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  1. 30

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    Everything bedrockbros.

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    “Y’know, I’m not a real Harpy.” Phil said, the smirk in his voice suggested he was well aware of Ranboo’s awakened curiosity.

    “Wait- what?” he still couldn't help but exclaim.

    “Yup. Didn’t always have the wings. Or the claws.” Phil said, way too casually, as he dipped a few tea bags into the now hot water. Ranboo noted that it was Fundy’s old tea mix all the way back from the L’manburg War before he cast that information aside because what?

    “But you’re- so..” Ranboo stammered.

    He’d always assumed Phil was a prey bird, the guy just had the vibes, and Ranboo well remembered the old stories of The Angel of Death swooping down from the skies to slay enemies. And even now, earthbound, Phil’s wicked claws and bloodthirst were ones of a predator.

    “Yeah! I was a deer hybrid back in the old days.” Phil grinned, there was something a little painful about his smile, but Ranboo was too busy being absolutely floored by the information that Philza M. Craft was a freaking deer hybrid of all things.

    “How?” was the only way Ranboo could formulate a question in his current state.

     

    Or: c!Ranboo learns why c!Phil has antlers as a 'avian'.

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  3. 52

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    Fic using characters from the Dream SMP! Because of general overlap, may also include Origins SMP (all three(?) versions), SMPEarth, various one-off videos and 30 Day SMP (rip)

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    He artfully dodges another tree and vaults a few shrubs before setting eyes on one of his carefully-placed traps hidden in the undergrowth. Any unsuspecting creature would walk straight into the coils of taught metal and get stuck, meaning there is another meal on Techno’s home-carved plate. But instead of a decent bit of game inside the snare’s metal restraints, a bird of prey is struggling around with one leg stuck out above.

    Or: Technoblade, retired soldier of the Blood God, finds a bird in one of his traps. Only this bird isn’t like any other he’s ever met…

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    • 17 Jun 2025

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      Loose Ends, Tied Together by Invicta (WorkID: 35686468)

      Summary: He artfully dodges another tree and vaults a few shrubs before setting eyes on one of his carefully-placed traps hidden in the undergrowth. Any unsuspecting creature would walk straight into the coils of taught metal and get stuck, meaning there is another meal on Techno’s home-carved plate. But instead of a decent bit of game inside the snare’s metal restraints, a bird of prey is struggling around with one leg stuck out above.

      Or: Technoblade, retired soldier of the Blood God, finds a bird in one of his traps. Only this bird isn’t like any other he’s ever met…

    • 19 May 2025

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      A good bedrock bros fic

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  5. 49

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    nothing lands you in a heart-to-heart conversation quite like falling down the stairs

    ft. dadza and too much lamenting over not being able to communicate telepathically

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    The fledgling did not shriek. Making lots of noise was beneficial sometimes when faced with a predator, but it could also draw creatures of the night, which became infinitely more dangerous in close quarters. He’d learned not to scream before he’d learned he was a crow. 

    He drew in his feathers and backed carefully away, whipping around as soon as he had some distance. The thing in the doorway had the face of a pig and the body of a night creature, except it was the size of a golem, or nearly. It had bright dark eyes and a crown on its head, gleaming in the light from the torches.

    “Flockmate,” the crow said, flying to the pig thing’s raised arm. The fledgling squawked a warning– usually the crows were smarter than this– and the pig stroked the crow’s head absently, watching the fledgling with wide eyes.

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    • 14 Jun 2025

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      sailing from another world by Odaigahara (WorkID: 38942052)

      Summary: The fledgling did not shriek. Making lots of noise was beneficial sometimes when faced with a predator, but it could also draw creatures of the night, which became infinitely more dangerous in close quarters. He’d learned not to scream before he’d learned he was a crow.

      He drew in his feathers and backed carefully away, whipping around as soon as he had some distance. The thing in the doorway had the face of a pig and the body of a night creature, except it was the size of a golem, or nearly. It had bright dark eyes and a crown on its head, gleaming in the light from the torches.

      “Flockmate,” the crow said, flying to the pig thing’s raised arm. The fledgling squawked a warning– usually the crows were smarter than this– and the pig stroked the crow’s head absently, watching the fledgling with wide eyes.

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    Tommy got too close to Dream's blast in Logstedshire, and his sight disappeared. At first, he expected it to come back (It always had before), but it didn't and now he had to learn how to live with it, maybe with help from his older brother Techno (That is if he actually told him).

