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    Performance Issues, HotGuy?
    By Grian

     

    In recent weeks, HotGuy has been leaving much to be desired on the battlefield. It seems after many long, hard fights, he just can’t keep it up. He used to be quite anal about his victories, but now he’s had a few close calls. Could it be that his arrows just aren’t what they used to be? Is he firing blanks? I wouldn’t be surprised if his enemies are having to fake their defeat. Of course, HotGuy is far from the only man who struggles to hit the target, so maybe I shouldn’t be so harsh.
    Three of HotGuy’s record fights for injuries and collateral damage have all occurred this month, an alarming statistic in the face of the continued attacks. The root of the issue may be difficult to swallow…

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    Grian had been fighting off his age regression for years. After being proved that it wasn't safe for him, he had vowed to protect his little self, even if that meant it would never see the light of day again.

    Though, he can't seem to keep up the facade forever.

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    Tango, a Nether-born, just wants a quiet life in the city, far away from heroes and villains.

    But when a bright-eyed Avian named Jimmy crashes into his world with a mysterious puzzle and an even bigger heart, Tango finds himself pulled into something far greater than he expected.

    As elemental forces stir and secrets begin to surface, Tango must decide what kind of life he wants to live.

    Oh, and the world could be ending.

    (There's too much plot to fit in the summary but there's lots of ranchers. :)

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    These three being domestic and cute ^-^

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    Xisuma is a hero, but after talking with the new recruits he understands the lengths the Hero Commission is going to take down the HC Crew.

    Good thing he has a man on the inside.

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    Or X and Ex kidnap kids for their safety

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    Xisuma gets roped into a relationship

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    Having managed to escape Them, at last, Xelqua can't help but smile. Even as the world starts loading in, causing Xelqua to start plummeting down towards the lush green grass, his wings uselessly and uncomfortably bound to his back, he can't help but be glad to have finally escaped.

    or: another 'grian escapes the watchers and crashes onto hermitcraft' fic

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    Notice of a proposed class action settlement, RE: Horse Head Farms, IOUs, and the high possibility that some Hermits got their souls stolen in Season Eight.

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    "I don't want to pry," Xisuma said when they were speaking before his official invitation to join. "And not answering won't change whether or not you get whitelisted. We admins just prefer to have a heads up if anything's likely to come trying to dig you up, so we can keep you and everyone else safe."

    Grian thought back to obsidian and endstone and blood, to tattered wings and torn robes and so so many unseeable eyes, and swallowed hard.

    "No," he said, his voice shaky. "No, I don't think anyone will come looking for me."

    "Okay," Xisuma answered, and that was that.

    Until they invited two new people to the server.

    or, the Hermitcraft Backstory Rule says that you don't ask other people about their backstory, you let them tell it if they want to and leave it be if they don't.

    Unfortunately for Grian, one of the newest Hermits was also a player on his old server - one he'd thought had been dead for years - and she's going to drag his backstory kicking and screaming into the light whether she means to or not.

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    The Higher-Ups wanted Xisuma to hurt Mumbo for this. He had no good reason not to hurt Mumbo Jumbo, a redstone genius he’d hosted for years– no good reason not to flaunt his authority and take him apart at the base level, and it would feel good, wouldn’t it, wouldn’t it feel so great and entertaining–

    “Several Hermits lost their whole inventories in the explosion,” Xisuma pointed out, thinking very loudly about those inventories and nothing else. “Let’s see, there’s Stress, Iskall, Grian, Scar, False…”

    “Yes, and– and Etho. That’s put him behind on the blaze farm, but I could help with that, also, and provide– I could make it up to people,” Mumbo said, voice breaking. “It is a lot of damage. I know.”

    Unruly and irresponsible, the observers echoed, a rasp at the base of Xisuma’s brain. Watching. Not even that interesting. There are standards to uphold, Admin Xisumavoid. We would hate to replace you.

    “There are standards to uphold,” Xisuma echoed miserably.

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      If Xisuma had wanted to punish him physically, it was a reasonable assumption that he would hit him, and that blow would probably involve his hands somehow. Fists. A backhand. How many ways could you hurt someone by hitting them? Messing about with the shape and direction of your hand changed the implications, surely, since a slap seemed somehow more insulting than a punch to the face.

