1 - 20 of 752 Works in Phil Watson | Philza Needs a Hug
Navigation
Listing Works
-
Tags
Summary
Philza had been touring the space station with his friend Missa, when he ran into his ex, who worked there. Next thing he knew he had been pushed into some sort of escape pod (that shouldn't have been set up yet), and ended up in the 'care' of some not so nice aliens. After being injected with some weird stuff that made him constantly hurt, they end up bringing a pig guy in, that helps him escape
Aka, Phil ends up forced into space, kidnapped by bad aliens, experimented on, befriends a pig man alien that he can't understand (and ends up mentally adopting), escapes, and ends up running into said pig dudes crew, adopting said crew, and falling in love. -
Tags
Summary
(Update 07/26/25: I'm currently rewriting this entire thing. Rearranging chapters. Comments will contain spoilers.)
Phil pressed his lips together, "I need you to understand this, and you're not allowed to say I'm wrong,"
Techno exhaled deeply, "Go on,"
"You deserve love, Techno." Phil started, furrowing his eyebrows.
“You deserve to have a record label find your band and immediately sign you on, and you live out the rest of your life filthy rich, doing what you love, going on tours around the entire planet." Phil swallowed the lump that sat in his throat before going on.
“You deserve to not have to walk on those eggshells anymore. You deserve to feel the sun on your face without it burning your eyes, to eat the best food of your life, to feel warm sand under your feet and watch the sunset over the water, thinking ‘wow, life is fucking beautiful’. All of it, everything. You. Deserve. Love. Techno Blade. Do you understand me?”
After a long moment of uncomfortable stillness, Techno twisted his face from Phil's hands and slumped into his seat.
___________Technoblade is the drummer of a band, and his best friend works at their local record store. Adulthood is a fucking chore.
-
Discarded Fragments by Ant1quarian
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP, The Realm SMP
16 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
"Sure hope you’re not planning to do anything reckless."
What?
---
The QSMP shattered, leaving Philza to stumble through the world barrier and out into uncharted territory. He finds himself breaking, for the first time in many centuries- and after a desperate cry for help, the voices in his head finally respond.
-
Tags
Summary
Technoblade is a member of an extremely social species, recently declared sapient, and suffering physical complications due to loneliness. Philza is a member of a slightly less social species, yet to be declared sentient, and generally suffering.
Unwilling to risk another companion’s death in space and too wary to build a crew, Technoblade has no plans to do anything about his health - until he finds a creature in an animal fighting ring who is definitely not an animal.
Technoblade doesn’t trust other aliens, not when they used him as a gladiator and killed hundreds of his people, but this alien isn’t one of them. He’s in the same situation Techno was, half a decade ago.
Techno picks him up. -
Tags
Summary
Phil knew that by the end of the week the life he had carved out for himself would be change. Caring for two children through out the week was never part of the plan.
-
Cursed - Dream SMP AU by Emilylime17
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
Philza's searching for Technoblade. A hoglin won't leave his side. Neither knows the truth. Yet.
Technoblade was cursed- turned into a hoglin with no way to communicate and tell his friends that no, Phil, he did not eat Techno, and no, Ranboo, he was not a pork snack, and for the love of Prime how had no one realised he was Technoblade yet? All the while, Techno's mysterious attacker plots from the shadows, a plan slowly coming to fruition that could endanger the little happiness left on this Prime-forsaken server.
~ ~ ~
The hoglin then let out a soft grunt and opened its mouth as it leaned towards him. Phil flinched away, not wanting to get his face chewed off, but he was too slow to prevent it from grabbing onto the shoulder of his coat with its mouth. Phil froze as he watched it, and the crow on his other shoulder let out a surprised squawk. The pig ignored them both and started to drag Phil away by the sleeve.
“What the actual fuck is going on?”
~ ~ ~
Or: Technoblade is turned into a hoglin and falls victim to Phil's chronic adoption, becoming his new pet. Techno is not pleased.
-
The other (better) world by Fluffy_Chan06
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
Techno blinked the purple mist away from his vision, the portal always messed with his head but not normally this much. He shook his head, trying to clear his mind faster. He heard Phil stumble slightly as he also arrived, his cane struggling to hold him up at the sudden weight. Techno robbed his eyes before opening them once he was less dizzy. He looked around blinking a few more times to make sure his mind wasn’t still wonky from the portal.
Instead of the red hot, rocky terrain and dangerous place they called the nether, the pair appears to be in some kind of throne room, the room covered in icy blues and sparkly golds. Two thrones sitting at the end of the long room, the thrones themself being the same gold and icy blue the room is covered in.
Techno looks beside him to see Phil being as shocked as he felt. He stepped closer to his best friend, his hand instinctively inches to his sword as he eyes the room around them. The pair jumped as they heard footsteps, a loud sound in the silence that the pair dissolved into.~~~~
AKA The au where Dsmp!Techno & Phil finally get hugs and stop repressing their instints with a little help of altgernate verisons of themselves -
Tags
Summary
I knew I had already been replaced. Like the moment the glass dome opened, and that puppet-like figure moved—almost human, almost machine. It marked the beginning of the end for me.
