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Philza struggles with his decision to (illegally) adopt two tiny, traumatized terrors into his one bedroom apartment.
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How Techno received his “Art of War” book. Takes place between “Not a Hero but a good man” and “Wilbur’s guide to retiring with style”. Can be read alone or just with “Not a hero but a good man”.
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- Part 3 of One Poor Decision/A Leap Of Faith
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- English
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Ten years, four months, and sixteen days.
That’s how long it’s been since Techno was kidnapped.
It doesn’t feel real anymore. Techno doesn’t feel real anymore. Like this has always been a family of four, like he never existed at all.
Phil stares at the photograph on his desk, the bright smile frozen in time, and he feels like his heart’s going to burst.
Today is Techno’s birthday. He would’ve been nineteen.
Because he- he’s dead now, right? He has to be. They wouldn’t have kept him for ten years, they would’ve let him go by now. Someone would’ve found him. -
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Technoblade is known by a few names, but to Dream the only name that matters to him is Murderer. Until Techno confesses so easily, then helps Dream catch a copycat, and then helps Dream solve quite a few crimes.
...Maybe Technoblade wasn't in the wrong for all that murder. Maybe Technoblade had help. And Maybe Dream won't tell anyone about that.
Maybe Dream might just grow a fondness for the pretty pink hair, occasional laugh and grey eyes of Technoblade.
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- Part 6 of MCYT AUS
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(friend-safe-bright) speaks up again, voice faded as Techno drifts back into sleep.
“Phil, they messed up his wings really badly. Do you think… Will he ever be able to fly?”
A heavy pause. Techno yawns.
“..I don’t know.”
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“And she was always cold towards bats, too, and could not bear them; and yet I think a bat is as friendly a bird as there is.” — Mark Twain
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- Part 4 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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A Way Out (A Way Home) by WinglessStripedOwl
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
24 Jun 2025
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Technoblade was an average guy, he watched his college lessons, went to work and played video games. He was never into "There's life out there in space!!" kind of thing, he liked movies or games about aliens but otherwise it was whatever really.
Now, trapped behind a holographic energy field, he regrets it.
Maybe there was some information he could've gotten, some clue as to why they do this or some way to plead, to implore, for them to stop.
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Techno’s bus stop is two blocks away from Phil’s house. Two blocks isn’t that far to walk, he can do that. It’s good exercise. It’s a public street, there are plenty of people around, nothing will happen.
But now.
Cassius is standing in the middle of the sidewalk, right in Techno’s way. He looks angry.
Techno can’t move.or, READ THE TAGS AND CONTENT WARNINGS
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- Part 3 of so different from this hell i lived in
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After being deemed unfit to serve in the war due to the glitch known as ‘divergence’ Techno is sent back to his primary, Phil. As the days turn into months, Phil and his family try to convince Techno to accept his glitch and accept that he has gained human emotions.
He refuses to be seen as broken and so fights against anything Phil tries to do to “help him”. This leads Phil to making him try group therapy with other divergent androids. As Techno joins the glitchy group of metal he starts to uncover memories unknown to him about his time on the battlefield, feel things he refuses to put a name to and slowly come to the realization that a hunk of metal like him can love.
All because Phil, Tommy and Kristin refuse to believe he’s unworthy of a family.
Or: War android Techno gains consciousness and struggles through the motions of everything that comes with it.
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- Part 10 of 🥐2024🍞
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As Phil passes behind Technoblade, he lightly places his hand on the top of the teen’s head- a mostly unconscious gesture, contact made dozens of times with a dozen different kids. Meaningless, just a ‘hey, this is where I’m at.’
Technoblade goes utterly stiff, crouching down a bit, ears flattening against his head. “Don’t,” he breathes, creaky and nearly silent.
Phil yanks his hand away like he’s been burned, coming around to crouch around the corner of the table where Technoblade can see him. “Don’t what?” he asks.
“Please,” Techno whispers. “Please don’t.”or, READ THE TAGS AND CONTENT WARNINGS.
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- Part 1 of so different from this hell i lived in
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“My son has been kidnapped by hunters.”
Jack stiffens for a moment, flames igniting themselves in top of his head. Before smoke can fill the building, the Blaze pauses, looking down to Tommy.
“But Tommy is right there..?”
Phil shakes his head. “Not him, my eldest son.”
“Since when did you have two sons??”
“I’ve always had two sons.” Phil answers simply.
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“When the crows have something to say, we should listen to them. Sometimes, ignoring them makes it worse and whatever they’re trying to tell you won’t go away just because you don’t want to accept their warnings.” — Vernon Oickle
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- Part 3 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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"Yes father."
Technoblade whispered, trying with all his mind, strength and soul not to tremble.
"Incompetance is unbecoming of a Cavendish. God has plans for all his children and you are what? Spitting in the face of God? Spitting in the face of your mother and father whom you should respect?"
A chill went down Technoblades spine.
"No father- it won't happen again. I swear!"
"Again with the excuses."
His mother hissed and grabbed his arm. Hard. Technoblade bit his tongue to stifle the whine as his mother started to drag him down the hall. Technoblade could hardly keep up, stumbling and fumbling to keep from falling.
