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    Uhm.. no hate please. first time writing a fanfic... HOW DO I WRITE SUMMARIES?
    ....Based on my life mostly lol.
    ... I am not okay (crying emoji)
    ___

    Tommy struggles in his life, he also has a hard time living. and just everything in general- he has a hard time.
    He's like- mentally not okay not even I can explain lol..
    Plans to k1ll H1mself at the age of 16 or 18 at latest.
    ___

    someone help- why am I doing this again? Oh- enjoy I guess. lots of angst btw. or soon. maybe fluff..? I dunno. I'm like very sadistic I guess.. I barely remember what that means lol.

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    - - - - - -

    Technoblade ran like his life depended on it for it surely did, if he did not run he would crawl, and if he could not crawl then he would drag. If he could not do any? Then he would fight.

     

    Philza believes he can do none of this if his little hachling is in a golden cage like the rest, and is thrilled to oblige.

    - - - - - -

    Hope you enjoy! No specific update scheduled so be warned, may take a bit for the next chapter!

    Have fun!

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    This is literally just a DSMP/OSMP quote book :P

    (I should have a new quote out daily [that's a lie it's when I remember] and if you’re lucky 2 *cough cough* I mean 5…)

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    Fit was just the unfortunate bastard who stepped in at the same time as law enforcement did, caught red-handed ridding one of many corpses of its keep.

    And then came the brave man in blue with the Jacket pressed with golden petals.

     
    Or Fit saves Pac from a group of bandits and helps him find home, and maybe a couple of other things along the way.

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    King Dream has ruled Esempi with cruelty and fear for too long, delivering harsh punishments for even the smallest of crimes and hunting hybrids and mages in order to wipe out any chance at rebellion.

    His biggest threat though? The Kingdom of L’Manberg. A war is inevitable, it’s just a question of when. However with the disappearance of Dream’s son, Prince Theseus, an opportunity arises that could give L’Manberg a crucial advantage.

    But first they have to find him.

     

    ***

     

    Or, Tommy is a runaway Prince, Wilbur is a teacher with too many secrets, Philza and Kristin are trying to avoid a war and Technoblade just wants to do his job

    or or, I can't write one shots only novels so prepare for world building, character development, and arc after arc

    (Cs not CCs)

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    Tommy hits the floor with a thud, limbs aching in every way.
    “You fell. Again.” Technoblade looks at him with an expression that Tommy can’t quite seem to place.

    “Life’s not so easy when you’re not immortal.” Tommy spits back, huffing and pulling himself off the ground. He feels a twinge of fear for snapping at Technoblade like that, but he quickly shatters it.

    “You are mortal, yet you stand before me, refusing to give up.” Technoblade replies, tilting his head up slightly.

    “You are stubborn, and certainly foolish at times.” Technoblade’s gaze seemed to hold Tommy there, as they stared into each other’s irises.

    “But you have a gift that many mortals will never have.” The prince pauses, releasing his eyes from Tommy, and attaching them to the window.

    “You are brave.”

    OR

    Tommy is a teenager living in the Antarctic Empire, ruled by immortal beings. He is alone and starts to wonder what purpose he serves in this world, when Prince Technoblade of the Antarctic Empire takes a particular interest in him. Technoblade recruits him as a servant for the castle. His bond grows with Technoblade and the rest of his royal family, as he discovers something about himself.

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    Cellbit achou que já conhecia de tudo em Quesadilla High, até reencontrar sentimentos por seu ex-melhor amigo, Roier.
    Um garoto mentiroso, idolatrado por todos, mas apenas Cellbit sabe sua verdadeira face.

    ou Roier precisa sobreviver socialmente, e Cellbit não está nos seus planos.

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    Ranboo’s life isn’t easy, her family is probably the cause of all her problems, her mom is always at work so she never has time to take care of the house or the take care of her own kids (or her maybe just not enough time for her). And her dad is just never home rather it’s at work or at the bar and when he is at home well he might as weep not be. So both her parents never have time for her and she’s stuck dealing with her a younger sibling who she has to practically raise. Leaving them with barely any time to even think about their own problems which…..they have a lot of.