I lied to myself, and to others too. Like a single cell deep within the marrow of my bones—dividing, fragmenting, growing into a sharp, festering tumor that forced me back to the origin, the warmth of the womb. Numb to everything, I finally felt something—you. The sincerity of your love. I wasn’t alone… I ████Summary: Techno has bone cancer. A robot identical to him stands ready to receive his consciousness and preserve his life. Yet he hesitates,dragging out his illness. Phil, his colleague, argues with him as the situation worsens…
Warning: This story contains intense traumatic flashbacks. Reader discretion advised. Themes include illness, pain, self-doubt, anxiety, depression, suicidal ideation, smoking, and other unhealthy behaviors. All locations and events are fictional.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,531
- Chapters:
- 1/20
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 19
-
Tags
Summary
As Homeworld embarks upon another chapter in its era, there is little doubt that their newest diamond will bring about newfound prosperity. A race of space-faring gems designed to conquer other worlds, to pillage and take and extract and infect. It was a wonder how Pink Diamond could ever catch such an interest in organic life, for as fickle as it was. He was an anomaly amongst the other diamonds—amongst gemkind itself. His smiles were genuine. His lustre was vibrant. His gem sat at his naval signalling his status as a cold, ruthless, efficient ruler meant to establish order and control.
Yet he wasn't anything like that.
At least, not on the surface.
It was a poorly kept secret that he held a strange sort of attachment to his pearl.
One would think... that there was something going on.
Here lies the story of Pink Diamond. A gem as bright as the stars themselves. A dear friend. An empath. A liar.
//
Or, a 3/4 Sleepy Bois fanfic set in the world of Steven Universe because the curse lives on even in this au.
-
Tags
Summary
After so long of putting up with the voices that aren't his raging around his head, Technoblade loses control and ends up hurting the one person he shouldn't have.
-
Tags
Summary
It was too loud here. Too loud for his sensitive hearing. Philza thrashed in his tank, baring his teeth at no one. The waters were too hot, slowly boiling thanks to those large false suns overhead. But he wouldn’t dare throw himself out of the tank. The humans would beat him beyond black and blue.
Maybe if he did, then he would finally be free.Series
- Part 3 of From Under My Tail, I Shall Protect You
-
Tags
Summary
Phil was just hanging out, having a good old time watering his flowers. Then this random kid shows up, stabs and kidnaps him.
Series
- Part 1 of Whumpay 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Can you love someone so much and know very well it's not romantic?
Philza can.This is how I view the ploatonic relationship of q!DeathDuo
-
Tags
Summary
¿Puedes amar tanto a alguien y aún así saber que no es romántico?
Philza dice que si.Un vistazo a mi interpretación de la relación platónica entre los cubitos DeathDuo.
-
Tags
Summary
Torture is not a reliable method of interrogation. Sadly, the rival gang that kidnaps Phil and Techno has not gotten the memo.
SBI Whumptober prompts: Torture + Screaming
AI-less Whumptober prompts: Forced to choose + BeggingSeries
-
Tags
Summary
“My son has been kidnapped by hunters.”
Jack stiffens for a moment, flames igniting themselves in top of his head. Before smoke can fill the building, the Blaze pauses, looking down to Tommy.
“But Tommy is right there..?”
Phil shakes his head. “Not him, my eldest son.”
“Since when did you have two sons??”
“I’ve always had two sons.” Phil answers simply.
—
“When the crows have something to say, we should listen to them. Sometimes, ignoring them makes it worse and whatever they’re trying to tell you won’t go away just because you don’t want to accept their warnings.” — Vernon Oickle
—Series
- Part 3 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
-
Tags
Summary
Quizás contarse sus problemas ayude a sanar sus heridas.
Series
- Part 6 of DeathDuoWeek
-
A Revelation Starts To Form by antimony_medusa for Salt_OfTheEarth
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
08 Apr 2025
Tags
Summary
“It’s going to take time,” Jillian tells him knowingly, once. There’s a hard look in her eye and the line of her lips is pressed flat. “You’re going to feel like giving up. It’s going to be long and hard and a pain in the ass.”
She reaches out with a hand, hesitates, drops it. But when she smiles at him, it’s genuine. “But you’ll reach the other side.”
Or: Philza Minecraft, the Angel of Death, and the slow path to recovery.
Series
- Part 45 of Gift Exchange Works
-
Sometimes a Family Is a Dimension-Traveling Bartender, a Lonely Guy, And a Traumatized Teenager by celestial_chickpea
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Apr 2025
Tags
Summary
Phil meets Techno on the first worst day of his life. And on the second. And the third. If Phil was the type to believe in conspiracy.... well he'd almost be suspicious at this point.
~Temporarily on hiatus, check bsky for updates~
-
Tags
Summary
This is a sequel to What's Left Buried. Read that first or this won’t make much sense!
Disinter - verb
1. Dig up (something that has been buried, especially a corpse) 2. Discover (something that is well hidden)Phil has been trapped in a number of ways for longer than he can remember – in a nightmare realm created by an insane god; in an impossible situation that forced him to choose the good of the world over his own humanity; in his own monstrous body, twisted and changed by the choices he has made.
Now he’s free of the nightmare, so why doesn’t he feel like he is?
Or,
Phil unlearns how to be a monster, and relearns what it is to be human. In the process of teaching him, Techno must face his own old hurts and finally lay them to rest.Series
- Part 2 of Disinter