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The Pandora Spaceship by I_dont_know_what_Im_doingJG
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Jul 2025
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Tommy and other people are going to therapy because the government said so.
It’s just unfortunate that their therapist is an a.i
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Oh, and his name happens to be Dream.
-This can only go well.
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1: Technoblade + isekai
2 - 3: Technoblade's chat + isekai + superhero AU
4: Inspired by LuckyMagicBelle's on temporizing.
5 - 6: Hunters & Constellations AU with Hunter Tommy
7: Hunters & Constellations AU with Hunter Dream
8 - 9 - 10 - 11: Hunters & Constellations AU with Hunter Dream
12: The universe speaks to Wilbur after his death
13 - 14 - 15 - 16: The plot of the Dream SMP is a roleplay (Not RPF)
17 - 18 - 19 - 20: Canon Dream has a bad and confusing time in the roleplay
21 - 22 - 23: Hunter Dream has taken on a quest in a new Worldline
24: Isekai'd as the...vampire?
25: Vampire Schlatt
26: Hunters & Constellations AU with Hunter Quackity
27 - 28 - 29: Manhunt time!
30: Hunter Wilbur's chat seem to have migrated to a different channel
31: Wilbur and Chat wake up in a whole new world
32 - 33: A Mimic replaces Wilbur
34: Another Mimic AU
35 - 36 - 37 - 38 - 39: Another Superhero AU
40: Hunter Technoblade
41: Timeloop AU
42: Sci-Fi AU
43: 5v1 Manhunt
44: Constellation Quackity
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- Part 2 of DSMP
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Re:Blade - The blood god starting from zero in another world by Indefinitely_Procrastinating_Author
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Jun 2025
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The last thing Technoblade remembered, life was great - or at least, for him it was. he had just been teleported stasis out of prison by Philza and was about to relax for a bit...
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Now, somehow, Technoblade’s reincarnated into a world from some anime that the chat (voices/previous blood gods yadda yadda) wouldn’t shut up about. Something starting with Re-? Zero? Eh, whatever.
At first, it seemed like a dream. Modern world. Loving parents. A quiet, easy life. For the first time, Technoblade could finally retire, kick back, and live out his fantasy of doing absolutely nothing.
Yeah, life had other plans.
One freak twist later, he wakes up in a medieval fantasy land called Lugunica, and the Blood God quickly realises why some of the chatters freaked out at the start.
Now trapped in this newer new world, Technoblade has no idea how he got here, how to get out, or what insane deity thought this was a good idea.
Though... while he's at it, he might as well take down the corrupt government in the process.
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Ember knew when she married Wilbur life would be exciting. She wasn't expecting it to be this exciting, however. Raising three kids on her own with her brother and father-in-law by her side, just maybe she can raise her youngest to be better than before.
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT support the creators who have come to light as problematic, this is just fun. I.E. me messing around in the world they laid the base for. -
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From afar, the snowy biome was the only thing on the planet. No trees or bushes in sight, A barren wasteland.
Everything had gone downhill when their ship crashed on the one uninhabited Planet in the Aeris 1.2.85 Solar System. they were on Chion now with no way to get off it
———Tommy didn’t know where he came from.
On his planet the sun didn’t shine, it was the farthest corner of the galaxy and yet he had no fur.
It would grow cold for many seasons, Tommy would skin the beasts which he killed for their hide for warmth.
So Why did He have a pelt now?
Why does he have a Tail now? Why have his ears grown fuzzy and cat-like? Why has his face been stained with a mark that won’t wash away? And who the Hell Is this Bee guy and Todoroki look-alike?!
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OR TOMMYS PARENTS GET STRANDED ON A SNOW PLANET AND TOMMY GROWS UP IN THE SNOWSharky Mei's first Book!
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Ranboo is a B-grade android stuck with the monstrous alien that killed the humans he lived with. He doesn't really care about that though.
Techno was kidnapped by aliens, who he killed and may or may not had eaten a few of them, and now he's stuck with a weird metal creature that he's still not sure is alive.
Or B-grade robot Ranboo has no emotions, and big scary alien Techno is bad with emotions.
