his stitches out. A process that should be quick, easy, and done with in no time.
But Grian is having a bad day.
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Grian has multiple panic attacks and somehow manages not to fall apart (all with Xisuma’s help, of course)
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- Part 4 of Healing Starts With Asking
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Tightrope of Lies by Olives_grow_green
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
03 May 2025
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When Gem begins her first day at just another coorporate office job, she does not expect it to spiral into something so much bigger. Will she be able to keep up or will she get washed away in the chaos of it all?
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Just off the Shore of Boatem by Goldeneye (Tikooy)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Apr 2025
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“The articles say this facility works with… “ he shook his head. “With sea… creatures. Like, paranormal. I don’t…”
Pearl huffed, amused. But it felt different from before. Not as cold. Not as real. “Mate, are you trying to tell me we got the kraken back there? You saying mermaids are real?”
Now it was Mumbo’s time to scowl. He whirled back around. “Gosh darn it, I know Mer are real! There's one in my bathtub!"
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If Mumbo had known trying to help the hurt Mer in the hidden inlet in the cliffs included side effects such as driving hours through the woods, meeting a woman with a gun, a strange man wearing a metal mask, getting involved in a car chase, and ending up stuck in a secret facility in the middle of nowhere, he maybe would just have called a vet. Altough, looking back at it, maybe all isn't so bad.
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Grian had been running for what felt like hours, gliding through the deep void in an attempt to escape the Watchers.
After finally finding a server to hide in he quickly realises that it was, in fact, not abandoned as he had assumed.When Xisuma went to check the new Hermitcraft Server he saw an intruder hack into it - quite literally.
Though it quickly turns out that the intruder was more a fugitive, running away from the very monsters the admin hated with his entire being.Walking a thin line between truth and lie Grian tries his best to cling to the new safe haven to heal up and hide from his captors, making more connections than he had preferred.
Sadly the Watchers had their own plans with their little disobedient experiment. -
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue... I Love With My Teeth, I Mourn With Them Too by Melting_Alliums
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
21 Apr 2025
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Day 16 - Swallow
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Xisuma is, by nature, one with a need to consume. What a great way to satisfy that than his love for his hermits?
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So, I found out that the only voluntary thing in the digestive process is chewing and swallowing...
This really makes for good angst, so here we are.
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- Part 16 of Melting_Allium's Febuwhump 2025
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Caught Up In The Past (Like a Memory I Can’t Quite Shake) by BluetBluish
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
12 Apr 2025
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Xisuma knows Grian needs to talk. He knows that the avian is unraveling, bit by bit, part by part, he knows that the avian is slowly losing it.
Grian needs to talk. Xisuma needs to listen.
And they’re both going to do just that.
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Grian has a therapy session with Xisuma after the failed trip to the Server Hub
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- Part 13 of Healing Starts With Asking
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The Gods Are Mad At (Most Of) Us by Sapphire_DeMort (Kpop_Shappire)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
08 Apr 2025
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It had taken many years for Xisuma to build this safe haven. It was a place where anyone, no matter their background, could come and live and rest in peace - safe from their enemies, no matter how powerful. Many had passed through, others had stayed and helped him to build, and if X became slightly possessive of those that stayed, well that's nothing. This is the story of all of X's Hermits.
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He knows the feeling of the Void. Spending years in the Overworld has not dulled his instinct for it. Looking back, maybe he should have realized it sooner. That this wasn't the Void. The seasons bring countless changes, to himself, his players, and the server. But this? This should have been impossible.
A tale of an admin who nurtures a world, and his ever growing connection to the server he protects.
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There, beside him on the branch, is a slice of cake on a plate.
A million thoughts run through X’s head at once, but the one that sticks the loudest for whatever reason, is ‘where did the plate come from?’.
Another anomaly ping in the code. He pulls up the panels immediately. There, inbetween the code for diamond and a bit of stone, is another message.
[Happy birthday Xisumavoid!]
It very much isn’t his birthday, and won’t be for another eight months. Still, the message seems sweet. He doesn’t like his full name being there, but that isn’t the most concerning thing here, not by a long shot.
”Uhm- thank you, you too!” Xisuma says. Well, that’s not- oh, great. Right.
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- Part 1 of The Sunshine Child