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As he stands in the foyer of his apartment, with a three year old child resting in his arms, staring at the ground, he wonders what the hell did he just do?
A part of Techno, when he impulsively started the adoption process late one night, didn’t even think he was going to pass. There was a lot he would need to do, a lot of qualifications people would need to check, and surely something in there wouldn’t be good, right? Surely whatever inside him persuaded him to complete the online application and send it in would be squashed when he didn’t pass, right?
Wrong. Well- at least the second part is wrong, because he passed. With flying colors. Apparently his apartment just needed to be child-proofed, with outlet covers and whatnot; and despite being a Minecraft Youtuber, his financial situation is steady; and he’s never even gotten a speeding ticket, so his legal records are all spotless.
And now he has a kid.
… Someone at the California Adoption Agency is going to get fired for this.
Or: Techno adopts an orphan because of a joke tweet, and it ends up being the best decision of his life
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- Part 90 of Dreamnoblade One Shots
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Give a Pig Feathers, Teach It To Fly by floristkills for Ringnea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP
31 Dec 2022
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Nothing ruins a pleasant day in the forest like finding a weird feral pig kid. But hey, free child.
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The three crow hybrids—Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy—try to coexist alongside pig hybrid Techno and all the complications that come with hybrid instincts and quirks. Maybe they'll manage to make a family out of the mess somewhere along the way.
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Anon(If you know, keep quiet) by Anonymous
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), nonw, Stardew Valley (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Mar 2023
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I'll let you deal with my writing
Supper slow updates in all of the ones that are multiple parts
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the best anon dreamnoblade fics
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Techno was a textbook introvert. He didn’t like talking to people or making friends, he’d rather stay in and read a book than go out to some party, and the self-checkout at the supermarket was his best friend. At a glance, Wilbur was his opposite in every way. So it had to be a cruel twist of fate that they should turn out to be soulmates.
Deep down, Techno knew Wilbur deserved much better than him. And all of Wilbur’s fans knew it too.
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Combine & Create event: Platonic soulmate Au + "Don't leave"
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Leave A Light On by TheBladeOfDreams
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
05 Jun 2024
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They tried to put them in different homes once or twice but stopped trying after Techno ran from his ‘home’ to his little brother’s. They lived on the streets for a week before the cops found them and brought them in. It was a hard week for them, they had to scrape together food with the little amount of money they had. The last two days before the cops found them, they only had like two protein bars that the last of the money got them.
If it weren’t for his little brother, then he would have given up by now. His little brother is the only light in his dark life right now, the only one he would do anything to protect. Even if that anything is kill.
And if protecting him meant he took all, and he meant ALL, the beatings from his abusive foster father, Techno would do just that.
Or, Techno and Tommy are in a abusive house hold with an drunk foster father. Luckily Phil is there to help.
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The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™ by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP
04 Aug 2025
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Everything bedrockbros.
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SBI superheroes au, plus a bunch of other dsmp characters
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“…I’m not doing so good, Phil. Can you come get me? I want to-” he broke off with a choked sob. “I want to go home.”
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Techno fails his college midterm and takes it very hard.
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“They’re the perfect family for you, Techno. I think it will work out really well if you let it.”
Techno frowned as he remembered the words his social worker had told him when dropping him off at this house. The worst part was she was right. They were perfect. Phil never yelled, never put his hands on any of them. Wilbur didn’t flaunt the fact that he was Phil’s bio kid, or that he was the oldest. Tommy didn’t invade his space or take his stuff. They hadn’t done anything wrong. Nothing. So it only hurt more that it wasn’t working. Techno was the problem. There was no denying it. He had no one to blame but himself.
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Techno drags himself back to consciousness by sheer force of will, because he knows he can’t stay down for too long. He has be perfect, or they’ll hurt Wilbur.
It’s been so long since he’s been with his twin and Techno misses him so much it hurts, so much worse than the physical pain of the training or the drugs they pump into him or the surgeries or the ache and burn of the powers he wasn’t born with.
He hates it all but he has to endure, for Wilbur’s sake.Series
- Part 6 of we are yet more
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After Wilbur's tragic passing, the matter of Tommy's custody is a mess. Phil can't care for him anymore, and foster care wasn't exactly an option, but thankfully, Dream steps up and offers to adopt him.