     

    Tommy’s life is easy, his family is probably some of best people in his life. His mom has always been there for him no matter what always letting him know that she will always have time for him. And his dad is always by his side when he needs him, helping him through whatever it is that is in his way. They both always made time for him no matter what and even through he has the best family he could ever ask for, and friends he knows that care very deeply about him. He still has problems…..a lot of them actually.

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    Purpled: my past teachers were literal demons bro

    Tommy: maybe not literal but definitely with ill intent 💀

    Purpled: yeah no shit not literal demons don’t exist buddy

    Boobkisser: wrongk
    Boobkisser: Demon very real have u met tommy

    Tommy: i am NYAWT a demon tnx

    Boobkisser: and also the tall man i see when i sleep i think hws a demon

    Tommy: no that’s ranboo

    Ranboo: uhm… Tubbo please get that checked out

    Boobkisser: psaichosis 😍
    Boobkisser: he tells me he is hungry
    Boobkisser: he wants me to feed him the souls of the innocent

    Drista: im telling a trusted adult


    in other words:
    Tommy, an angel, starts freshman year at Essempi high, but evil spirits come to haunt the students and people are dying all over.
    To solve this mystery, Tommy and his friends investigate the strange things happening in the school, while also dealing with their own, non-magical issues.
    =
    feat. many other characters, some ships, and my terrible humor. and also my totally non obvious character biases. mix of chatfic and oneshot!

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    L’manburg was founded just a decade ago and problems have already started to start. All across the globe people have started using their powers for harm instead of good, more laws are being passed trying to restrict the use of them. With this and the newly elected president Schlatt -who is trying to change the country completely- things have gone downhill. Yet Tommy is ready to have a new start, even if that means coming to a completely new country. Tommy gets a job at ‘Captains cafe’ and things are going good. Until his nightmares start to come back and he needs a healthier outlet. Tommy puts on a hoodie and gets an old mask and goes to fight crime, he ends up getting more attention then he would like and ends up having both heroes and villains out to get him. Tommy Danger Kraken Innit is completely ultimately screwed.

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    Leo didn't know what he expected Tommy's previous world to look like. Whatever he'd expected, it wasn't this. The ghost towns, the craters, the downright impossible water physics.

    Well, all the better Leo hadn't included his brothers in this plan– Donnie would have spent so long trying to pick apart and quantify every little oddity they'd have never gotten anything done.

    Either way, whatever came next; if this ended with killing Dream or not, Leo was ready for it.

     

    AKA, Leo and Tommy's horrible DSMP bonding trip to finally kill Dream once and for all.

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    "Did you know your antennas form a little heart whenever you get flushed like that?"

    Purpled's train of thoughts abruptly stopped. He stared, mouth agape. He felt his face suddenly warm in embarrassment. "...Do they?"

    Tommy giggled, and unbeknownst to him, the sound set off butterflies in Purpled's chest. "They do," Tommy said. "They've been doing that since I held your hand on the couch."

    Purpled had to look away; his cheeks were burning. "Oh..."

    Tommy didn't speak for a moment. "I think it's kind of cute..." he said softly, his smile evident in his voice.

    Purpled still hadn't gotten over it, but he smiled. He elevated his gaze to look into Tommy's eyes. "Strange how they only do that when I'm around you, then... huh?"

    ORRRRR

    purpled helps tommy, then tommy helps purpled. tommy is jealous of tubbo and ranboo's relationship. tommy's smile is apparently the only thing amongst the stars that warms purpled's cold mercenary heart... history will say they were roommates;)

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    What was the exact moment Techno got so... good looking? When he got from looking like any weird kid and became... this?

    Dream doesn't know.

    All he knows is that the Piglin hybrid is as handsome as he is annoying. And all he wants to do is shut him up... Maybe with his lips or a punch, he's still deciding.

    or;

    Just Dream and Techno being two stupid simps.

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    "Due to all the stupid superstitions about fae," the lady turned to him and just rolled her eyes at the thought or hi=er statement, "I cannot give you my true name." Yeah, they're trying to save you, Tommy thought bitterly. While he doesn't think he would ever use a name for an 'evil purpose' now that he knows that humans are not all of what they seem, he knows that there are faeries who would use human names for evil. Maybe his own family..