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    Bedrock bros with a blind Tommy who desperately tries to hide it and a tired Technoblad that just wants to find out what's wrong with his brother.

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  8. 53

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    “You want more fish?”

    The bear tilts its head. It looks like a dog begging for table scraps, except three times larger. And with jaws that could crush his skull. It’s not adorable at all, Techno tells himself. Not in the slightest.

    ——————

    Or: the story of how Technoblade befriends Steve.

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    “I was a vigilante before I was Bloodlust, y’know,” he starts carefully, watching Tommy nod even quicker. “I know how it can be.”

    Revered by those protected by you; reviled by those in fear of you, sing the voices. They worshipped you like a god and when the time came, they crucified you like one.

    “What I’m sayin’ is, if you happen to get yourself into more trouble than you can handle, I would probably not kick you out if you came knockin’ on my window again.”

    Tommy’s eyes are saucers: two spiral galaxies brimming with infinite wonder and light.

    “For real?” he asks, as suspicious as he is breathless with wonder.

    “For real,” Techno echoes dryly back, grinning faintly as he stands. “I’ll come up with a way for you to return the favor.”

    ~ or, the only thing worse than having to patch up the vigilante that crash-landed through your window at three AM is getting attached to him.

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  11. 17

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    These are all my fully edited fics either still in progress or complete :)

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  12. 21

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    Just a collection of all of my MCYT, usually Technoblade-centric, fics. Most are oneshots but some have been turned into several chapter long books.

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    L'Manburg was still a smoking pile of rubble, but cockroaches didn't tend to die so easily. Wilbur's stupid ideals would return, if not in the man himself- then in the boy he'd left to carry the mantle. Trouble was brewing, with a boy in exile and whispers every way he passed- Dream knew it was only a matter of time until everything went south once more. He needed an ally, by whatever means necessary.

     

    DTeam Omegaverse Week 2024 || Day Two: Unconventional Relationships/ Dynamics

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    Here lies the fics I made for DTeam Omegaverse Week 2024!

    Most of these parts are shameless smut but keep in mind that there are heavy topics of abuse, rape, and neglect in here as well as several others. Be mindful, read tags, and take care of yourself first.

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    After being deemed unfit to serve in the war due to the glitch known as ‘divergence’ Techno is sent back to his primary, Phil. As the days turn into months, Phil and his family try to convince Techno to accept his glitch and accept that he has gained human emotions.

    He refuses to be seen as broken and so fights against anything Phil tries to do to “help him”. This leads Phil to making him try group therapy with other divergent androids. As Techno joins the glitchy group of metal he starts to uncover memories unknown to him about his time on the battlefield, feel things he refuses to put a name to and slowly come to the realization that a hunk of metal like him can love.

    All because Phil, Tommy and Kristin refuse to believe he’s unworthy of a family.

    Or: War android Techno gains consciousness and struggles through the motions of everything that comes with it.

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    [For Techno Gift Exchange]

    Technoblade should be hibernating by now, but he isn't.

    Wilbur should have taken care of his wings by now, but he hasn't.

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    When Tommy fell, he saw the sun setting and the stars slowly emerging. Perfectly bound together, even in their brief rendezvous. They still belonged to the sky.

    When Tommy fell, it felt like he was flying.

    Somewhere in the blurry haze, he thought he saw wings of obsidian, those of Phil's, ready to catch him. Or perhaps, he imagined being held by Techno's strong arms, cradled and safe.

    But, of course, nobody ever caught him. Only the sea.

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    Or, the bedrockbros healing arc all of us needed

     

    UPDATES: when life allows me to

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    Tommy faces his brother. He's fast asleep, expression as mellow as the day Tommy met him, except there were fewer scars and lesser guilty grudges.

    “Yeah, you better sleep well,” he mumbles. “When you wake up, all your possessions will be gone,” he adds jokingly.

    Techno doesn't move a muscle, maybe it's because he had fallen straight into the chasmic cracks of sleep, or maybe it's because he knows Tommy won't be leaving this room until Phil comes back anyway.

    The boy would be lowered into his grave before Philza Minecraft witnesses him become attached to his older brother like a needy kid. Again.

     

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    Techno is in hibernation, Tommy disturbs him. The perfect recipe for cuddling-induced blackmail!

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #20: 'Hibernation'
    with bedrockbros!

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  20. 2

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    TEAM ORCHIDS
    (my beloveds)

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    TEAM ALLIUMS
    (also my beloveds)

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