20 Bookmarked Items in Programmer Handsome Jack (Borderlands)
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Kill Them With Success, Bury Them With A Smile by loki_dokey
Fandoms: Borderlands, Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom
23 Jun 2016
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Jack is sick of being ridiculed and embarrassed by the Hyperion CEO. He goes above and beyond the call of duty but what does he get for it? Absolutely fuck all.
Well, almost fuck all.
What he does get is a mouthy, good-for-nothing-yet-painfully-competent, annoyingly pretty intern that he doesn't want anything to do with....At first.
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The whores that raise Rhys give him a going away present before he leaves Promethea for a long and rewarding career with Atlas; a chance to loose his 'v' card with a rather attractive Alpha delegate visiting from Hyperion. After a pleasant night, Rhys is pretty sure that's that. But then he keeps meeting the man. Again. And again. And again.
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- English
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- 11/11
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You head down to Pandora on a date with Jack and end up giving him a noteworthy notch under his belt. Will he end up earning a second date?
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Rhys meets Timothy the day before his and Jacks wedding and is fast friends with his alpha's twin. The night before his honeymoon, all of those feelings shatter when Tim does something unthinkable to him, for the first time...but definitely not the last.
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- Part 6 of AU-gust 2020
- Part 1 of Bad Tim AU (Working Title)
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- English
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- 8,089
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- 1/1
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Timothy Lawrence ran off to college as soon as he could, intent on getting away from his family and actually doing something with his life... But now he has to deal with drug addictions, people mistaking him for some rich prick, and literally starving. He’s really not sure how to deal with this… Except yeah, he is. This has been his whole life, minus the whole “being mistaken for a rich prick” part.
Jack is trying to set up a good life while doing something he loves after leaving home, but college is a different (and far more frustrating) monster than high school, and he keeps being mistaken for someone named Tim…? Eh, maybe college won’t be that bad. Maybe he’ll even end up with a friend out of the deal!
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Timothy is the cutest, as always. Love the casual setting, kinda sad that it only have two chapters but i will take what i can get
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Alpha Jack and Omega Rhys are a married couple raising Jack's infant daughter, Angel together and the two of them are incredibly happy... until Jack's twin brother moves in with him and starts to regular terrorize Rhys right under his brothers nose and eventually tries to steal the omega away for himself. (fics will not take place in any particular order, there will be some light spots but this is mainly a VERY DARK AU so heed the tags therein please)
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A place for my Rhack Feels™️.
If a work can be consumed as a standalone, it is filed away here.
[gifts inspired by an existing work, collab pieces set up with a co-creator, & additions to a specific universe/series are not included]
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"You and me, kiddo! We're gonna shake things up on Pandora."
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“I hate this,” Jack told him. “I wanted to go to bed at 9:00. Do not expect this of me again.”
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- Part 6 of Rhack Attack 🥊
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Jack is Rhys' supervisor, and Vaughn sees more than he could ever let on about them two. Crack!Fic
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Rhys has been abused and used by his ever so loving fiancé. An on looker coworker sees this too and tries to help him with his issues but finds that maybe his coworker isn't so innocent himself.
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50 Kisses for 50 Ships by ThePlatypusPrincess
Fandom: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, Batman: The Telltale Series (Video Game), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Borderlands (Video Games), Daredevil (TV), DC Animated Movie Universe, DCU, DCU (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse), Dishonored (Video Games), Hannibal (TV), Hellsing, John Wick (Movies), Lucifer (Comic), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Outlast (Video Games), Resident Evil (Movies - Anderson), The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Mummy (1999), The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008), The Mummy Returns (2001), The Sandman (Comics), The Witcher (TV), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, Venom (Comics), Venom (Marvel Movies), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021), 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
12 Sep 2023
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It has occurred to me that I have quite a few ships and wanted to see if I had enough to fill an entire meme prompt. Turns out I do, so I gave each a kiss.
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Up-and-coming Hyperion stooges Rhys and Jack are shipped off to Eden-6 to present their newest ECHO tech invention, but it's not exactly the romantic long weekend away Rhys was hoping for. Jack's temper flares at the drop of a hat, and when just a few too many things go wrong, he's ready to explode. It's lucky that Rhys is a glutton for punishment.
Did someone say dubious AU bloodplay? ...No? I wrote some anyway.
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It's only when Timothy and Rhys are alone does Rhys see who the alpha really is.
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- Part 2 of Bad Tim AU (Working Title)
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Not-Yet-Handsome Jack's outer monologue while watching Baby Angel one seemingly ordinary day.
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- Part 13 of Scattershots
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My submissions for AU-Gust 2020!
An AU Every day~
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Jack had worked on this for months now.
A little program, a little buddy friend, to stand in the corner of his screen and keep him "company".
It did all what it was intended to do, remind him of things, tell him the time, open files and documents, anything Jack told it to do and had programmed it to do.
But when Jack found the little guy doing something it wasn't programmed to do, he began to worry.
Especially when it happened more and more.
And Markiplier began acting more and more like a human, instead of a program.- Language:
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- 17,663
- Chapters:
- 11/?
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- 71
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Lilith wanted someone to help her make Roland jealous, and Jack was just a sucker for a dangerous woman. Neither knew what they were getting themselves into, how badly the mission to save the moon was going to end, or how awkward this was going to be in hindsight.
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Rhys arrives at Helios and is immediately locked into an agreement with Jack.
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Vasquez sends Jack an exotic porn link on the clock, and Jack can't help but indulge...