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    After yet another meeting at the Golden Tower, where Jin Guangshan seems unable to breathe just by mentioning Wei Wuxian and repeats like a broken record that he wants both him and the Yin Tiger Seal, the situation explodes. Not content with that, he also demands that the few surviving Wen be handed over to the Jin “for judgment.”

    Jiang Cheng has already tried to talk to Wei Wuxian. He came back more frustrated than ever, with zero results and a massive headache. So, for “one last diplomatic attempt,” Jin Guangshan decides to send Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue. Obviously not because he trusts them, or because he believes in peace at all: he just hopes that Wei Wuxian will make a mistake, even a tiny bit, so as to have the perfect pretext for an attack.

    Lan Xichen leaves full of optimism, Nie Mingjue with a headache. At the Funeral Mountains they find no armies or living corpses, but elder Wen men tending the fields. The only thing they don't find... is Wei Wuxian. Instead, they discover that he is in Yiling every day, at the inn he opened with the few surviving Wen. And perhaps, between steaming soup and unexpected smiles, something could warm them much more than their stomachs.

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    The horrors of war and the little treats that get Ingrid and Mercedes through it.

     

    Written for FE3H Rarepair Week, Day 4: War Phase and Shadows

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    “Hey,” Mobius says.

    Loki’s eyes meet his own, a bright twinkle sparkling inside each of them. “Hello, there.”

    “You mean it.” Mobius scans his face, finds nothing but sincerity— and, if anybody would know a lie on Loki’s face, it’s him. “Like, all of it. You mean all of it.”

    “I do,” Loki replies. His grin blossoms. “Would I lie?”

    “In a heartbeat,” Mobius answers, earning a laugh from Loki. Lucky. “Not about this, though. I think.” He considers Loki for another long moment, though his mind is already just about made up. “You really do want this.”

    “I really do want this, yes,” Loki echoes, acting like he’s put-upon, like Mobius can’t hear the obvious fondness in his voice.

    Mobius studies him for another beat, another, another.

    Then, he grins, too. A match to Loki’s.

    “Well,” he says, squeezing Loki’s hand, “I guess you’d better start trying to put a baby in me, then.”

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    Short stories from the original fours childhoods.

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    “The clouds don’t let us see the stars,” Mo Ran says letting the annoyance in his voice bleed through. Per usual, there is no reply from Chu Wanning. There’s nothing forcing him to reply. Mo Ran grumbles and buries his face against Chu Wanning who stares up at the falling snow.
    They remain like that for a long time.
    “Mo Ran,” Chu Wanning suddenly says. His voice is rough from illness, but in the silence of snow it rumbles through Mo Ran.
    “Hm?” Mo Ran replies in surprise.
    “She’s moving.”

    Chu-fei is pregnant yet still deeply defiant. He won't tell Taxian-jun when he feels the baby kick or if he feels ill. It means Taxian-jun must take the onus of Chu-fei's delicate health upon himself and watch him with the intensity of a dog.

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    Chu-fei is pregnant.

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    Jinx finds herself washed ashore on an island far from the war between Piltover and Zaun. Weary and wounded, she must navigate disappearances that run as deep as the waters of her new home.

    Worst of all, her new companion is difficult, secretive and let’s just say snappy.

    Takes place after Arcane season 2.

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    Still, neither of them complete what they pretend to offer. They don’t feast on each other, nor themselves. Instead, they hunt together like a small pack —throwing side glances to ensure no sudden movements while simultaneously offering the meal exactly halved.

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    Misa shares yet another meal with Rem.

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    Dennis had always been a crybaby. He was upset at the term at first, but it made sense when Momma and David called him that. He had always been David’s duckling, following him around the farm like David had made him himself, the surprise baby of the family.

    But he was twenty-six, would be a full doctor soon, and he was still a crybaby. It was okay. It was also embarrassing, and his coworkers didn’t make fun of him for having a stupid pain response, but he was a crybaby. Okay, Trinity made fun of it, but she was basically his sister. She was supposed to make fun of it. Because that’s what siblings who didn’t think they were your daddy did. He made fun of her for pretending she hated them all, but then snuggled him on movie nights, and she made fun of him for crying when he got hurt.

    Thing is though, as Dennis grew up, he learned that some people particularly… liked… when he was easy to make cry. He’s come to adore that just a little. He’s more of a slut than Trinity, and he liked when they could make him cry without too much pain, make fun of him for it… there was a lot he liked about being a crybaby, because it’s not really a bad thing.

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    Erin Mitchell attends a protocore auction with a simple goal: to reveal the fake ones and offer her skills to the drunk buyers and hopefully get a job. Little does she know the infamous leader of Onychinous Sylus has attended the very same auction and bought all ten protocores. Suddenly, she is dragged to a small, dim room to face this man's red gaze and dared to prove herself. She doesn't flinch; instead, she fires back. Sylus is intrigued. Either she is crazy or she doesn't know who he is. Either way, this will be interesting...

    What will happen when two predators circle each other? Will they tear each other apart? Or fall for each other?

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    When Cheng Xiaoshi wakes up from a nightmare about Lu Guang in danger, he immediately finds comfort in his closest and dearest friend.

    A story full of love and devotion.

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    Jack looks up from the counter, and whatever sentence he had queued in his brain immediately crashes into a wall. “Oh. Uh. Hey.”

    The punk shuffles forward. His liberty spikes sway like he’s a walking porcupine of nervous energy. “Hey, I’m Robby. I, uh… I was hoping to get…” He rubs the back of his neck. “A navel piercing.”

    Jack’s brain goes full blue screen.

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    Nie Mingjue, a ex manager always stressed and on the verge of a crisis after yet another customer call or fifteen broken computer, decides to turn his life around. He's convinced by his younger brother Nie Huaisang, who, tired of seeing him return home with only chicken in sauce and a sigh, suggests opening a small café for those feeling unlucky in love.