It'd be a shame if they got attached to each other.
"Not taking this work to seriously but I'll update it when I can." -me, the idiot who is now taking this very seriously
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Totally regular and not fantastical happenings by Cone_Emperor
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
29 Jun 2025
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Ranboo knew the American education system sucked. But they were also about 99.99% sure the little sex ed they got would've mentioned something about sprouting literal horns.
And a tail.
This couldn't possibly be bad news, could it?
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Or, in which Ranboo's day gets absolutely off-rails.
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Xavier's 100% ethical guide on how to avoid being drugged by your employers by Fyodor_Kinnie
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Jun 2025
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Xavier Caffatre Marshtrapper is just a normal 15-year-old. Sure, he can talk to birds for some dumb reason and he's a vigilante, but that basically makes him like any other person in L’Manburg. So why, in Prime’s holy fuck, are Heroes harassing him?! Like bro—you’re a bird! Don’t you have seeds to go eat?! Go make a nest or shit on someone's head or something! Also, why does his brain keep slowing down at random moments? And side note—why is Kessho trying to get him to apply for a job at the Heroes’ Tower?!
"MY BACK HURTS, MY SPINE HURTS, MY SHOULDERS HURT, MY HEAD HURTS—WHY AM I BUILT LIKE THIS?! I SWEAR TO PRIME, I WILL THROW HANDS WITH GOD, RIGHT NOW, BAREFISTED, NO BUFFS—STRAIGHT-UP STREET BRAWL IN HIS OWN DAMN HOUSE—AND IF I DIE, I’M TAKING A CHOIR ANGEL WITH ME. ON PHILZA MINECRAFT HIMSELF, I’M DONE."
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Cursed - Dream SMP AU by Emilylime17
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Jun 2025
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Philza's searching for Technoblade. A hoglin won't leave his side. Neither knows the truth. Yet.
Technoblade was cursed- turned into a hoglin with no way to communicate and tell his friends that no, Phil, he did not eat Techno, and no, Ranboo, he was not a pork snack, and for the love of Prime how had no one realised he was Technoblade yet? All the while, Techno's mysterious attacker plots from the shadows, a plan slowly coming to fruition that could endanger the little happiness left on this Prime-forsaken server.
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The hoglin then let out a soft grunt and opened its mouth as it leaned towards him. Phil flinched away, not wanting to get his face chewed off, but he was too slow to prevent it from grabbing onto the shoulder of his coat with its mouth. Phil froze as he watched it, and the crow on his other shoulder let out a surprised squawk. The pig ignored them both and started to drag Phil away by the sleeve.
“What the actual fuck is going on?”
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Or: Technoblade is turned into a hoglin and falls victim to Phil's chronic adoption, becoming his new pet. Techno is not pleased.
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Que comience la búsqueda by AldebaranGreys
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Karmaland SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Jun 2025
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Tras la muerte de Quackity, Wilbur está seguro de que su dicho “rival” aún se encuentra vivo en algún lugar, en una nueva zona que nadie del DSMP ha descubierto ni tampoco escuchado. Su única pista es un comunicador roto y viejo que fue dejado atrás después de la explosión que provocó la dicha muerte y última vida canónica de Quackity de Las Nevadas.
¿Acaso será correcto el presentimiento de Wilbur? Ó ¿Acaso él solamente se encuentra en negación tras un año completo de búsqueda por aquel joven?
Mientras Wilbur se encuentra ocupado en su búsqueda con la ayuda de su hermano menor (Tommy), un nuevo héroe ha llegado a Karmaland, escondiendo su rostro detrás de una máscara para olvidar errores pasados y la razón de porque está pagando el karma como todos los héroes dentro de aquel pero grande pueblo.
Nuevas y anteriores relaciones saldrán a flote como en el pasado, pero, ¿En verdad él está lista para pagar por ellas?
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The North Star once guided kings. Now it hangs around Prince Aleon’s neck, a ruby-locked key to a forgotten power that hunted by the very man who tore his world apart.
