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Give me your hand. I'll show you something new by Tikooy
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
05 Dec 2024
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A collection of oneshots I wrote for events.
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A Guide to Getting Adopted by the Enemy by finchtub
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Feb 2023
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“You burnt my village!” Tommy will admit that he hadn’t actually seen the pink-haired man in the clump of guards when they approached the village but he was wearing the Empire’s colours, he had to have been one of them.
The man hesitates for a second, his steps stuttering. “I did,” he admits though he does not sound guilty. “But I won’t hurt you.”
or; Technoblade orphans Tommy and then subsequently adopts him
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- Part 20 of finch's warm ups
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There's Beauty In Pain (But I Still Wanna Take Yours Away) by CrimsonNight14
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), SMPEarth
28 Apr 2025
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Series focused on an alternative way that the Antarctic Empire was formed and the deep friendship that Phil and Techno have.
The first fic is about King Phil being kidnapped from his nation and meeting Techno--an arena fighter who's treated worse than an animal--and the two of them become friends/escape together.
The second fic follows their journey as co-rulers of the newly-dubbed Antarctic Empire. They may face struggles along the way, especially since the hell they just escaped from is still so fresh in each of their minds, but they always get through it. Together.
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Where my copious amounts of god aus will go
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hit the continent running (engines were humming) by Odaigahara for antimony_medusa
Fandoms: SMPEarth
02 Jan 2024
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Philza: Transatlantic, the Corvarians, all those motherfuckers who couldn’t handle us having a stronghold and good mines, they cut us off from everything in the darkest time of the year. They trapped us in the cold, in eternal night, because they figured if we starved to death, Port-aux-Francais would give them whatever deals they wanted, and they didn’t care who they were fucking killing.
We were peaceful, before the embargo. We just wanted trade deals, we collaborated with anyone who’d help us build our railroads. We never struck the first blow. After the embargo– after that winter– we figured that wasn’t gonna work.
Interviewer: So you adopted some new technologies.
Philza: Yeah, we had innovations in our manufacturing, our greenhouses, our fucking sanitation– but that’s not what you’re talking about, right? Forget the emperor shit. If you’re interviewing me about this, you don’t want to hear about the greenhouses.
You want to hear about the planes.
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- Part 60 of dream smp fic my beloved
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Techno took the moment to breathe deeply. Cold air burnt his throat and lungs. A bow twang and thud sounded from behind him, and Techno whipped around in time to see a red soldier hit the ground. Phil swooped past, already reloading his bow, and Techno exhaled in relief.
“That’s twice now!” Phil shouted, his voice filled with mirth.
“I’ve only got so many eyes, Phil!” Techno shouted back. Phil laughed as he flew off to help one of their battalions, and Techno turned to continue trekking forward.or, someone dared to attack the Antarctic Empire, resulting in a brutal fight. Technoblade makes it out completely unscathed. Well, almost.
(written for Voices For The Blade 2025)
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- English
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- 2,458
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Choking on Air by Absoleil for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 Oct 2023
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He's been poisoned! Wilbur scrambles for answers, lurching out of the loveseat, his brain bringing up some rather incriminating facts that he wants to ignore, but-
(The servants were scared, there's no guards outside the door, his brain whispers, the only chair that could have been far enough away from the Emperors to try and escape was removed.)
Wilbur's eyes dart, and he slithers as fast as he can towards the door, but there's Emperor Philza in front of him, cooing like Wilbur's a frightened animal.
(Emperor Technoblade didn't let me see the tea service, Wilbur recalls, the realization bitter, Emperor Philza forced me to sit on the loveseat, where I wouldn't be able to get away.)
Stumbling clumsily backwards, tripping over his tail, Wilbur lands in strong arms. The Emperors are shouting out the door and all Wilbur can focus on is the hidden satisfaction in their faces, coming to a grim realization as the world starts dissolving into black spots.
OR: Wilbur Soot, the Royal Advisor, is called in to see the Emperors. He grows to regret it.