    Flanked by his trusted friend Nie Zonghui, who helps him deal with customers, overflowing cups and daily messes, Nie Mingjue transforms the place into a warm and welcoming refuge, where every cappuccino seems to bring a little comfort. According to a legend created by customers, whoever drinks a cappuccino prepared by Mingjue will sooner or later find true love, even if he doesn't really believe it.

    One day Lan Xichen enters, impeccable, kind, but with a dull smile and a ring in his pocket instead of on his finger. He comes by chance… and then he comes back. Always at the same time. Always with the excuse of “another jasmine tea”.

    Between cookies, confidences, and small kind gestures, the "The Coffee of Unlucky Hearts" becomes the place where two men learn to believe in love again...one sip at a time.

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    If one looked at the different stories of how the Black City became Golden again, they all contained different elements of the truth, for a given level of mythological belief. But no one would know better than the two people who were closest to the source as they dreamed in the fractured, shattered reflections of red lyrium.

    “So we’re in deeper waters now, as it were, being physically present in the Fade?” she asked.

    He nodded.

    “Well,” she said, thoughtfully, “I think I understand why you were so worried now, about me dreaming. My clan would fish in the Free Marches sometimes, in little coracles on the Waking Sea. Sometimes a squall would come up before everyone could get back to shore. More than once someone was drowned because they tried to save someone else and got pulled down too.”

    “Yes,” he affirmed. “Much like that. And the mad dreams of the Titans are much greater than a squall.”

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    Dante glares at him before closing the distance between them to plant his hands on his chest and shove with all his might. Vergil digs his feet in, barely managing to avoid being slammed into the wall but the carpet and his socks do not survive unscathed against the friction.

    “Why don’t you ever want to be around me?” Dante shouts, voice raspy and breaking.

    Vergil grits his teeth as he straightens and rolls his eyes. “You say you don’t want to be detected by Mother and yet you choose to scream. The master of stealth, my little brother.”

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    Luffy is terminally sick and Sanji is there to support him. Luffy is grateful for everything his precious cook has done for him.

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    Sometimes it still scares you what you can get used to, in this world. By now, you welcome the sting of familiar fear — it keeps you sharp. And it means there's still enough of you left to feel afraid of what you're becoming.

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    An anxious burnout wakes up as a nameless moray mer, one of many spawned and doomed to die. They quickly learn the price of compassion and of company in the Coral Sea, and exactly what they’re willing to pay for both. The cost of their burgeoning inhumanity is harder to come to terms with... but at least they aren’t alone for it.

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    The self-proclaimed eldest Leech just wants to live quietly, please!! Life, family, and his own ‘interesting value’ conspire against him. Can’t someone humbly pursue a magic thesis and internally weep over their degrading morality in peace?? Ah, at least they have their very cute and kinda scary genius trio to dote on… Yes, hurry up and graduate to take responsibility for this shady ‘family business’, won’t you!? Enabling— um, cheering you on mightily! ( ु⁎ᴗ.ᴗ⁎)ु.。oO

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    A slow-burn, emotionally layered dark fantasy set in a bioluminescent mire, haunted by the choices of a fallen empire. A land so tangled by rumors, its very name spoken like fable: Kymera.

    Spiders crawl through the in-between, slipping through the cracks of reality. Grass hums your name before pulling you beneath the mud, muffled screams to never be heard. And somewhere between it all, the specter of a pale-beastman haunting the woods, wielding nature as blades. The land made mythical, horrific in its beauty.

    Cael runs from his past, pursued by hands that would see him caged and sold. Straight into Kymera, and into the domain of a reclusive fox mage who clearly didn’t ask for this, nor the trouble that followed.

    There’s no grand prophecy. No chosen one. Just a mage, his apprentice, and a world that would consume them both without blinking.

    • Animalfolk leads in a world of men
    • Found family beneath the ruins of an empire
    • Reluctant Mentor and Reluctanter Apprentice
    • High Magic meets Low Fantasy
    • Character First Worldbuilding with vibe-based Storytelling

    Updates Mondays and Thursdays

    Social Links: https://ldnoirewrites.carrd.co/

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    It’s bad in every way a restaurant can possibly be bad, but mostly because the kitchen cannot cook decent food. Any meal at this hermetic, self-regarding restaurant brings a protracted march of bland, tepid dishes.

     

    This restaurant is soulless, overpriced, and (curiously!) still manages to be packed. Perhaps its diners are masochists. Or perhaps London has finally embraced nihilism, culinary or otherwise.

    Percy Weasley is London’s most feared food critic. One poor review from him can make or break a young chef's career. He’s known for his razor-sharp palate, brutal honesty, and the fact that he’s never once in eight years given a single five-star review. People say he hates food. He doesn't. He just hates bad food.

    All Oliver Wood wanted to do was play professional football. But after a career-ending injury, he pours his energy into cooking. His soft-opening for his passion project restaurant The Pitch is off to a quiet start. That is, until a striking redhead walks in and agrees to be the first customer to try his food.
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    Or Food Critic Percy Weasley meets Former Professional Athlete turned Chef Oliver Wood

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    An old piece of shrapnel catches up with Michael at the worst time

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    Everyone and their mother knows that suppressants aren’t foolproof. They’re not a one size fits all like the pharmaceutical companies tout them to be. Some meds are better for omegas than others, but price and availability limits their usage. It’s a whole thing that Robert has learned to live with.

    So, when one of the members of Z-Team is going into a rut because of a mysterious drug, the suppressants aren't as effective as they should be. Robert decides to hole up for a day in hopes he’s only going into pre-heat and not a full blown heat.

    What he gets is help from an alpha that he never expected.

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