    "However, you may call me a nickname, Moon"

    OR-
    Tommy has an okay life as a fae; he has a great family, but, y'know, overprotective much. Then one day he 'accidentally' (actually though) ended up in the human realm. He starts to figure out things in the mortal world and makes friends, and someone even takes him in! But it turns out he truly underestimates the lengths his family will go to find him.
    Who knew this little escape would cause for sevral dark seacrets tocome out...
    Oh and now he put his favorite person in danger. Great!

    OR, OR-
    My somewhat attempt at making dark SBI and a fae au [insert thumbs up]

    DISCLAIMER: I am only writing about the CHARACTERS. I am NOT writing about the content creators! Please keep that in mind!!

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    Tubbo wanted to say more, but Tommy had enough. "I'm gonna go home." He said, Tubbo turned to look at him. "Will you be safe?" He asked.
    Tommy nodded, standing up and walking over to the ladder he had climbed up to get there.

    "Oh- Bye.." Tubbo waved awkwardly, Tommy didn't respond.

    A plan was forming.

    Quite a stupid one, at that.
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    After TommyInnit's parents are mudered, he goes on a quest to find the murderers and kill them. However, things get tricky when the murderers are revealed to be The Syndicate, a powerful group of supervillains. During this, The Ensemble of Heroes catch wind of two new, up-and-coming vigilantes, and they aren't a fan of their methods for obtaining justice.

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    A borrower is quiet; never heard and never seen and well, Tommys’ always had quite the larger than life personality. Being ‘different’ is what got you killed, so it wasn’t a surprise that when he turned 13, he was given a hook, a bag and told to get lost.

    For 3 years he’s been wandering, trying to find a place to call home, until he comes across a household of 3- Phil, Technoblade and Wilbur Craft. It doesn’t take long for the 3 inch boy to grow attached to the small family and longs to be part of their world. But after a series of unfortunate events cause him to grow, he becomes lost in the human world and is found and brought unknowingly back to his home by Phil.
    Trapped at size he doesn’t know how to navigate, he must work out how to change back without revealing his secret to the Crafts, which is proving challenging when they’re secretly trying to adopt him.

    But Tommy can’t possibly have a life with them now he's big right?

    What would they do if they ever found out what he really was?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    or

    Tommyinnit is a borrower size-shifter and I wanted more Found family sbi fics :D

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    Tommy walks into the common room badly sunburned, not realizing how alarming it looks to everyone else. This fic is a small Snapshot of little things that might worry an alien, while also making friends with the local purple farmer.

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    In which Tommy is powerless and the youngest son of the number two hero. And then he goes out and gets himself killed and becomes best friends with villains.

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    There was a human in Tubbo’s cell. Every fiber of his being buzzed with fear and terror, urged him to get away, but after seeing the human cowering before him, he wasn’t sure what to think.

    He tapped his feet quickly against the floor, thinking. It was still in his cell, doing who knew what.

    “Screw it! I’m going in!” He huffed, pushing up the door and flying inside. His cell was fairly dark, as he’d left it. Nothing was out of place, except for the lanky, curled up shape hidden in one corner.

    Tubbo landed soundlessly on his fuzzy carpet, and padded over to the human. He hesitated a little before reaching out to poke it, and quickly brought all of his hands back close to him just in case.

    The human reached out a shaky hand and pushed his foot away, before bringing it back again.

    “Hm. Well you’re definitely not attacking me."

     

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    I still suck at summaries per the norm. Ranboo's a human in space and meets weirdo alien Tubbo

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    They have made it safely to Australia, and it's a late night, and Sapnap has started a bonfire. Everyone is gathered around the fire, warm and safe with their family. Yoghurt is curled up at Fundy's feet. Everyone is safe, and then Drista asked simply, "Zelus, why'd you turn to killing people?" George's answer would send them all down memory lane.
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    updates every Monday (as long as I remember to). First chapter is a foreword, trigger warnings, and nickname list. tags may change. Chapters is a rough estimate on how many there will be.

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