At first, Tommy thinks he's been given a second chance at family, another shot at happiness. It sours just as quickly. He spends years hiding bruises and isolated, completely hopeless. He sees no way out of Dream's grasp.
Salvation arrives in the form of Technoblade, an old, long-term friend of the family who he'd fallen out of contact with. He refuses to look away, to ignore the red flags in the way Tommy flinches, or the half-covered black eyes and split lips. It's hard, to undo years of abuse and manipulation, but he's always been stubborn.
Technoblade becomes his only hope for freedom, but things aren't that simple.
It's only so long until Tommy finally snaps.
[ Or : After Wilbur passes away, Tommy is adopted by Dream. He spends years suffering at his hands, until an old family friend, Technoblade, moves in next door, and becomes his only solace. But Tommy can only endure it for so long. ]
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- Part 1 of pretend it's okay this time
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Mr. Sam pursed his lips as if trying not to spook him. “An old friend of mine runs the studio and is hosting this free class as a recruitment of sorts. I figured you could use an outlet for all of that pent up energy you always have.”
Tommy opened his mouth to speak, but it took him a few seconds to find the right words. When he finally did, he winced at the way his voice lilted with uncertainty. “But…I’m not a dancer?”
Mr. Sam chuckled softy, nodding. “Maybe not, but I think you might surprise yourself.” When Tommy didn’t seem convinced, he added, “Listen, it’s not a commitment, just a single class. If you decide to go, it’s just to try it out and if you like it, you can keep going. If not, you forget about it and no harm done.”
Tommy bit his lip, glancing back down at the flyer. Mr. Sam certainly had a lot more faith in him than he himself did. And the last thing he wanted was to disappoint the person who’s class he actually looked forward to. His grip tightened almost out of determination, wrinkling the edges around his fingers. “...I’ll think about it.”
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The dance au in which Tommy finds a home in the performing arts and it maybe just saves his life.
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PLEASE I NEED MORE CH12
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Techno didn’t start out as a problem child.
In fact, for a little while, it seemed like adults were clamoring to get their hands on him; the cute little bunny hybrid that he was. But that was a long time ago. Now he just has the lurid memories of their hands and eyes. Always reaching. Always watching.
Techno just wishes everyone would disappear and leave him alone.
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*cutely smashes keyboard due to a cuteness overload*
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Starting out on a new server is hard if you're a lonely kid. But what if you didn't have to be alone any more?
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AE duo is 11 and married for paperwork. They're BABIES who LOVE each other SO MUCH i'm crying bc i loveeee themmmmm
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a series of one shots of the ship dreamnoblade/technodream. don't shove this in their faces, don't send this to them, and if you don't like the pairing, then don't read. I'm not shipping them, merely their personas :)
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Insert sport here fic [The sport is rugby]
Techno is a transfer/exchange student who comes to school for sport. Phil is the coach and his son Wilbur is also on sport team and his best friend is Tommy who is on sport team and is over all the time. Techno stays with Phil and plays sport and they realize that hmmm doesn’t seem like Tech had a good home life.Written for Honey Drhair76's Sports Day (Hey, only a day late, not too shabby!)
I promise there will be more of the sport coming up. :)
CW at the start of each chapterSeries
- Part 7 of In the update bucket - not abandoned
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Herebychancee’s SBI fics by herebychancee
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, sbi || sleepyboisinc
17 Dec 2023
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All of my SleepyBoisInc hurt/comfort fics in one place!
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Techno mindlessly accepted Phil's follow request and went back to scrolling. It wasn't until a couple minutes later when a notification stating that Phil had sent them a video that the gravity of the situation hit them.
Techno had their pronouns listed in their bio. Phil had to have seen them.
Oh shit.
or; Techno is a foster kid and non-binary. Not a great combo, but nobody has to know. Until Phil knows.
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- Part 1 of You'll Find Your Home (It's Right Here)
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følte rosa hår og pronomen i dag ass<3
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You're Hiding From The Light by Actually_Gemi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Jul 2022
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Tommy has powers and literally no clue how to use them at all. He also denies to himself and anyone else that they even exist. But then he gets fostered by Phil and that kinda changes everything.
Or, Tommy doesn't think he's a problem child. But everyone else seems to think that and it's not making him very happy.
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"Hey, Ranboo? You would tell me if you had magic powers, right?"
"So, now that we're all here, I have to confess that I never went to basketball practice..."
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