"Mother-! Mother I apologise! It won't happen again!"
| | Yeeeaaa Techno is rich, rich parents means strict parents, you see where I'm going with this? Yea you saw the good parent Phil tag. Another abused child learns how to accept love. EXCEPT WITH VIOLIN ‼️‼️
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Sometimes a Family Is a Dimension-Traveling Bartender, a Lonely Guy, And a Traumatized Teenager by celestial_chickpea
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Apr 2025
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Phil meets Techno on the first worst day of his life. And on the second. And the third. If Phil was the type to believe in conspiracy.... well he'd almost be suspicious at this point.
~Temporarily on hiatus, check bsky for updates~
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Something weird is going on with Techno.
Now, Tommy thinks just about everything about Techno is weird. Not Techno himself- Tommy’s had a lot of weird foster siblings, he’s used to ‘weird’ kids.
But still. There’s just something… off.
Today, when Tommy gets up, he finds Techno sitting at the kitchen table with his head in his hands, looking like he’s about to break down in tears, and Tommy decides he needs an answer.
“What’s wrong?” he asks, plopping down beside Techno at the table.
“I don’t want to talk about it,” Techno mutters.
“I know something’s wrong. What is it, are they hurting you-”Series
- Part 6 of touch
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He turned to Techno, "Big Man Tommy Innit at your service."
Wilbur let out a noise that sounded very much like a strangled seal. Tommy whipped his head around with the speed of a cobra, "Oi, what're you laughing at?"
They dissolved into an argument over whether or not Tommy was a Big Man while Philza sighed and rubbed at the space behind the feathers located near his ears. He turned around and led Techno up the gangplank while Tommy chased Wilbur around the loading area.
"I hope you recognize the terrible mistake you've made by agreeing to this job, mate."
Or: Techno is a human who hops on the SBI crew and is now trying to hide his trauma and humanity.
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- Part 1 of Techno in Space AU
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I will fight (Just to get a taste) by da_internet_cat
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Feb 2025
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Technoblade wasn't used to problems like this.
Problems Techno was familiar dealing with were stuff like fish at some of his hunting grounds rapidly declining in numbers, or accidentally cutting himself on the small pieces of metal that littered parts of the ocean floor.
Big problems like these wasn't supposed to happen, and if they did, Techno was always more prepared.
But right now, there wasn't just one big problem Techno had to deal with, but two.A summer storm was approaching, and there was a ship in Techno's water.
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Techno's only had the human for a day and a half but if anything happened to him he'd kill everyone in this ecosystem and then. kinda cry.OR OR
Mershifter Technoblade is a bit paranoid towards humans, Wilbur is delighted with his new b̶r̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ friend, Phil is trying to keep everyone on the same continent, Ranboo is Ranboo and Tommy is probably off somewhere doing crimes.Series
- Part 1 of a universal truth (betweeen me and you)
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His hands still shake at the reminder of what they'd done—of what he'd done.
I didn’t have a choice.
I didn’t have a choice.
I didn’t have a choice.
I didn’t, I really didn’t, Techno told himself.It was either that or die, there was nothing else I could do, he repeated, chanted it like a prayer.
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A car pulls in. Techno glances out the window, and Tommy almost literally throws his homework across the room to get over there and keep him from collapsing.
Techno’s gone even more pale than usual, practically paper white, and his breathing is weird. Tommy thinks he might be crying.
“No, no no no…” he’s whispering, almost silent. “No, no, they promised, they- they- they promised-”
“Take Techno to the master bedroom,” Kristin says. “Lock yourselves in. Don’t come out until Phil and I get there.”
“What’s going on, who is he-” Tommy asks.
“He’s someone who hurt Techno. Very badly. Get to the bedroom and lock yourselves in, right now.”Series
- Part 5 of touch
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Technoblade was a monster, a warrior, a weapon.
But never a person, much less a child...But when Dream discovers his secret, who he really is, the admin decides to use him as an example for everyone to see what happens to those who don't follow Dream. However, Techno manages to escape and learns to be what he never expected... he learned to be a person, he learned to be a child.
(This is a horrible summary maybe I'll change it later... but anyway, here's the first chapter of my Hermit!Techno AU! I hope you enjoy it)
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- Part 1 of Hermit Techno
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If we were on opposite sides, what would you do? by Astrii
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Jan 2025
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Boom, boom, boom. More gunshots. Tommy gagged, his hands shaking, he couldn’t hear anything any more. Everything was ringing, he could feel himself stumble back. A slight stumble, but it was obvious.
…he moved, didn’t he? He prepared for the gunshot that would follow, but there was nothing that shot at him.
The people behind and around him collapsed into heaps on the floor, a pool of blood beginning to form onto what used to be a crystal clear floor.
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squid games, bedrock bros edition™️ tommy is part of the game, and techno’s a guard. whatever will they do?
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And now, Phil was tired, all he wanted to do was close his eyes and sleep. The snow was soft.
Before he could close his eyes there was a blurry person (?) not far from him. Maybe he could be saved? He didn't know, he just felt tired.
Maybe travelling in a artic biome without Techno was a stupid idea but Phil insisted that he could survive on his own.
Maybe that was a lie.
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At first, it was okay. Cassius stayed out of Techno’s space, and Techno stayed out of his, and Phil and Kristin still helped Techno do his schoolwork and all that.
And then the bad things started.
Techno- he thinks it’s bad, anyway. It feels bad, it hurts and makes him feel sick but he- he doesn’t know. Because Cassius- he keeps saying it’s just a game, he keeps saying that it’s supposed to feel good.
He also said not to talk about it. Techno hasn’t.Series
- Part 4 of touch