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In Which Optimus Prime Loses a Kismesis, Megatron Takes a Chance, and Everyone Else Gets a Clue by tanarill for astolat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Homestuck
11 Sep 2018
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The stereotype is that humans make the best auspitices. It was, after all, a human who decided to step up to being the most necessary auspitice in galactic history. And it is true that, of the humans who choose to engage in mech romance, a statistically significant number of them don't even make an attempt at concupiscent quadrants. No one has ever held it against them, since their own unique biology requires that some minimum number of them stay concupiscent with each other. Humans make poor moirails, it's said, because they don't do social monogamy; and they make great auspitices, for the same reason.
The truth, as ever, is more complicated.
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- Part 1 of Cybertronian Quadrant Shenanigans
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Instead of traveling forward in time five thousand years, our heroes settle down and attempt to build a civilization, slowly coming into their own as gods. In their small but growing domain, many stories weave together into a single, immense timeline.
Also a ton of bullshit occurs. But this is not particularly new.
(Stories are all set at different points in the timeline, organized chronologically - the years will be listed as Post-Landing, as in "x number of years after they put Earth C in the new universe." Reading in order is not strictly necessary, but may be helpful at times.)
We now have a Discord server!!! Come hang w us!!!
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Cybertronian Quadrant Shenanigans by tanarill
Fandom: Homestuck, Transformers - All Media Types
08 Nov 2019
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a cool tomtord fanfic, written by someone who has seen too many bad tomtord fanfics and wants to write a good one
(aka watch these boys be assholes)
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The Carnation's Rein by HarleyTraveler
Fandom: Back to the Future (Movies), Black Rock Shooter - All Media Types, Digimon Adventure, Digimon Adventure Zero Two | Digimon Adventure 02, Digimon Frontier, Digimon Savers | Digimon Data Squad, Digimon Tamers, Digimon Xros Wars | Digimon Fusion, Doctor Who (2005), G Gundam, Glitch Techs (Cartoon), Gravity Falls, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Gundam & Related Fandoms, Gundam 00, Gundam Build Divers, Gundam Unicorn, Half Life, Half-Life, Hiveswap, Homestuck, Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Kill la Kill, Kill la Kill (Anime & Manga), Last Exile, Last Exile: Fam The Silver Wing, Myst Series, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Obduction (Video Game), Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Power Rangers, Power Rangers Jungle Fury, Power Rangers R.P.M., Power Rangers RPM, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), RWBY, Soul Eater, Stargate - All Media Types, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Steins;Gate, Sword Art Online, Sword Art Online (Anime & Manga), Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, The Owl House, Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters, Yumekui Merry, Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger, ロード・エルメロイⅡ世の事件簿 - 三田誠 | Lord El-Melloi II Case Files - Sanda Makoto, 機動戦士ガンダム 水星の魔女 | Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury (Anime), 機動戦士ガンダム 鉄血のオルフェンズ | Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans, 魔進戦隊キラメイジャー | Mashin Sentai Kiramager
13 Aug 2024
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The Multiverse is a grand, wide, and expansive place. Different stories take place within it, and sometimes even intertwine.
While the stories here in this collection have their own series collections that bind them together... they still exist within a common setting.
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You start to question your role in your session - what did it mean to be you when there are so many universes with you in them, after all?
Luckily for you, Terezi Pyrope is there to try to put you on the right track.
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Stargate: Alternia by HarleyTraveler
Fandom: Bionicle - All Media Types, Digimon Xros Wars | Digimon Fusion, Glitch Techs (Cartoon), Gundam & Related Fandoms, Half Life, Half-Life, Hiveswap, Homestuck, Kill la Kill (Anime & Manga), Last Exile: Fam The Silver Wing, Myst Series, Obduction (Video Game), Power Rangers, Power Rangers Jungle Fury, Power Rangers R.P.M., Power Rangers RPM, Stargate - All Media Types, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Steins;Gate, Sword Art Online, Sword Art Online (Anime & Manga), The Owl House, Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters, Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger, ロード・エルメロイⅡ世の事件簿 - 三田誠 | Lord El-Melloi II Case Files - Sanda Makoto, 機動戦士ガンダム 水星の魔女 | Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury (Anime), 魔進戦隊キラメイジャー | Mashin Sentai Kiramager
21 Aug 2024
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In which Jake Harley sets off a chain reaction of a different series of events by getting interested in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT circular shaped Portal Device than the one most are Used To.