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- Part 2 of Tavern Bingo 2023! :]
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From the far and frozen South, a wind sweeps up with a vengeance carrying with it change and memory. A return. It whispers of carnage past and carnage yet to come; of snow stained red and blackened skies. It brushes Wilbur’s face like a welcome, a warning. It says that what is about to be done cannot be undone. That everything is going to change.
Wilbur Soot is an archaeology student at the find of a lifetime in Antarctica when the team accidentally awakens something long forgotten.
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Holy shit this is good.
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Just Close Your Eyes, Soon You’ll Be Home by Unikrinstall
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Jun 2025
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Tommy couldn’t remember how long he’d been stuck in this cage.
It was made of golden metal, solid as a rock at the bottom before twisting into thick bars made to look like tree branches on the rounded sides. The bars met smoothly at the top, all of the fake branches intertwining together.
He couldn’t remember how long it had been since he’d seen real tree branches either.
His wings itched at even the mere thought of anything outside his cage. The trees, the clouds, the sky, all of it. They fluttered uselessly within their bindings, as if Tommy had any ability to fly away from his prison.
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Or, Tommy is an avian with golden wings, who is passed from owner to owner as a display piece. He is locked in a cage and is isolated, never allowed to speak to anyone.
That is, until Antarctic Emperors Philza and Technoblade are accidentally given Tommy as a gift.
Immediately, they free him and hurt/comfort and found family take place.Series
- Part 39 of Worlds
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- English
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- 3,442
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- 1/1
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Falling Into A Better Future by Unikrinstall
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Feb 2024
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As he stood up to leave, a strong gust of wind blew through. Distantly, Tommy could hear people shouting and stumbling but that wasn’t what he was focused on.
He was more concerned with the fact that he was currently about to fall off a building.
The wind had blown him backwards, to a point where the heels of his feet were dangling off the edge of the building. And just as Tommy was about shuffle carefully forward, another gust blew by.
Suddenly, Tommy was falling backwards, over the crowd and over the guards.
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Tommy is a street kid in the Arctic Empire. While watching a parade hosted by the royal family, he falls off the roof he was watching it from.
He lands right in front of the royal family. After an interrogation and Tommy revealing that he lives alone on the streets, found family occurs.Series
- Part 25 of Worlds
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Symbiotic Instincts by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Apr 2024
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The basic ‘no-shiny’ rule he worked with wasn’t just him trying to be difficult. Hell, not even greedy. When Phil’s instincts were in a twist, it genuinely fucked with his head. Something like that just wasn’t excusable in a world where he needed a hundred and ten percent of his mental capacity to focus on not being murdered twenty clicks deep into the untamed wilderness. If all he could think about was how he could get the gold back to his nest and far away from the people who wanted it, no one was gonna be happy.
“I mean you no disrespect, but what you’re asking of me is outside my depth,” Phil tried to blunt the bad news, “My sincerest apologies for any disappointment.”
“Then I’ll pay you double for your inconvenience. Make it your depth.”-
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EM DUO EM DOU EM DUO
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Paradise on my right, Hell on my left and the Angel of Death behind. by Thorpendipity
Fandoms: Dream SMP
25 Jun 2024
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Prince Theseus of Pandora has been claimed as a royal hostage of the Antarctic Empire. Stripped of his planet, Theseus is delivered to his captors, who will do whatever it takes for their little prince to see them as family.
Heavily inspired by Dune, by Frank Herbert.
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ZomPig Main List by ZombieHoglin (ZombiePiglin), ZombiePiglin
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), SMPEarth, Video Blogging RPF
24 Jun 2025
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Welcome to a list of my stories, so you can find them easier.
This will house everything that is it's own work, along with the first work of multi book series. (Storys in a series that don't continue a longer world build storylines like my Royal Shenanigans series will all still be cross seriesed into this one.)
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People spoke more freely around him because he was young, he was small and he often just… blended into the background if he stood still enough. That meant he heard all kinds of talk from servants, guards and even nobles!
He knew that Jerry the guard always cheated at dice and that Ava the maid only cleaned parts of the castle that were visible, letting dust and dirt cake in the corners until a more diligent servant cleaned it up.