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      Not my usual fandom but holy shit???????

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     GeminiTay: hey guys….
    I have a question
    or maybe more like a concern actually

    Iskall85:  whats up?

    GeminiTay:  well I ran into Ren earlier at the shops
      and he was acting kinda weird right? 

    Grian:  Nothing strange there

    Mumbo:  sounds typical to me
    ah beat me to it carry on

    GeminiTay:  well he’s not talking and he was just wandering around as a wolf
    which maybe that is normal for him??
    but now he’s following me home and it’s starting to freak out my cats

    (Not A Chatfic -- just starts with some chat messages)

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    A very different sort of Tommy ends up in Hermitcraft.

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    Based on the Eburnean AU by Blublu_by (@bludobyy on Instagram).

    If you haven’t heard of it, seriously go check it out, it’s amazing. Essentially, after breaking out of prison, Dream fulfills his promise to kill and revive Tommy over and over again. When he’s done, Tommy isn’t the same. His hair is pure white from being revived so many times, he doesn’t speak, and he no longer reacts to anything, even pain.

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    Now with a oneshot book!

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    Grian is hopelessly smitten for Scar, who is a little too preoccupied to notice.

    Hotguy tries to impress and swoon a brick wall in the shape of his superhero partner, Cuteguy.

    Scar's preoccupation? Being Hotguy.

    Cuteguy's attitude? Pretty normal, actually.

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    Essentially my own superhero AU inspired by Watch Out for the Lucky and Double Hearted! As such, it's also inspired by Miraculous Ladybug, but I promise I'm not gonna fuck up the writing that bad... we've just got the love square and irl friends as superheros, that's about it!

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    Dear G. Xelqua,
    It is our greatest honor to formally invite you to the audition to be the superhero HotGuys newest sidekick. Not only has your past action caught our eyes within the Hero Association, but HotGuy has chosen you, among others, himself.
    Please see the attached documents and follow the instructions for the final judgment. Congratulations, and remember: Eyes in the Sky Keep Everyone Safe.

    Grain feels his eyes widen as he reads the letter. He was shaking, accidentally crumbling the paper in his hands. He lifts the letter closer to his face, just to make sure that he's read it correctly. Then he read it again. Then one more time to make sure.

     

    or, HotGuy is forced to have a sidekick CuteGuy. Both don't really like each other. Good thing Grian has ulterior motives, trying to find his missing family and all that. Wait, Boatem, Scars family, is also missing? What a coincidence...

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    Avians like to perch on things to make them taller, despite the fact that they have wings. The Hermits make for wonderful perches for Grian.

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    EX has been working in Exile at night to assist Xisuma in his attempts to cause mischief on the edge of the world. His night gets extremely out of hand when he finds himself pinned under a werewolf in the middle of the forest around New Hermiton.

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    My favorite out of all the fics I've written. The ones that I think had the best writing, plot, interactions, or just felt impactful to me as I was writing. I stuck them in an easy place so if you enjoy one, you can have the choice to look at more of my best and brightest! I hope you enjoy!!

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    Grian had been running for what felt like hours, gliding through the deep void in an attempt to escape the Watchers.
    After finally finding a server to hide in he quickly realises that it was, in fact, not abandoned as he had assumed.

    When Xisuma went to check the new Hermitcraft Server he saw an intruder hack into it - quite literally.
    Though it quickly turns out that the intruder was more a fugitive, running away from the very monsters the admin hated with his entire being.

    Walking a thin line between truth and lie Grian tries his best to cling to the new safe haven to heal up and hide from his captors, making more connections than he had preferred.
    Sadly the Watchers had their own plans with their little disobedient experiment.

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    The end was nice as it always was.

    Xisuma enjoyed the end, it was his home after all. He could finally take off his helmet and just breathe, filling his lungs with the cold thin air of the void. The air of the over-world was potions to Voidwalkers strangely enough. It was too thick to breathe in, yet Xisuma made do with what he had.

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    Or Xisuma, Grian and Wels go to the end without realize a Watcher got onto the server. They were after Grian however someone stops them.

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