Contains No less than: Three Super Novaing Stars, Grievous Bodily Harm with a Lightsaber knockoff, Multiple Crossover Elements, Stargate Shenanigans A Plenty, atleast Six cases of Unauthorized Cloning, A Frankly Absurd Amount of Time Travel, a couple time skips, over a full season of giant Megazord battles, talking gemstones, and More!
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Thinking wasn't usually Xefros's strong suit, at least according to Dammek. But ever since Joey showed up on Alternia, he hasn't been able to stop thinking.
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shag, emotionally devastate beyond all recognition, kill by artreactor
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 Feb 2022
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Jake remembers that he hates Fanta. TLDR: This causes the ego death of thousands.
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This fic is a Dirkjake masterwork. I really loved the cruel back and forth between the two and especially the creative ways Jake found ways to get back at him. The narration is incredibly written, as expected from an author with such an excellent grasp on Dirk ans Jake’s voices. Incel Dirk was incredible. Rifp Dave
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Difficulty in disrobing has saved me from many an encounter.
You know what else can ""save"" you from an encounter? Saying no once in a while
No is such a long word dirk
Its why i like to cut out the middle man and block you on pesterchum
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How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s overCurrent Progress:
Act 1 - Chapters 1 - 22
Act 2 - Chapters 23 - ?Series
- Part 1 of The Counting Deities Verse
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ch 13
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It's One, Two, Three
How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s overHomestuck X Marvel
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An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.
Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.
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adiosToreador [AT] started trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] at 12:48 PM
AT: uM, rOSE ARE YOU, uM.
AT: aRE YOU, oKAY?
AT: sOUNDS PRETTY UM, fRANTIC, uP THERETT: palae come ehre
AT: wHAT, uM.
AT: i MEAN I UM, i UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU, sAID, i JUST
TT: hurry
AT: aGAIN ARE YOU, uHH, dOING OKAY?
AT: aCTUALLY THATS, a STUPID QUESTION I THINK
AT: iM COMING UPadiosToreador [AT] ceased trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] at 12:51 PM
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When your job releases a new product, Eridan suddenly finds himself attracted to you much more than before. But to your surprise, you aren't upset about it. But is this newfound affection here to stay?
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there was this prompt, both characters reach for the last of the same candy, and my first thought was ah yes, kismesissitude. of course. so here's how i imagine black romance works out in a human verse
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- Part 8 of old fics i never got around to posting
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Jade has a date tonight. Unfortunately, she has to get through a stressful day of being a goddess first.
[Set in the Skaian Pantheon series, where the kids chose not to skip ahead 5000 years, and instead settled down in Earth C's first city along with the carapacians. 14 years Post-Landing]
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- Part 24 of The Skaian Pantheon
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written by a legacy member of our server! Beta’d by me!
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You're a perfect glubbin catch and you always knew you were gonna eventually have success in this sweeps-long hunt for a little alien-style sex.
But it ain't like you were out to win the Xenokink Lottery, you didn't expect netting one nearly twice your size with the bulge to match.
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After the Game, Dave and Karkat get together - but they don't stop there.
Slowly, they incorporate other people into their relationship - and heal, over time, moving forwards from what they've been through.
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A Voice of Reason (Not Quite Reasonable, Better Than Nothing) by Gem_Alawas
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Dec 2022
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Since they were young, despite all their pain and isolation, both Dirk and Eridan at least have one thing to fall back on - the bond that brought their minds together, letting them communicate and know what the other is feeling despite the distance of time and space between them. It helps them both hold out hope despite the peril of their situations, and to remain strong despite everything.
When Eridan's darkest hour arrives, tempted to lash out, hurt himself and his friends and turn himself over to Jack Noir, Dirk tries his best to intervene. He's not just going to let Eridan fall away so easily, even if he has to resort to being more open than he ever normally would.
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- Part 2 of 36 Ways to Have A Soulmate
- Part 2 of Variable Methods, Invariably Odd Results
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Zenos yae Galvus was sixteen when he decided that romance, like honor and mercy, is just so much dragon shit that people use to cover the endless ennui of their petty little lives.
He's twenty-nine when he learns otherwise.