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    You'd think John would be better prepared for the end of the world. What with his superior knowledge on movies. But he finds himself thrown head first into a shitty B film style zombie apocalypse. will him and his new friends survive to live in the new undead normal? or will they be picked off one by one. unable to find a cure in all the carnage.

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    Droog is usually logical, but sometimes we let oursleves fall into fantasy and it bleeds to our reality. A reality that can shatter with a simple scream in a fight.

    dammit I like slickdroog okay? But damm do I love unrequited slickdroog even more.

    (I don't usually like putting this at my fics but so sorry if it's shit I haven't writeen anything for these two ever and like I'm extremely nervous this is ooc ehehhrrhehehshdhs, escpecially since the plot isn't the most fluffy thing out there hsaj)

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    It’s been over a decade since that bright green architectural nightmare of a mansion burned down. Last night, the owner was found dead. Beaten, bruised, and stabbed 64 times. The murder follows the pattern of a local serial killer, dubiously dubbed Jack Noir by authorities. The large gaps in four womens’ memories beg to tell another story.

    Terezi Pyrope, a pathetic paralegal that thrives on approval, seeing 20/20 only in hindsight. Charged by a nuclear power plant’s worth of self preservation, energizing her every selfish thought. Vriska Serket, a low-functioning know-it-all with problems so hereditary her blood runs hot with fire-scorched irons and cold with hemocyanin. Rose Lalonde, a verbose, self-righteous author that just wants a peaceful engagement with her fiance. Fugue states be damned. Kanaya Maryam, a neurotic problem solver and a devout obsessive-compulsive. A grudge-gripping Greek fury with a bad habit of putting others' needs before hers. Especially if they involve her fiance, Rose.

    Their root connection? They all grew up within the Cult of the Green Sun, roaming the maze-like halls of the garish once-green pile of soot and closetbound skeletons.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. Sburb AU divergence from Real Men Wear Tights.

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    “Your plans never work on their own. I always have to fix things you mess up, Slick!” He could feel his forehead heating up. There was no way this would end well for anyone. That didn't bother him as much as maybe it should have. He had some steam to work off too.

    “Guys, Deuce isn't back here.” Boxcars was quiet, still likely suffering from the gunshots, but there was a subdued sort of panic in his voice. A strain that Droog didn't like.

    If the way Slick went slack meant anything, their leader didn't like the tone or the news either.

    Within a few seconds they started up again, took a sharp U-turn on the street, and headed back to The Felt's hideout.

    Slick, for once, was silent. It wouldn't last, but it was a welcome relief from the incessant words he'd been spewing.

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    They don't usually do this unless they've been drinking first. It's all about the plausible deniability. There's a balance they maintain that part of that means no casual sex unless they've got something to blame it on. It's an ego thing. Except right now, Droog couldn't give a fuck about his ego.

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    A re-telling of Homestuck, abridged, revised, and re-written.

     

    Listen on Youtube [Click Here]

    Note as of 12/7/24: Some of the images linked via Imgbox aren't loading. I am working on fixing this.

     

    Listen on Bandcamp [Click Here]

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    In a world slightly different from our own, an intrepid problem sleuth named Patrick Sloan attempts to hire a shadowy mobster known as Jack Vantas in the hopes that their respective teams of detectives and gangsters can take down two kingpins of organized crime: Lawrie English and a newcomer known only as DMK.

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    When a young and parentless boy gets adopted into a troll friend group, he unknowingly starts a rivalry between himself and the short, shouty leader of the group. Completely unaware that this is the beginning of the end of his normal, totally cool, and completely trauma-free teenage life.

     

    A Davekat Lilo and Stitch au
    Don't worry, it isn't a direct copy and paste of the movie, but you'll notice some similarities here and there!

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    Go ahead and open up to me, Jack. Pour out your contemptible soul. I am going to make you unhinged.
    Rose becomes the Sovereign Slayer's therapist.

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    There's a new gang in Gotham, one that appeared out of nowhere. They're strange, they're dangerous, and they're violently shaking up the underworld. The Batfamily has their work cut out for them trying to get to the bottom of things. Who are these people, and what could possibly be motivating their actions?

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    Your name is Spades Slick, and have you mentioned lately how you hate clowns?

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    Four human kids enter the Medium seeking to escape their dying world. It's a familiar story across Paradox Space. It keeps happening. Today, it's happening to cloistered VTuber Haru Arakawa; his(her?) maybe-boyfriend, Canadian cowboy Colt Graham; Colt's shutterbug cousin, Kate Labelle; and Kate's dirtbag girlfriend, Izzy Durante.

    Can their extremely tenuous bonds of friendship survive this ultimate test? (No)

    Will Trolls show up? (Eventually)

    How convoluted will this get? Buddy, you are NOT prepared!

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    A LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN -- ACT I
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    Patrick Sloan, a problem sleuth of the "highest" caliber, and his associates "Ace" Dick Dunn and Peter Inesco attempt to hire the infamous gang of ne'er-do-wells known as The Midnight Crew to help them crack a case that has had him puzzled for some time now.
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    This limited edition of the ongoing story's first act collects and refurbishes the previously separate Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman, Associates of a Legitimate Businessman, Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman, Investigation of a Legitimate Businessman, and Lifestyle of a Legitimate Businessman in one multichaptered work for ease of access and new insights. Come read this newer, more definitive edition of the fic that people are calling "hardboiled" and "sparsely updated"!

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    Instead of traveling forward in time five thousand years, our heroes settle down and attempt to build a civilization, slowly coming into their own as gods. In their small but growing domain, many stories weave together into a single, immense timeline.

    Also a ton of bullshit occurs. But this is not particularly new.

    (Stories are all set at different points in the timeline, organized chronologically - the years will be listed as Post-Landing, as in "x number of years after they put Earth C in the new universe." Reading in order is not strictly necessary, but may be helpful at times.)

    We now have a Discord server!!! Come hang w us!!!

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    There's an office in midtown with "PS, AD, & PI, Private Detectives" frosted on the glass. The three rivals turned partners were just trying to scratch out a living when they fell right in the middle of something big, something dangerous, something kept in a file marked 'MK'.

    Paul Shepard is a man possessed, hunting the man who hunts him and his team. Somewhere between the drug trafficking and extortion rackets, between the gambling rings and back alley brothels, Shepard finds help in the most unexpected of places.

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    You are the right hand man of the Midnight Crew, which really means you are Spades Slick’s babysitter. You don’t actually mind keeping him in line. His temper is vicious but so is your own, and you know how to keep his head on straight when it counts. You just wish being his right hand man actually meant something to Slick. You’re the closest to him, always have been, but it seems you’re just another employee with a fancy title. You doubt he’d consider you an associate, forget about friends.
    Your brow furrows, putting the first dent in your calm facade. He never did appreciate you, or if he did he never bothered to show it. After all he may have built this city but it’s you who’s held it together. You grip the cigarette in your lips and leave it there, freeing your hands. You take Slick’s disheveled shirt collar in your fists and yank his face up close to yours, only bending slightly down to meet him as the toes of his leather dress shoes brush the floor.
    “If you don’t need me,” your eyes narrow, “then get rid of me.”

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    In the long-awaited sequel to THE TALK, we follow the stabchildren as they embark shakily on the world of romantic entanglements. And their parents, as they deal with it in variously horrible ways.

    Valentine's Day stabdads fic.

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