Forced to flee his kingdom on the night it falls, Aleon travels through cursed forests and lawless towns, chased by assassins, monsters, and memory. Beside him stands a flame-coated knight and a mad immortal who laughs at war. Along the way, they gather broken souls like him, each with something to lose, and more to fight for.
As a storm brews over the realm, Aleon must ask himself; Will he be a ruler molded by the past? Or a leader born of fire, blood, and freedom?
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Oppositional Forces / Broken Bonds (May Never Heal) by Hello_goodbye123433
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
27 Jun 2025
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Villains are hated, heroes are arguably worse than villains but are loved anyway, vigilantes are trying but getting swept away under the chaos.
So what happens when the hero bench trio figure out the heroes aren't so great? Well, we traumatize the neglectful hero family and escape the Committee!or
The bench trio fake their deaths and become villains, chaos ensues
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- Part 2 of Fear where the lightning strikes
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Seven years after the time Tommy lost his final life Michael has been living a hard life. His home life sucks, at least he has his uncle.
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Don’t Suture Your Stab Wounds (Bleed Upon Those Who Did Not Harm You) by ever_the_unromantic
Fandoms: Dream SMP
26 Jun 2025
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Philza finds a pair of children in his yard.
It was a good thing Micheal hadn't survived to deal with all this. And, Prime, wasn’t that a nauseating thought?
Things had been getting worse and worse and he hadn’t managed any progress on cracking the code lock on leaving the server. He couldn’t even go mining in deep caves, because even there the moss was no longer green.
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Two Crowns Covered in Blood by Salamander_squib
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Jun 2025
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Techno tried to be peace full but his family was killed and then after that he reclaims his title as the Blood God. Then meets Phil.
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Letters from Technoblade in Pogtopia to you.
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The other (better) world by Fluffy_Chan06
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Jun 2025
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Techno blinked the purple mist away from his vision, the portal always messed with his head but not normally this much. He shook his head, trying to clear his mind faster. He heard Phil stumble slightly as he also arrived, his cane struggling to hold him up at the sudden weight. Techno robbed his eyes before opening them once he was less dizzy. He looked around blinking a few more times to make sure his mind wasn’t still wonky from the portal.
Instead of the red hot, rocky terrain and dangerous place they called the nether, the pair appears to be in some kind of throne room, the room covered in icy blues and sparkly golds. Two thrones sitting at the end of the long room, the thrones themself being the same gold and icy blue the room is covered in.
Techno looks beside him to see Phil being as shocked as he felt. He stepped closer to his best friend, his hand instinctively inches to his sword as he eyes the room around them. The pair jumped as they heard footsteps, a loud sound in the silence that the pair dissolved into.~~~~
AKA The au where Dsmp!Techno & Phil finally get hugs and stop repressing their instints with a little help of altgernate verisons of themselves -
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Gods, Color Angels, and Piglets?
Technoblade has kids and it causes some chaos!
[Dead Dove: Do Not Eat]
(This was started in 2020 and is technically not finished, but ends in a good spot. It is not beta read or given a grammar check. Being posted as is. Enjoy. I wanted this out of my not-posted folder.)
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- Part 20 of ZomPig Main List
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“I’m not a hallucination,” You say matter of factly. At this, Schlatt immediately looks up, his expression twisted, manic, almost.
“They can’t see you—I checked,” he says, jaw tightening. “You—you’re not real.” You notice his hands are trembling.
You take a step toward him, and he stumbles back, reaching for the wall to steady himself. “Stay back,” he slurs. His voice cracks around the edges.
“He’s so drunk,” You think to yourself, mentally rolling your eyes.
“Listen-“ You move toward him. He yells. And everything happens too fast. A flash of green. A loud noise. Glass. A sharp pain, a dull throbbing. Your body hits the ground — or maybe it doesn’t — you’re not sure. You feel yourself slipping, fading in and out like a bad signal. Like the world can’t decide if you belong in it.
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One day, you wake up as a ghost in the Dream SMP. Unfortunately for you, it would seem that no one can see or hear you. Enter Jschlatt.
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- Part 1 of i bite my tongue, and it haunts me
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Technoblade is a siren born and raised in the arena. he escapes, and gains a family.