The nobles were harder to get information from, though. The ones that spoke freely and loudly rarely had anything worthwhile for him to listen to. The real gossip came from the quiet ones… the ones that always looked over their shoulders or scanned a room before sharing anything that could be cool or interesting.
Luckily for Tommy though, they weren’t quiet or paranoid enough this time and he heard the coolest of news. The emperor of the north was coming to visit their kingdom to discuss trade routes!
That in and of itself wasn't interesting but the emperor certainly was!
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Tommy's kingdom is being visited by warlords Techno and Phil and Tommy wants to impress them because Techno's cool! It goes... not too well.
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- Part 35 of Dory's Dark SBI
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Wilbur fought hard, but he couldn't win. Not against the infamous Blood God. Not when said Blood God wanted him from the very beginning.
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Story of Bird and Pig by DerpyLoves, SwissCheesits for DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic, SwissCheesits, Lovelyreader27
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, SMPEarth
23 Oct 2024
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His Angel thought he could just run away from him after everything they went through together. He thought that he could have a family and leave him behind. HE WILL HAVE HIS ANGEL BACK NO MATTER WHERE HE GOES AND NO MATTER WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE!
After all, he needed to remind Philza just who he belonged to.
Philza and Technoblade were childhood friends. After losing their families to hunters, they relied on each other for companionship and survival. They used to travel the world together and had many great adventures until they decided to create a kingdom where everyone would be safe, free, and treated as equals. However, power begins to poison Techno’s mind as he slowly becomes darkly possessive of Phil, treating Phil as his delicate pet rather than a person. They were supposed to have equal power, but Techno began doing work behind Phil's back that gradually turned their kingdom into an empire, making Techno its sole dictator while leaving Phil as a puppet king with no power.
Hurt by Techno's betrayal of trust and sick of his toxic possessiveness, Philza runs away.
But how long can he run before his past eventually catches up with him?
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Captured by Emperor Technoblae, Philza Minecraft just wants to save his family and escape their imprisonment. But Philza's playing a dangerous game, and in the Antarctica Empire, the Victor Takes All.
Continuation of Devourer's Spoils of War (read chapters one through four of Spoils of War first!). Written with Devourer's permission.
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Spoils Of War by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Jul 2022
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Emperor Technoblade lived by very simple rules, if he wants something and doesn't have it, he just steals it from the enemy.
He didn't realized he wanted a family until he comes across a small golden avian playing in the forest near his camp.
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- Part 1 of Brute Piglin Avian Family
- Language:
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Oh Burning Bay, Winter’s Fae by ThatRedBean for Angelfire115
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Dec 2023
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Tommy wears a bracelet of red cord around his wrist, a pop of color.
A little lure.
Practically everyone tells him never to take it off and Tommy is very tempted to see what would happen if he did. It would probably be more exciting than his parents’ party. But a quiet part of him knows that the little red cord around his wrist is meant to deter rather than attract the attention of people who have more magic in their blood than him and his mother. Beings that are made of magic and ether, live and breathe time like it is nothing.
Those beings are Fae.
They can’t lie. They can’t tell you that the sky is purple, and the moon is made of cheese. But they can talk to you in circles and tell you things that taste like spun sugar on your tongue. They can trick you and see you as a possession so they take you.
Tommy’s not a possession, he’s a boy of ten. So he wears the red cord.
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Oh, to conquer.
The battle is done, the armies exhausted, the empire toppled. The earth is quenched, satisfied and soaking up all the spilt blood as Technoblade and his army march victoriously through Manberg, the capital city of King Schlatt’s once great empire. The air is thick with smoke and ash, raining down like deathly snow from the blackened roofs of the houses.
Technoblade lets his gaze drift upwards, scanning over the ruins of Schlatt’s last fortress, the last stronghold of his power, snorting to himself as a white flag is frantically waved from the topmost turret.
He didn’t even have to try.
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Emperor!Technoblade wins his war against Emperor!Schlatt, loots his castle and discovers that Schlatt had something in his possession much more valuable than his empire - which of course, Technoblade claims for his own.
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